Arrange these jobs in order of sexiness:

[NoJo]

Drummer,
Singer,
Guitarist,
Keyboards,
Bass,
Sax

Snooker Player
Darts Player
Footballer
Rugby Player
Formula 1 Driver
Tennis Player

Secretary
P.A.
Temp
Telephonist
PC Support


Masseuse
Osteopath
Hairdresser
Dentist
Acupuncturist

 

[Guest]

Scale of 1 to 5 from het-femme POV (1=twat/fag; 5=metaphorical 10-incher)

Drummer: 1
Singer: 1
Guitarist: 5
Keyboards: 1
Bass: 5
Sax: 1

Snooker Player (WTF?)
Darts Player: 1
Footballer: 5
Rugby Player: 6
Formula 1 Driver: 0
Tennis Player: 0

Secretary: 1
P.A.: 1
Temp: 1
Telephonist: 1
PC Support: .001

Masseuse: 1
Osteopath: 1
Hairdresser: 1
Dentist: 1
Acupuncturist: 5

 

[neonlyte]

Drummer - get ya kit off
Singer - C
Guitarist - strung out
Keyboards - electric
Bass - fish
Sax - Bflat

Snooker Player - 147
Darts Player - 180
Footballer - hat trick
Rugby Player - try'd too hard
Formula 1 Driver - won
Tennis Player - 6-0

Secretary - depends how old
P.A. - depends how old
Temp - depends how much
Telephonist - multiple choice question
PC Support - depends how young


Masseuse - slick
Osteopath - crick
Hairdresser - snick
Dentist - pick
Acupuncturist - prick

 

[Guest]

Secretary - depends how old

Hey! I was ripe when a secty., and I don't think there are many over 70 (which is what I might lable 'old', or not).

C.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Perdita.

 

[neonlyte]

Hey! I was ripe when a secty., and I don't think there are many over 70 (which is what I might lable 'old', or not).

C.

Sorry - depends how mature

 

[sweetnpetite]

It's not the job, it's the person doing it.

I can imagine someone with graceful beautiful hands (Johnny Dep perhaps?) throwing darts and being very sexy.

However, there is something about singers that make them much sexier than they really are. Even a goofy looking guy is hot when he's a singer.http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/02/john_mayer,0.jpg http://portodaspipas.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/rem.jpg http://www.bloodservices.ca/CentreApps/Internet/UW_V502_MainEngine.nsf/resources/BNL/$file/Barenaked_Ladies.jpg http://grant.rhodes.ca/resources/images/robthomas.jpg And music is just sexy all around, guitar, base, piano, voice, drums... mmmm.

So, my list is:


Musicians- 1
Everybody else- based on the individual.

Oh yeah... firefighter are sexy too
http://home.triad.rr.com/tc27407/Firefighter-Avatar.gif

 

[Honey123]

Are we making are own scale?



Secretary --- I"M A SECRETARY!

 

[sweetnpetite]

Are we making are own scale?



Secretary --- I"M A SECRETARY!

Oh I didn't know that!

Now you definatly have to come over!!!

Aniversary is in two weeks.

 

[Honey123]

Oh I didn't know that!

Now you definatly have to come over!!!

Aniversary is in two weeks.

Shall I bring my pen and pad?

 

[neonlyte]

Shall I bring my pen and pad?

Do you take short hand?

 

[Honey123]

Do you take short hand?

I take dick-ta-tion... But I use long hand...

 

[sweetnpetite]

Shall I bring my pen and pad?

Yes. Yes. -- YES!

 

[sweetnpetite]

I take dick-ta-tion... But I use long hand...

You're a naughty little sexretary- er secretary, aren't you

 

[Alessia Brio]

Sorry, sweet -- ain't nuttin' gonna make Barenaked Ladies hot.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Sorry, sweet -- ain't nuttin' gonna make Barenaked Ladies hot.

Oh, I think they are sexy when they sing and jump around all full of energy. But I like that geek thing

 

[kendo1]

Hey Sub! The Rocker returns.

Is this a feel good question?
Okay. Lead singers come out top.

Everyone else to the back of the line.

 

[Guest]

You forgot Cable Guy.

 

[Guest]

:blink:

you have a job?

holy shit, you're hot!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

1. Drummer
2. Singer
3. Guitarist
4. Bass
5. Sax
6. Keyboards

1. Formula 1 Driver
2. Rugby Player
3. Darts Player
4. Tenis Player
5. Footballer
6. Snooker Player

1. P.A.
2. Secretary
3. Temp
4. Telephonist
5. PC Support

1. Masseuse
2. Hairdresser
3. Osteopath
4. Acupuncturist
5. Dentist

 

[Guest]

:blink:

you have a job?

holy shit, you're hot!!!

You're hot with or without a job.

 

[Guest]

You're hot with or without a job.

ho k,
who paid ya? *grin*
thank you, sweetness.

 

[BlackSnake]

1 P.A.
2 Secretary
3 Telephonist
4 PC Support
5 Temp

 

[Guest]

ho k,
who paid ya? *grin*
thank you, sweetness.

I get paid for that??

If I had a dime for every time I thought you were hot I'd be... Well... A lot richer than I am, that's for sure.

 

[Liar]

What in the world is a P.A? Pelvic Arouser?