Ariosto's in the SLAMMER!...Please Write!

[ariosto]

That's right!
Through a travesty of justice I've been convicted of Bigamy, Adultery, Engaging in Unnatural Acts,
and the Illegal Distribution of the highly addictive drug called Literotica on cyberspace street corners!
My Court appointed lawyer CaptainD was unavailable during my trail being somewhere in Mexico with two
floozies and when he heard of my sentence just laughed and said..."More for me!"
Can you believe that!
The judge BlackBart, was merciless and sentenced me to LIFE without possibility of Nooky or Parole!

LADIES PLEASE HELP ME!...
Write those stimulating words a condemned but unbeleivably handsome, well built and virile male can use in the lonely dark hours of his unjust incarceration to release the pent up frustrations that SEETH within him!

He will answer all letters but given the HARD LABOR that will be the his daily lot in life replies may be somewhat delayed.



OOC...Well let's try this for something new.

 

[Rach]

!!!
I guess Ill just ahve to find another virile man to help me with my writings. Dont drop the soap in the shower! I watched OZ on HBO and you'll be someones bitch.

 

[ariosto]

Reply to rach

Rach!
I expected more from you! whad I ever do to you!

Maybe I can help you from my prison cell!...Yes I'd like to do that!
Just send me your erotic writings and I'll edit them right here with my number two pencil and this legal pad.
An hey baby, I ain't nobodies 'Bitch!...(I don't think.)

 

[Huntress]

Wondering what the hell Ari thinks he's doing -- as if he's not already involved in enough affaires du coeur -- now he gets himself tossed into the clink on trumped up charges! <grin> Hope he had some fun with a trollop before getting caught...
________________________

Dearest Ariosto,

Your message has been received by the Ladies of the Rooftop (one of whom is yours truly) with the greatest of distress. I will personally miss your lap while you are incarcerated and will send over a few pair of plaid, silk boxers so that your tender skin won't chafe in those nasty polyester briefs I hear they make you wear.

I've also ordered one enormous chocolate cake which should be delivered in about 2 weeks -- DON'T EAT IT! The contents are as follows 1 file, 1 hacksaw, 2 g nitro, 4 oz plastique(sp) and assorted lock picks. It's the local bakery's Jailbreak Special. Hope you like it!

Love always,

Huntress

P.S. Don't worry about us girls. Turk will take very good care of us while you're away.

 

[ariosto]

Reply to Huntress

Dear Huntress,
I had hoped for the kind of letter that would make me forget my lonely hours...one I could tuck under my pillow at night and read one handed till it fell apart....
But NO!
Instead you tell me that TURK will be the beneficiary of my absence!
I am BANGING my head on the bars!
And thanks for the boxers...*Geesh*

 

[BLACK BART]

LOL!!!! Excellent, Ari!!!

Now as the named "JUDGE" of your miserable case , I hereby declare that you will not be released until such a time as you come up with 20....yes 20 written testaments of your good character!!!!

And oh yes...by twenty different females....and no multiple "pen names" will be accepted as well!

Now back to your hard labor!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[_precious_1__]

Darling Ariosto,

It is with a heavy heart that I write to you upon hearing of your untimely incarceration. I don’t care what they say, I think what you do with your animals is your own business. Besides, if you lived in West Virginia it would be a non-issue.

I am distraught at your absence, for I never had the opportunity to tell you my true feelings! Yes Ari, I think you’re swell. My heart flutters whenever I see the well-toned rump of your AV.

I considered committing a criminal act so I could join you, but alas, I look terrible in inmate orange.

Yours Truly,

Precious

XOXOXO

 

[Guest]

Ariosto, c/o Cyber County Jail, Ether, INET

My darling Ari:

I returned as soon as I heard the news. You poor thing! What an awful predicament you're in. Is there anyone I can speak to on your behalf? Please tell me who I should address and I will do so immediately.

Have missed you terribly since I left in December. I've thought about you so much; the intimate moments shared will always have a special place in my heart.

Do you remember the last time we were together?

Your cock was so hard and you were sooooo hungry, yet you tied me to a chair and teased me mercilessly. Kissing me until I thought I'd cum just from your tongue's persistent probing; then you held my breasts and tortured my nipples until I was a whimpering fool. You slid your fingers inside my pussy and I took the beautifully rigid, smooth length of your staff into my mouth.

