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More gay cartoon characters revealed! - Crazed right-wing moralists, take note: Before SpongeBob, there was Snagglepuss ... and Huckleberry Hound ... and even Popeye. by Liz Larocca, Salon.com

Feb. 8, 2005 | Recent events in the world of animated children's shows have caused people to question whether the cartoon industry is promoting a homosexual agenda. Allegations have been directed at SpongeBob SquarePants for participating in a pro-gay video, and at Buster the Bunny for his fraternization with a lesbian couple and their children. While some have dismissed these allegations as the rantings of ultraconservative Christians, gay cartoon characters do in fact exist, and some of them are even politically active. I recently asked some of them to share their stories.

Sitting in the living room of his well-appointed Cape Cod-style home, a cultural icon recalls his heyday with sadness and regret. "I was in constant fear of being found out," says Popeye, sipping herbal tea. "I thought once I cast Olive Oyl, everyone would know. She was so tall and lanky, with that boyish figure ..."

He trails off, shaking his head. "If you want to know the truth, I picked her because she reminded me of someone." He smiles and looks wistful. "Ensign Robert Flynn. Some of my fondest memories of the Navy revolve around him."

Popeye the Sailor Man, the animated embodiment of testosterone, lived in terror of being outed, as it would have ended his lucrative career. "Bluto threatened me with that a couple of times," he confesses. "I always wondered about him, though. He was so hypermasculine, always swaggering around like he had something to prove." He sighs and leans back against the antique sofa. "Maybe I'm just projecting, though. I did a fair amount of macho posturing myself."

First making the scene in 1929 as a bit player in a comic strip, Popeye became an immediate success. The series was finally renamed for him, and movies followed. In the '30s, Popeye's films were even more popular than Mickey Mouse's.

"Even though we were rivals, Mickey was one of the few people who were nice to me after learning I was gay," Popeye says.

"You know, people don't realize how different it was back then," he continues. "It wasn't like today, where only a few religious nuts get upset and boycott your work. My whole life would've been ruined if I'd come out. I had no choice."

Popeye stops and stares at the floor for a moment. "But still," he almost whispers, "every time I said 'I yam what I yam,' I felt like a fraud."

Reluctant to say more, Popeye tells me to check out the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Cartoon Alliance. He says the group helped him immensely when he finally decided to come out as gay after being brutally caricatured on-screen by Robin Williams.

Three days later, I'm in the parlor of a lovely San Francisco townhouse, being entertained by a self-described "proud queer, an old queen, ev-en!"

"I can't believe America didn't know," says Snagglepuss. "I mean, the cuff links, the flamboyance, the theater jargon -- plus, I'm pink, for heaven's sake!"

"I think it's terrific what SpongeBob is doing," he declares as he accepts a white wine spritzer from longtime companion Huckleberry Hound. "I've heard rumors about Squidward, too." Snagglepuss looks at his partner. "Two out and proud gays on one show, wouldn't that be fabulous?!"

The more reserved Huckleberry shakes his head. "I just wish it wasn't such a big deal. It would be nice if they'd leave his private life out of it and just allow him to be the amorphous asexual blob that he was drawn to be."

"I had a much different Hollywood experience than Puss," he continues. "The producers were looking for someone to host a show, to be a major player. They didn't care that I was gay, but this was 1959, and they didn't want any speculation about me." He sits down on the end of the chaise longue and puts his hand on Snagglepuss' leg. "They liked my look, but I sounded very effeminate."

"Luckily, he could do wonderful impressions," Snagglepuss chimes in. "They just fell in love with his Andy Griffith!" Snagglepuss grins. "Guess how we met. I was a guest on his show and then got my own segment. It was love at first sight."

"We were well known among industry players after that," Huckleberry says, looking sheepish. "I'm a homebody, but Puss always wanted to be out at all the parties."

His sociability proved fortuitous. Snagglepuss and Huckleberry soon became confidants of other prominent cartoon characters struggling with their homosexuality. And what started as an informal support group slowly morphed into a political action network.

"During the mid-'70s, the public became more aware of just how many celebrities were gay," explains Snagglepuss, turning serious. "Well, that included us, and people began speculating about cartoons the same way they did about human actors."

"The ironic thing is, they were wrong about one of the first gay icons," he adds. "There was always a lot of talk about Velma, but she's strictly hetero."

