Aristophanes.............

[The Nitelight]

I miss The Odd Couple.........

 

[Amused]

Aristophanes..........

.........is ridiculous...........

 

[The Nitelight]

C'mon seven!
Brother needs a new pair of sandals...........

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Aristophanes is for the birds.

 

[The Nitelight]

God, I miss Crazy Rhoda Zimmerman...............

 

[Amused]

Once there was a man named Oscar.........
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar............

 

[The Nitelight]

YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Amused]

"Can I call you 'Hef'?"


"Mister Hefner........"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You leave little notes on my pillow! I told you a million times, never leave little notes on my pillow! "We're out of milk -- F.U." It took me half an hour to figure out that "F.U." was "Felix Unger"!

 

[The Nitelight]

I can sit in either chair. I'm ambidextrous........

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Murray, I'll give you two hundred dollars for your gun.

 

[Bob Peale]

I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You realize that the reason Mexico never became a world power is because of its food.

 

[Bob Peale]

Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ah-ha! Ze Chicken Complex?

 

[The Nitelight]

Oscar, he's a narc........