Art for Story

[execuwriter]

Is anyone out there interested in illustrating stories I have posted? I completely lack the ability to draw and would enjoy being able to view my dream women and villains through something other than my mind's eye. The only compensation I can offer is to share more of my fantasies with anyone else who may my dreams about innocent women in mortal peril titillating. I have posted stories entitled 'Rebecca', 'The Promise', and 'Trophy Wife'.

 

[pointless]

yep. this would definitely be the absolute best place to ask this question. the visual arts board is just too damned obvious. there's no possible way you could get better results there.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Is anyone out there interested in illustrating stories I have posted? I completely lack the ability to draw and would enjoy being able to view my dream women and villains through something other than my mind's eye. The only compensation I can offer is to share more of my fantasies with anyone else who may my dreams about innocent women in mortal peril titillating. I have posted stories entitled 'Rebecca', 'The Promise', and 'Trophy Wife'.

Omitting random words in the middle of a _ must be one of those new-fangled literary devices.

 

[execuwriter]

snarky

 

[execuwriter]

My growing up was hard enough but I'm glad I wasn't your kid.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are lucky.

I would have slapped the fuck out of you.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You are lucky.

I would have slapped the fuck out of you.

That's not a very Christian thing to say.

 

[Saint Peter]

That's not a very Christian thing to say.

What would Jesus do?


Slap the fuck out of him.
You know it. I know it.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You are lucky.

I would have slapped the fuck out of you.

I want to be your kid.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm glad I didn't offer to toss him a few of Johnny's Stick Figures to spice up his little stories.

I'm thinking he might be a dick.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want to be your kid.

Hello you!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Hello you!

Pete me!

 

[Saint Peter]

Pete me!

:smack!:

 

[CandiCame]

yep. this would definitely be the absolute best place to ask this question. the visual arts board is just too damned obvious. there's no possible way you could get better results there.

There's a visual arts board!?

I'm glad I didn't offer to toss him a few of Johnny's Stick Figures to spice up his little stories.

I'm thinking he might be a dick.

I forgot your name was Johnny and went right to Johnny The Homicidal Maniac's Happy Noodle Boy:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldi5voupUE1qz7y6mo1_400.jpg

 

[KRCummings]

yep. this would definitely be the absolute best place to ask this question. the visual arts board is just too damned obvious. there's no possible way you could get better results there.

What visual arts board?

 

[CHNOPS]

There's a visual arts board!?

What visual arts board?

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=50

 

[KRCummings]

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=50

Now how in the fuck was I supposed to know that was there? They hid it. You want somebody to find a board you put it on the front page. Nobody goes to the Authors Hangout. Those people have issues. They make the BDSM board people look sane.

 

[Kruge]

Now how in the fuck was I supposed to know that was there? They hid it. You want somebody to find a board you put it on the front page. Nobody goes to the Authors Hangout. Those people have issues. They make the BDSM board people look sane.

Absolutely!

You better stick with us normal people here on the GB

 

[CHNOPS]

Now how in the fuck was I supposed to know that was there? They hid it. You want somebody to find a board you put it on the front page. Nobody goes to the Authors Hangout. Those people have issues. They make the BDSM board people look sane.

Totally.

 

[KRCummings]

Absolutely!

You better stick with us normal people here on the GB

I started out in the AH and everyone made fun of the GB. After defecting ( or is it defecating? Eh, same difference on the GB) over here I realize they're just jealous because nobody likes them. They're boring twits that write bad porn and think that makes them superior.

 

[KRCummings]

Totally.

You got a different Lit than me.

 

[CHNOPS]

You got a different Lit than me.

Maybe the reception is better here by the water.

 

[KRCummings]

Maybe the reception is better here by the water.

All I knows is he mentioned visual arts and I went to the main page and the subforums weren't listed. If you got special magic box that does that for you then that's all fine and good.

 

[pink]

I have a pimple under my nose.

 

[KRCummings]

I have a pimple under my nose.

Did the last dick you sucked have an open sore?