"That's true," agrees Huckleberry. "And a militant feminist. She carried around a dog-eared copy of 'The Second Sex' and refused to dumb herself down for the cameras. That's how the rumor got started."

"Even we believed it," Snagglepuss admits. "But then Daphne, who's actually bi, told me that she'd tried to get Velma to 'experiment' a couple times, but she wasn't interested. Velma's always been supportive of our cause."

"Everyone including Scooby-Doo has been supportive," he continues. "I guess once ... apparently, Fred and Shaggy both had a lot of Scooby snacks, and, well, one thing led to another ..."

"Let's just say it changed their perspectives," concludes Huckleberry. He looks at Snagglepuss. "We can leave it at that."

Asked which characters are members of the LGBT Cartoon Alliance, Snagglepuss runs off some names: Jabberjaw, Auggie Doggie, Mr. Slate of "The Flintstones," Elmer Fudd, Pepé Le Pew ("He's what's now called pan-sexual," says Snagglepuss), everyone in "Josie and the Pussycats," all three members of "The Hair Bear Bunch," several Smurfs, and Gargamel, and Foghorn Leghorn.

"That last one surprised even us," Huckleberry says. "And Bugs Bunny hasn't officially joined, but he has been to a few meetings." He divulges, "He had to dress up as a woman a lot on the show, and then found himself doing it off-screen."

Snagglepuss adds, "Of course, he could just be a straight cross-dresser, but he enjoys flirting with men. You may have noticed that he kissed a lot of male co-stars on his show, too." Huckleberry nods. "He's still trying to figure himself out."

Though both admit to some progress for gay cartoon characters, they're worried about the future. The increasing influence of the religious right and the passage of state laws banning gay marriage have Snagglepuss rallying the troops for the battles they may face in the next four years.

"I guess the most significant thing is that we've reached out to the puppet community," says Snagglepuss. "It's an important alliance. Tinky Winky weathered the storm, Bert and Ernie are still going strong after all these years, and Big Bird and Snuffleupagus just announced their engagement. Except for the hullabaloo about Buster the Bunny's human friends, PBS has been very supportive."

Huckleberry is less optimistic. "I just don't know what these next few years are going to bring. I'm concerned, very concerned." He shakes his head. "If these people knew what it used to be like for us they wouldn't force us to deny who we are. They'd have some compassion."

Snagglepuss puts his arm around the man he calls his husband. "They're only human beings," he says gently. "They just don't have the kind of depth that we do."

About the writer: Liz Larocca attended New York University but is now stuck in Ohio.
 
What?! Every member of Josie and the Pussycats is gay?

Damn! There's yet another fantasy shot to hell.
 
Popeye stops and stares at the floor for a moment. "But still," he almost whispers, "every time I said 'I yam what I yam,' I felt like a fraud."

Priceless, 'Dita
 
this is my favorite: "proud queer, an old queen, ev-en!"

I'd read the bit with Snagglepuss somewhere before, but it's still enough to bring that evil grin to my face.

Thanks, 'dita.
 
This is brilliant...LOL.

I've often wondered about Elmer Fudd and those two chipmunks also.
 
Elmer Fudd is straight.

Chip and Dale - queer.
Pixie and Dixie - queer.
Mr. Jinx - queer.
Top Cat - only Benny was queer.
Yogi and BooBoo - queer.
Bugs Bunny - straight, but a transvestite.
Daffy Duck - striaght.
Porky Pig - queer.
Spy versus Spy - queer.
Ogie Doggy and Doggie Daddy - incestuous.
Mutley - straight, but all those guys in the planes chasing the pidgeon were queer.
Scooby Doo - Shaggy, Velma, and Daphne were all striaght. Fred was queer.
Smurfs - queers.
He-man - you ain't foolin' nobody, fella.
Captain Caveman - straight.
The Flintstones - swingers.
Johnny Quest - it's not too late, but stop spending so much time with Race Bannon. C'mon, that guy has it written all over.
Foghorn Leghorn - He's straight. Do ya hear me boy? I'm not a-talking to make the wind under my lips move.
Snagglepuss - that lisp is there for a reason.
Huckleberry Hound - Momma's Boy, that's all.
Speed Racer - ?
Space Ghost - I'm not sure. He's wearing those tights a little too tight.
And finally...Aquateen Hunger Force:
Meatwad - queer.
Master Shake - straight.
Frylock - bisexual.
 
