Arr, Matey!

[naudiz]

What's My Pirate Name?

Iron Mary Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[lickerish]

Your pirate name is:

Mad Charity Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

 

[freakygirl]

Black Anne Roberts

What the hell?? omg.. that was to funny

 

[Silverlily]

oh-oh

Bloody Anne Roberts


Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

 

[Problem Child]

Your pirate name is:


Iron Jack Kidd


A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

wonder where she got the idea for this thread....

Avast, Iron Mary Kidd, are ye me wench?

 

[Renegade]

Your pirate name is:

Mad Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Don't mess with me, mate. Can't you read? I'm frickin' loco. Arrr!

 

[lavender]

 

[Renegade]

You copycat.

 

[lavender]

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Wow... me and lav must be pirate kin

Captain James Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant.

There sure are a lot of Kidds on board. Makes me a feel a bit more guilty about feeling Lavs up. Fer sure.

 

[naudiz]

Arr, I be yorn, Iron Jack. With a name like Iron Jack... arr. Is that a mast in yer pocket or are ye just happy to see me?

You know what they say. Once you go pegleg you'll never go back. Egads, adds a whole new dimension to the idea of foot fetishes.

I must go scrub my brain with a wire brush now.

o/~
We're a jolly crew in a scabous company.
We take our swords below when we're drinking merrily.
One hand holds a cutlass, the other holds a cup.
A pirate's life is peaceful till someone cuts you up!

The captain raises his cutlass and he makes us sing along.
It doesn't take the crew long to memorize the song,
Cuz if you miss a line or two, that sword is gonna drop.
A pirate's life is peaceful till someone cuts you up!

The lure of bloody battle is an itch you shouldn't scratch!
You could poke an eye out and you'll have to wear a patch,
And you can wink your one good eye, be thankful for your luck!
A pirate's life is peaceful till someone cuts you up!
o/~

Arr!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Red Roger Bonney



Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

 

[lilminx]

Red Grace Kidd



Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Not a very good pirate name- I think I'll take this again- I liked Kitten Eyes' pirate name- maybe I'll have to be more aggressive...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Red Anne Roberts....

It has a ring to it.

It also said I was more than a little insane.

Lies. It's all lies.

It's a conspiracy. All these websites are out to get me.

 

[Ask For More]

Red Sam Rackham

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

What's with all the red people?

 

[ohiobbw]

Mad Bess Bonney



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

 

[Pokerman]

Mad Jack Read

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

I was hoping for the "Dread Pirate Roberts"

 

[celiaKitten]

Captain Anne Cash here --
nevermind my name isn't anne - and I have no cash ... not even the fake kind

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Iron James Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Kidd?? Kidd???

Nah - I like Indolent Scamp better.

Pirates are wusses.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Angel]

Black Charity Kidd



Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

 

[Good Kirk]

Your Pirate Name is...

LONG JOHN BARRYMORE

A Pirate should chew on the beating heart of his enemy, not the scenery. Your histrionic speeches to the crew are as bloated as a drowned swab. You could fill your own sails for weeks with the hot air bellowing from that barrel chest. More plunder and less thunder if you please. Grr.

 

[Evil Kirk]

Your Pirate Name is:

RED BLOOD BEARD

"Hang the Skull and CrossBones" does not mean murder your ship's doctor. Try pointing the weapons away from your ship for a change. You only have so many disposable Ensigns. Yo ho ho and a bottle of Romulan Brandy.

 

[Kymberley]

woo hoo I am a Captain

Captain Charity Kidd



Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!



Now I just need to find the right crew. A crew that will do anything I tell them to do to me.


Or is that supposed to be for me? Hmmm Have to get back with ya on that one.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: woo hoo I am a Captain

Now I just need to find the right crew. A crew that will do anything I tell them to do to me.

Or is that supposed to be for me? Hmmm Have to get back with ya on that one.

It is to you and you are our captive wench!