At last, whenwe were both trembling, aching for release and could wait no longer, you said, "I want want my cock in you, spread your legs," and I took you in. All of you. Engulfing your rod with my swollen lips, hot, tight, sinking deeper, in and out and you urged me on, "Fuck me, squeeze me... ". We exploded together.

I will leave you with that sweet memory and promise to take up your case with the judge.

Until we meet again, my dear.

Tess

 

[Testarossa]

Ariosto, c/o Cyber County Jail, Ether, INET

Stupid cookie stamps! The darned letter was marked "Return to sender for additional postage".

Sorry to make you have to wait, sweetie.

Tess

 

[ariosto]

Reply to the 'Judge'

You miserable excuse for a human being!
I bet you have ping pong balls under those long black robes instead of cajones!

20 different females!...This is CRUEL and UNUSUAL punishment!
Where's my lawyer dammit!
CAPTAIN!

Uhhh...what costitutes a test of good character your honor?

If say MISS X testifies I gave her 10 orgasms in one night would that be half...No....you said each by a different one!

Curse You!...may you have F. Lee Bailey in your courtroom till you die!

 

[ariosto]

Reply to Precious

Dear Precious,

You didn't look so terrible in that bright orange teddy I bought you! You might not have TOLD me your true feelings but you are a wonder with body language baby!
And I have a whole list of 'Criminal Acts" we comitted...now come on remember one with me right now...

Like when you were taking that picture of my rump for the AV and I turned around to show you my....

WAIT...wait....I heard a sheep outside the window.
Are you sure this isn't West Virginia!




Picking up the pencil to reply to Testerossa, ari finds he's worn it to a nub and lays bck on his hard narrow cot, hoping tomorrow will bring the kind of letter he can wrap his hand around.

 

[SexyChele]

My dearest Ari,
You can only imagine my distress at learning of your current status. Yes, you can be a cad - but a sweet one, and hopefully Black Bart will see that. Of course, it does help to possibly offer him a sacrifice on your behalf. You know how he does so like to make a woman submit. Perhaps a volunteer might come forward?

Ah, but in the meantime, what shall I do? Without my Shea? Without my Jack? I shall pine for your return, my dearest one.

I understand that Bart demands testimony of good character on your behalf. You many fine outstanding characteristics, and I'm sure the ladies of Lit will want to step forward to voice those, in the hopes you will be returned to them. As for mine? Well, I shall take the easiest one. I can testify to the fact that, in any situation, you make a lady feel as though she were a treasured jewel - substantial, beautiful, desirable. How can any woman resist?

Kisses to you, my dear, and to help pass the time think on this: my lips wrapped round your stiffened cock, moving along the shaft as my finger tickle and play with your balls. My tongue lapping at the head, tasting the pre-cum, and relishing its taste. Ah....when you are free, then we can conclude this little item?

Until then, stay warm, jack off often, and stay away from some one called "Brutus".

With love,
Chele

 

[ariosto]

Dear, sweet, understanding Tess,
You cannot believe the eagerness of my response to your letter when I read it at dawns first light! Unfortunately, as soon as I've had my breakfast of stale cornbread and yesterdays cold coffee, I'll be out picking up coke cans and condums on Highway 123.
Yes of course I remember, your sweet nipples growing stiff in my mouth as I rolled them with my tongue, squeezing each breast in both hands to stretch the sensitive skin around the succulent buds...drawing them through my teeth as I did so. The way you trembled as I pinched each aching tip until you nearly cied out!
And then arousing you to near orgasm with my fingers, fucking you with them furiously and you unable to move! I teased you to distraction flicking your tasty pearl with my....



Warden the prisoner was writing this pornographic filth when we came and got him for the road crew.
The whole time we were chaining him into the gang he kept saying, "Let me finish...let me finish...let me finish...the guy is a bad hombre, a real nuisance. Thought you should know.

