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[Disgustipated]

Look, if I accuse the goddess dolf of having a snout she's liable to turn me into a dung beetle. She can do that. We used to have a poster named dollparts and dolf turned her into a bunny.

Goddess? She's a whore.

 

[cleaver]

Goddess? She's a whore.

fuck! we're all whores.

look at the fixtures and wallpaper!

 

[Sean Renaud]

Goddess? She's a whore.

She's both.

 

[dolf]

it's endearing.

 

[Dream59]

Goddess? She's a whore.

Whores are to be worshiped, as are Goddesses.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Makes sense. Both do pass a collection plate.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Sean Renaud]

it's endearing.

You're a deer now? I thought we were doing farm animals?

 

[dolf]

Is Dolf's asshole still un-bludgeoned? It's been a while since I checked in.

it often goes years between buggeries.

You're a deer now? I thought we were doing farm animals?

i'll be a caterpillar if it'll get me a good seeing to.

 

[Sean Renaud]

it often goes years between buggeries.

i'll be a caterpillar if it'll get me a good seeing to.

Better yet a milipede. That's a lotta legs to spread.

 

[dolf]

and a great excuse for a whole lot of shoe shopping

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'll go shoe shopping! It'll give me an excuse to suck your toes.

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

I'll go shoe shopping! It'll give me an excuse to suck your toes.

i can't imagine why anyone would want to do that. you must be some kind of depraved pervert.

 

[butters]

i can't imagine why anyone would want to do that. you must be some kind of depraved pervert.

a millipede must have an exceedingly small arsehole.

 

[Sean Renaud]

i can't imagine why anyone would want to do that. you must be some kind of depraved pervert.

Maybe.

a millipede must have an exceedingly small arsehole.

Nice and tight.

 

[dolf]

Maybe.

only maybe?

 

[Sean Renaud]

only maybe?

That depends, do you like depraved perverts or do you like breaking in the new kid? I can be anything for you baby.

 

[dolf]

That depends, do you like depraved perverts or do you like breaking in the new kid? I can be anything for you baby.

i think i like the sort who don't drool on my tootsies but take diabolical liberties with my arse.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Can I do both at the same time?

 

[dolf]

Can I do both at the same time?

sure, maybe it'll soften up my corns & sooth my bunions. i bet the athlete's foot & verrucas add flavour.

 

[unregistered]