Ariadne feels the YEARN

[IrezumiKiss]

...to get off the island of Naxos after that no-goodnik rat bastard pussy Theseus left her there and bolted when she was taking forty winks. In today's terms, this is like getting broke up with over smartphone with text messages instead of hashin' it out face-to-face.

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Here's how it all went down, courtesy of Wikipedia:

Since ancient Greek myths are passed down through oral tradition, many variations of this and other myths exist. According to an Athenian version of the legend, Minos attacked Athens after his son was killed there. The Athenians asked for terms, and were required to sacrifice seven young men and seven maidens to the Minotaur every seven or nine years. One year, the sacrificial party included Theseus, the son of King Aegeus, who volunteered to come and kill the Minotaur. Ariadne fell in love at first sight, and helped him by giving him a sword and a ball of thread, so that he could find his way out of the Minotaur's labyrinth.

She eloped with Theseus after he achieved his goal, but according to Homer "he had no joy of her, for ere that, Artemis slew her in seagirt Dia because of the witness of Dionysus" (Odyssey XI, 321-5). Homer does not expand on the nature of Dionysus's accusation, but the Oxford Classical Dictionary speculates that she was already married to Dionysus when Theseus ran away with her.

Naxos

In Hesiod and most other accounts, Theseus abandoned Ariadne sleeping on Naxos, and Dionysus rediscovered and wedded her. In a few versions of the myth, Dionysus appeared to Theseus as they sailed away from Crete, saying that he had chosen Ariadne as his wife and demanding that Theseus leave her on Naxos for him; this has the effect of absolving the Athenian culture-hero of desertion. The vase-painters of Athens often showed Athena leading Theseus from the sleeping Ariadne to his ship.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariadne

So, either way you slice this, them dudes did Ariadne wrong and didn't wanna face the music. And after all she did to help them out with that maze shit, too. Ingrates are trash. Just plain trash.

Guys, even if the relationship changes and your feels get all wanderlust instead wanting to be tied down, be straight up and talk to your partner. Don't just leave your girl on an island cold turkey. Unless, of course, it's someplace like Barbados or Bora-Bora where she can forget about your ass, kick back with some nice drinks in the sun and get her freak on!

I wouldn'ta done that to Ariadne. That's just not my style. Besides, she basically walks around in a summer dress with one titty (or two) hanging out and even though it's legal for women to be topless here if they wanna, she's definitely about that life no matter what, so I'm definitely appreciating that!

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

That Theseus dude may have been a studly swordsman with a fine manly presence like me - although I am taller - but he was a stone fool for leaving prime pussy behind on the beach. That is one of the first things covered in Manliness 101 training: never waste good pussy, and it's ALL pretty good or better as long as she doesn't whine too much.