 

[captainb]

*Bustling in with disheveled hair, tie askew, and jacket buttoned incorrectly*

A sham! A farce! I object to the way my client has been misappropriated and manhandled without benefit of counsel, locked up against his will and forced to pick up other couple's carnal coupling evidence by Judge Bart and his craven coven! I have... um... *shuffling through an overstuffed briefcase* ...this document... no, this document describing in detail that my client was nowhere near the casino on the night in question, and that he furthermore has never met Miss Debi Dominatrica nor her cheetah! I therefore request that all charges be dropped, and we will sue the court and county for false imprisonment, malicious slander, unmitigated gall...

Ari? What are you doing here? And why is your side of the floor so slippery?

Oh. Um, hold on. *more shuffling, then patting of pockets. pulling out a length of rope and sighing with a faraway look. shaking back to reality*

Sorry, Ari. *picking up Precious, Chele, and Tess' letters* Um, your honor? I'd like to request a stay while we examine the, uh, evidence. *sinks onto a chair, still reading intently*

 

[ariosto]

Reply to Chele...and a legal complication arises

Dearest, old pal...

How your words are warming me! I sit across from my wretched lawyer who is reading my mail in his salsa encrusted hands and sweating profusely. I'm slaming my salami under the graffiti patterned table while I envision the delcious ending of the scenario you so tantalizinly present.
MY cock is so stiff and full of pent up frustration that I fear I would gag you upon it's volcanic release, gushing warm loads of love juice into your mouth, which unable to hold the geysering volume, you open and take the last of my rocketing seed across....


Warden Pimfrit, he's at it again. One of the security guards heard strange noises and saw the consultation table bouncing furiously.
The letter was confiscated of course and the prisoner's attorney is in the lock up pending charges for indecent exposure and committing lewd acts on state property. The prisoner succesfully
stuffed his weenie back into his coveralls before the table was upended. His attorneys reactions were hampered by too many margarita's and we were able to snap a polaroid of him in the act.

 

[ariosto]

(((((((bump))))))))

Please!...I have 15 more to go!

 

[Silverluna]

Dearest Ari

Alas, I regret to hear of your imprisionment in this vile place of punishment...
But maybe the confinment might do you some good? My body still tingles from your hot mouth raining smoldering kisses along my breasts.....But, I get off subject....
I leave you with a few words of wisdom....if I knew any!!

~Sweet kisses and Warm hugs~
Irralya

 

[Hecate]

Cell Block A 15 / Prisoner 1526 - ARI / 12

To whom it may concern

Dearest Ariosto,

knowing about the "mail secret" or lack thereof in correctional institutions I shall share those pleas in your favour in this open bulletin.

First of all let me express my utter amazement in regards to the filed charges which in the first place are somewhat dubious.

Who actually could accuse you of Bigamy? Knowing your subtle touches are dedicated to the soothing of the fire burning in your large community of female admirers it is plain ridiculous that any vow could take you away from all to merely bind you to one!

Thus said I take it to be a simple impossibility to convict you of Adultery since who ever blamed the weaker human sex to not resist the charms of a sex god? Even the ancient myths of our ancestors can not do you justice! Did they not call the testimonies to talk of your divine love making abilities? Of the velvety feel your unblemished skin reveals to seeking lips? The endlessly enchanting ecstasy endured by those who have been found worthy to share those intimate moments?

As for the unnatural acts - what on earth would they expect from a lovemaking angel? It is of course unnatural - but it is not an offence to be exquisitely in tune with the call of nature to satisfy the desires of fiery fairies, voluptuous vixens and indecent imps.

The only punishable offence I can possible see in all this is the distribution of highly addictive cyber-drug Literotica - but then who could blame him? Being alone among hordes of wild and demanding females it was in self defense that he got them hooked on the words of Lit, to make them survive the periods in which he had to sacrifice himself for the good of the female nation, restlesly pleasuring incredible, unimaginable numbers of women on this, our planet.

So I ask again - what is his offense really? Shouldn't we set up altars instead to worship his dedication and self-sacrifice for the well-being and sanity of the female population?

So I personaly can merely testify those delightful little eternities of bliss, the sheer joy and singing of my heart as he took me to never imagined heigths - the rare moments of immortality he allowed me to witness.

I will eternally keep the vivid memories of steel-hard flesh penetrating soft musky petals of burning desire, collecting the honey dew from the fountain of pleasure with cherry lips, nibbling on velvety fruit forbidden. The darker moments of passion andlust, hardly controlled by the chains to hold and the sting of suede straps biting tender flesh to urge on the race for fulfillment in unison with each other, what do I say - the universe.