Geez, Vincenzo, you lost me. I don't know 90% of those names. I hope you have a better life than your post indicates.

Perdita ;)
 
Vincent E said:
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Mutley - straight, but all those guys in the planes chasing the pidgeon were queer...

That brought up some old memories.
That would be Dick Dastardly and Penny, I think?
And those idiots in the hearse.
LOL

What about those awful Power Puff Girls?

Oh, and I know: Cow and Chicken. That's definitely incest.

:D

Edited: it can't be true, it said I'm Peppe le Pew (without the smell).

:D :D :D
 
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Black Tulip said:
Oh, and I know: Cow and Chicken. That's definitely incest.

:D

THAT show frightens me.

Caught an ad for it once.

The cow was running around on back legs, udders swinging wildly . . .




(I'm still in therapy.)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
THAT show frightens me.

Caught an ad for it once.

The cow was running around on back legs, udders swinging wildly . . .




(I'm still in therapy.)

Be very grateful you never saw her perform as Super Cow on the Rescue!

:D
 
lilredjammies said:
Do I owe you for some therapy bills? :D

Nahh, I was laughing too hard.

And I'm thinking about purchasing some of the equipment the farmer was using . . .

;)
 
It's not all jokes actually. Cartoon relationships of different sexualities, while never...explicitly done in American animation is still prevalent in the world.

In the closely related comics page, social activist Doonesbury outed Mark, the revolutionary who likes chocolate chip cookies. Later Berkely Breathed, the loveable creator of Bloom County, outed his ultra-chauvinist Steve Dallas and then in the latest Opus made direct fun of the current utra-conservative homophobia. The one where he was shocked if he said anything that sounded vaguely effeminite was great.

And in the proper Comics on the shelf, it's been more prevalent and on webcomics of course, but underground activism is expected on such fronts.

In nearby Japan, animation featuring lesbian and gay relationships is not just in the realm of "aren't they a bit close?" And it's not regulated to more teen shows like Serial Experiments: Lain where the main character has a transparent crush on her best friend.

On young girl favorite, Sailor Moon, Sailors Neptune and Uranus are in a very explicit relationship together and transvestites appear among the enemies. It went over wihout incident in Japan, but was horribly butchered and "edited" for American audiences leading to the most frighteningly close "sister" relationship in American animation. American censors are morons.

In another youth anime, Stellvia of the Universe, two characters relationship occurs very matter-of-factly, a blurted admission near the end with no condemnation and only a comment by the male who liked one of them that "of course, he was jealous".

The intriguing action/intellectual series Read or Die hinted at a lesbian relationship in the original movie and expanded on it greatly for the series. It features a budding lesbian relationship/soulmate pairing between two middle schoolers, a lesbian relationship, an implied crush, and a borderline lesbian love affair that's still friendly by a thread.

And while on the subject of borderline pushing among these teenage shows, one must also bring up I! My! Me! Strawberry Eggs! which features a crush in a young student on her female gym teacher who is secretly a cross-dressing man forced into it by economic desperation.

For more there is the Yuri List, which lists explicit lesbian relationships, lesbian relationships that are heavily implied, and a few wishes. There is probably a Yaoi list showing the gay men of the worlds of anime and manga.

Fruits Basket in particular has made a good showing among it. It has featured cross-dressing, an implied gay relationship between the Head and the man possessed by Dog. A gay crush of the Head for Rat. A gay crush of Ox for Rat. A falmboyant pan-sexual existence for Snake and more.

It is only here that questions of sexuality and the nature of love is stuffed in the closet and anathema to the animated works. We censor in fear any anime featuring yaoi or yuri relationships to create incestual monstrosities. We lash out in fear to any jokingly transvestial cartoons of old and freak out over Sponge Bob holding another man's hand.

It's only a joke here. Cartoon characters that are gay and lesbian? Yeah, in my dreams. We might imagine Velma giving a secret kiss to Daphne or Snagglepuss and Pink Panther going at it, but if they did kiss on the tube or confessed their love embarassedly it would be a huge deal, there'd be a double take.

The last thing that came close on TV that I can remember was a Daria special where Jane was hit on by an older female campmate and got freaked out.

Japan, a country more conservative than us in every respect, is running circles around us on this field. It's a joke here, it's a standard relationship choice there.

Anyway, good article on its own though. Beautifully sarcastic.
 
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