If this turns a man guilty, Ariosto is as guilty as they come - guilty of sharing the rare gift of an immaculate, god-crafted body.

He should not be punished for dividing his gift and talent and inventive skills in word and deed with the women of this world, no, his only offense could be to withdraw from pleasuring us time and agin - and again ... and ohhh ... yessss ... ohhh .. uhhh .... pleasseee .... yesss ...... again!

Yours sincerely
Hecate

 

[mya]

Mya stands up to be counted...

Ari receives an envelope containing two letters. The first letter reads as follows:

Dear Ari:

I imagine you behind the bars, all alone in the empty cell, laying upon your cot, counting cracks in the ceiling. I find myself fantasizing about being your keeper. This is my fantasy.

I am wearing the required grey pressed guard’s uniform, my shirt a size too small clinging to my large breasts and a belt cinched tight at my waist. My hair is piled under my hat and my mirrored sunglasses hide my eyes from sight. I walk towards your cell, my footsteps echoing off the cement walls. I stop before your cell, and I drag my billy club across the bars of your cell several times, the ringing loud in the silence. You merely look at me, silent and bored.

"Ariosto," I say firmly. You ignore the command in my voice. "ARIOSTO," I say louder this time, "Get your ass over here NOW!" I point to a spot on the floor just on the other side of the bars.

"What for Doll?" you ask lazily from your reclining position on the bed. "Ari, do not ignore me again! Or you shall go without these!" I rip my shirt apart, the snaps popping rapidly open, and my naked breasts point at you. Suddenly you scamper from your bed to the spot I indicated. I press my breasts between the bars. I order softly, "Suck ‘em Ari…suck ‘em good."

And your hands are gripping my tits, mashing them together as your mouth sucks hungrily on first one nipple and then the next. "Good boy Ari. Good boy. If you please me sufficiently, I just might have a word with the judge here and you just might reduce your sentence for good behaviour. If you don’t please me, well you’re on your own with the judge."

I dangle my cuffs through the bars. "Take the cuffs, undress completely, then climb back on your bed and lay on your back. Cuff each of your wrists around the poles of your bed Ari." You look up and I can see the hesitation in your eyes. Before you can speak, I say firmly, "NOW". You do so, eager to please me so that I might put a good word in for you and also secretly eager for what I might delight you with also.

I move to the bed, slipping my shirt off, following it with my shoes, my belt and my pants until I stand before you naked except for my hat and my sunglasses. I straddle your hips, rubbing my wet slit upon your huge erection. Using your hardened tip against my swollen nubbin. "Oooooooooo Ari, that feels sooooo good!" I tease your hardness for some time, you attempt to thrust into me, but I keep just out of reach. Suddenly I slam down on your length, taking you deep inside. My hat falls off my head and my hair tumbles around me in a frame of curls. I ride you hard and fast, fucking the living daylights out of you. Suddenly I am cumming on top of you but I keep riding hard. The one peak merely rolls out into the next one until you are crying out with your own release, "Ohhhhhh yessssssss myyyyyyaa…my guard, my keeper. Oh yessssssss fuck me!!!!!"

As you orgasm I orgasm again with you for my 3rd time, a sheen on both our bodies, I lean over and shove my tongue in your mouth with a deep throated kiss of ownership. "You are mine Ari…whenever I wish, however, I wish, at least for the duration of your incarceration. Got that!?!"

You merely nod in agreement. "And I’d better not hear that the other guards or the judge find out about our little meetings Dearie, or I shall make your life here a living hell." I emphasize my words my pinching both of Ari’s nipples hard as my lips close on is neck and suck hard. The mark of my ownership appears on his neck, a hickey that tells all who come after me that while they might have Ari for now, ultimately he is mine.

I laugh softly as I dress again, Ari naked for me to enjoy, still cuffed to the bed. "I could just leave you there cuffed and ready for the next guard who comes along. Hmmmmmm…decisions, decisions."

"Noooooooo," Ari cries out, not wishing to be left at the mercy of just anyone who might come along after I leave. I lean over and kiss him one more time as my hands use my key to open the cuffs. I walk out of the cell, locking the door behind me. I toss a letter to the floor inside the cell, then turn and walk away whistling with cheer as I finish my rounds.

And that Ariosto Dear is my fantasy. I hope you find lots of opportunity to enjoy it. And if the fantasy were real, the letter I tossed would have been the one enclosed that you can present to your judge.

Love, hugs and kisses,
mya
~~~~~~

The second letter enclosed in the same envelope reads as this:

Dear Judge Black Bart:

Ariosto is a bit of a cad around Lit, that is for sure. I will be the first to admit that he does romance the ladies and entice them to keep coming back to Lit for more. But surely Judge, Ariosto cannot be held responsible and condemned for his innate attractiveness to the ladies. He could no more turn off his charm than he could stop breathing.

Secondly, without Ariosto around Lit, chaos ensues. Why, half the threads are grinding to a halt. For the good of all the citizens of Lit, it is important that he be released soon so that the Lit world can return to normal. Without him, Lit is a mere shell.

And last but not least, I am pretty certain he has not committed bigamy or adultery. As for engaging in unnatural acts—well this is Lit after all. Who has not engaged in some unnatural act here? *Eyeing the Honourable Judge Black Bart up and down with a knowing look* What is that saying Sir? Something about "Let he who is without sin cast out the first stone…" *soft and knowing smile*

I beg of you, let Ari go. He is a good man and the SRP Board is not the same without him. He is also sorely missed by all his good friends at Lit, male and female, but especially the females. I have heard the ladies of Lit speak of making it worth your while to let him go also. If you wish to discuss this matter further, please feel free to contact me. Otherwise, I wish you a good day, and let you know that I eagerly await Ariosto’s release.

Sincerely,

mya

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Dearest Ari,

My poor heart nearly broke in two when I heard of your imprisonment. The thought of you in that horrible prison, so far away from me, drives me to the brink of despair. Yes, despair – for I cannot help thinking that I am to blame for your present predicament. How can this be so? you say. I shall explain. (I know that they read your mail in that vile hellhole, so I am addressing my explanation to your captors as well as to you, my darling.)

You see, my sweet, I do not blame you for your recent indulgences in wanton carnality. I blame myself, because I have neglected your needs far too often in recent weeks. Yes, I am ashamed to admit this – I have let too much time pass between replies to our threads! My first duties should have been to our threads. Threads that we have nurtured together, with our blood, sweat, tears, and other intimate fluids. Yet I let them slide far too often. I will bear the shame of this until my dying day.

I see the consequences of my neglect all too clearly now. Deprived of your normal outlet, you naturally sought solace elsewhere. I should have foreseen that such a thing would happen, but I was too blinded by my own selfish interests. The sin is not yours, it is mine! My neglect drove you to these excesses! Surely this counts as a mitigating circumstance!

My darling, if you think it would help your case, I would gladly go to the judge and address my plea to him personally. I would ask him not to punish you for my sins – but to punish me instead. If it would reduce your sentence by so much as a minute, I would gladly bear any penalty. I hope you know that.

Be strong, my love, and know that I am pining for you.

TG

 

[LipstickKitten]

Lucinda - Owner of Luscious Lingerie

My dearest Ariosto.

It saddens me to hear that you will no longer be such a good customer in my little pleasure shop. I think you should take an immediate appeal and requeste Hecate to be your appellate counsel. Working in the courts, I see the advocacy in the well chosen words of her letter to you. Plead to her for her counsel and I feel you would benefit by her pleadings to the court.

I understand your plight, being imprisoned away from the lovelies that entertain you so. To help ease your rigid member, I shall describe to you one of the newest items in my inventory, describing how to use it best to entice your female victim - er, love.

I am wearing a sheer body suit, black in color, with a plunging neckline. It has long sleeves, forming a V in the back of the hand, and long leg lines, down to the heel. There is latticework along the legs and the arms revealing bare skin beneath.

The bodice has modesty panels, small ones, covering each nipple but the breasts are fully visible through the gauzy fabric. There is also a modesty panel at the V of my legs, again a small one, hinting at the moistness beneath.

There is a slit between the legs for easy access of fingers, tongues or other hard objects you might care to insert there.

The fabric is so sheer that your touch is enhanced as you stroke the skin beneath, the silkiness adding to your tactile pleasures. When a breast is stroked, for instance, the protruding nipples can be pinched and pulled with ease, allowing your lover to enjoy your ministrations, making her wet in anticipation.

As you kiss and fondle her, her moist scent can easily be detected, so you may reach down with ready access to her love channel. Your mouth on a nipple is rewarded by the silkiness as you nibble and suck on her breast but if you would desire, the plunging neckline can easily be moved to the side to allow you access to bare skin.

Once rigid, your bulging manhood can easily be glided into her womb, giving you the illusion that you are fucking a fully clothed woman while admiring her body through the gauze.

I realize this only teases you with its description but should you ever be released, I would gladly model it for you in the shop so you may take full advantage of its features.

I remain sorrowfully detained in running my business so will not be able to visit you. I look forward to your response.

Cin

 

[lasciviously_yours]

Oh Ari, my dear sweet Ari….
I leave for a few days and looks what happens to you, love!

You character is on of an outstanding nature, of this I can attest to. A most caring individual with a heart of gold and a cock of steel. The times you have tenderly listened to my droning on and on at Rick’s, they want you always seemed to have an empty lap for me, or at the very least, one I could share with Huntress. The way you always know what drink to have at my ready, and what finger I best liked shoved up my ass.
The loving friendship you have offered and the multiple orgasms you have given me at your Apartment.

I will break you out of this horrible predicament, my soon to me fucked up the ass with no lube, friend. I shall remove the bars that confine you and spirit you away. The dastardly Black Bart will have to tie me up and torture me to get me to tell him where you are. Trust me my love, I can take a lot from him.

Wait…maybe I should fuck your lawyer. That might work! I would do anything, anything...whatever it takes to get you out of her.

I will get you out, my sweet. I have scads more drawings to do of you, and much more sex to be had with you.

Now, look for me and my large truck at aprox. Midnight, on Tuesday. Have your lawyer present in case I uhh…need a hand and you will be a free man.

My mind, my body, and my loins miss you. We well be together soon, my pet. And please, while you are incarcerated, try not to think of my hot, wet pussy enveloping your stiff cock, my hips raising up to meet your thrusts, meeting you stroke for stoke as you tug hard on my nipples. It will only make you feel worse.

We will be together soon, baby. I WILL GET YOU OUT.

With all my love, affection and a ton of needed orgasms,
Las

 

[ariosto]

Reply to SilverLuna

Lying in the infirmary today, I'm hoping to catch up on the stacks of correspondence that I've recieved...*tears in my eyes*

I get off on the subject too SL, you have no idea how much!
The feel of your sweet succulant breasts, filling my mouth with their warm....

"What!...No No...not that!...My GOD! not the BEDPAN!"

 

[hunting_tiger]

David Customer in the lingerie store

Believe me Ari

the body suit Cin is talking about is everything she says ... and MORE ... and so is she *grins*

good luck in jail

 

[ariosto]

Reply to Hecate...

*Written in haste while standing in line for my my lunch of two day old BigMac's, on the back of Prisoner 1411df567's orange overall's with
my own BLOOD!...(for how else could I reply to such a GLORIOUS and WHOLLY ACCURATE portrayal of TRUTH!)*

I should have found the money somewhere to have employed you as my defense counsel Divine Woman, Angel of Justice, instead of the wretched CaptainD
who stood up and told the court that I was a simple minded horny bastard that could not be held responsible, took a swig of 'coke' and rested the case!

What words you use! How they at once manifest the Total Truth of the situation without overstating it in a hyperbola of righteous indignation!
Any judiciary hearing your statement would have dismissed chrages at once, nay would even have slipped me the phone number of his favorite daughter!
At this moment though, the injustice of my conviction weighs as nothing to the memories of your musky petals yielding to the steel hard flesh of my near God like manhood (I am humble afterall). I can still feel your cherry lips on my
velvety fruits and...

"What...?"...

The line moves I must write in haste!
Feel the sting of the suede straps.....or did you feel the sting of the suede straps?
Then the chains...the...

"Hey ...Wait! they're pulling 1141df567 out of line...My note...wait I'm not FINISH......"