Are you the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby?

[shereads]

Have you signed up for the paternity test yet? If you want your cut of the $50 kazillion Anna Nicole may or may not have interhited from her ex, don't delay. The line starts behind Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband.

( !! )

On the downside, you could end up with custody of the baby and not see a penny of the estate until she's 21 and out of your life. All of the diapers, none of the bling.

Discuss.

 

[shereads]

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband

The husband currently known as a prince.

Does it get any wierder than this?

{Prince Frederic} von Anhalt's royal credentials have been the cause of speculation over the years.

According to stories in the British press, he was born Robert Lichtenberg, the son of a German policeman, and bought his title after being adopted as an adult by a bankrupt daughter-in-law of the last kaiser.

Von Anhalt, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.

"She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."

He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York.

For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.

But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith.

Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

 

[rgraham666]

I don't want to be rich that badly. I have some scruples.

Stop laughing back there.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love how the vultures are circling now. ...the baby, the $$$$, the mansion....who gets the clothes........god, I hope not her freaky assitant Kimmy.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ok...This is starting to get way too bazzar

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17114374/

Bahamian official, Smith photographed in bed With the Immigration minister under fire for approving permanent residency

A representative of Anna Nicole Smith’s companion, Howard K. Stern, scrambled on Monday to control dissemination of items he said were stolen from the mansion over the weekend before he returned from Florida, including images from a computer taken from the house.

The short, tragic life of the former Playboy playmate and model.

Ron Rale, Stern’s spokesman, said in a statement Monday that anyone who disseminates any of the items without his prior written consent “will be held liable to the fullest extent of the law.” Rale said police have recovered all the missing property.

Two photographs published on the front page of The Tribune of Nassau show Smith and Gibson looking into each other’s eyes with their faces only a couple inches apart while lying on a bed decorated with pink flowers and a white ribbon. The newspaper said the photographs were taken in Smith’s bedroom and that it obtained the pictures Sunday from an unidentified source.

Opposition leader Hubert Ingraham said he was looking into the matter.

“I’m making some inquiries,” Ingraham told The Associated Press.

All of Smith’s personal items, including the birth certificate of her 5-month-old daughter, whose paternity is being disputed by three men, had been taken from the house, Rale said.

Stern over the weekend reclaimed the Bahamas mansion along with 5-month-old Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. They had lived in the gated waterfront estate, known as “Horizons,” before Smith died last week.

Stern said he is trying to keep Smith’s mother, Vergie Arthur, who traveled from the United States and went to the gates of the mansion on Sunday, from seeing Dannielynn.

“She just despised that woman,” Stern told “Entertainment Tonight.”

“As long as I have one breath left in my body that woman will not see Dannielynn,” he added.

Arthur told ABC’s “Good Morning America” that she fears for Dannielynn’s safety, pointing out that Stern has been present when Smith’s 20-year-old son, Daniel Smith, died under mysterious circumstances in a Bahamas hospital room while visiting his mother days after Dannielynn was born.

A coroner hired by Smith’s family said Daniel died in September from a lethal combination of drugs, including methadone. An inquest into his death is scheduled to begin March 27.

“I do have a problem with her being with Howard Stern,” Arthur said. “I had a daughter and I had a grandson. He was there when both of them died. Now I only have a granddaughter left, and now he has her, and I’m afraid for her.”

Stern is listed on a birth certificate as Dannielynn’s father. But two other men have challenged the claim.

A former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, has filed a lawsuit claiming he is the father. Arthur backs his claim. On Friday, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, the husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, announced that he had a decade-long affair with Smith and he may be the father.

The New York Daily News has reported that a manuscript it obtained says Smith froze the sperm of her late 90-year-old husband, Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, before his death and may have used it to become pregnant.

Since Marshall’s death in 1995, Smith had been waging a court battle over his estate. A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million, but that was later overturned. But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court.

Experts say the decision of who receives custody could determine the child’s inheritance.

 

[mckai777]

On the downside, you could end up with custody of the baby and not see a penny of the estate until she's 21 and out of your life. All of the diapers, none of the bling.

I heart you.

 

[shereads]

I don't want to be rich that badly. I have some scruples.

Test came back negative? Bummer.

 

[rgraham666]

Test came back negative? Bummer.

So that was the sting I felt in the back of my neck the other night.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I know I am not the father for the simple fact I wouldn't fuck her even with Kevin Federline's dick.

Yes I love my "rampaging dragon of love" more than 500 million dollars.

Crank it up to 5 billion and we'll talk.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I'm getting really fucking sick of this shit...I wanna hear about the explosion in Japan that just happened near a US navy facility that they think is some type of an attack.....but nooooooo...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm getting really fucking sick of this shit...I wanna hear about the explosion in Japan that just happened near a US navy facility that they think is some type of an attack.....but nooooooo...

Like I said before...This is the shit that tabloids are all about.

 

[S-Des]

I know I am not the father for the simple fact I wouldn't fuck her even with Kevin Federline's dick.

Yes I love my "rampaging dragon of love" more than 500 million dollars.

Crank it up to 5 billion and we'll talk.

You have a rampaging dragon? Doesn't the thought of fire coming out of the end intimidate women?

 

[CharleyH]

Have you signed up for the paternity test yet? If you want your cut of the $50 kazillion Anna Nicole may or may not have interhited from her ex, don't delay. The line starts behind Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband.

( !! )

On the downside, you could end up with custody of the baby and not see a penny of the estate until she's 21 and out of your life. All of the diapers, none of the bling.

Discuss.

This is a Douglas Sirk narrative, no?

 

[shereads]

Gender Amnesia?

I don't remember being a man, but the more I ponder the $50 kazillion the more likely it seems that I'm the kid's father. I'm at least as credible a prospect as Zsa Zsa's husband.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You have a rampaging dragon? Doesn't the thought of fire coming out of the end intimidate women?

That's kind of the point

 

[Grushenka]

.......god, I hope not her freaky assitant Kimmy.

I'm getting really fucking sick of this shit...I wanna hear about the explosion in Japan that just happened near a US navy facility that they think is some type of an attack.....but nooooooo...

This is a Douglas Sirk narrative, no?

I was ready to read some hardcore garbaggio when I opened this thread, or even versions of that elusive American irony, but some of you peeps are entertainingly hilarious. (Charley, you're the wit of the day!) Gr.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I know I am not the father for the simple fact I wouldn't fuck her even with Kevin Federline's dick.

*dies laughing*

okay, so I would've fucked her. *hangs head in shame*
but it's never my dick.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*dies laughing*

okay, so I would've fucked her. *hangs head in shame*
but it's never my dick.

We all need something to be ashamed of.

I confess I used to have Terri Hatcher / Dean Cain threesome fantasies when Lois and Clark was on tv.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

We all need something to be ashamed of.

I confess I used to have Terri Hatcher / Dean Cain threesome fantasies when Lois and Clark was on tv.

LOL. That's not so bad. This, coming from the person who writes Perfect Strangers Fanfic.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

LOL. That's not so bad. This, coming from the person who writes Perfect Strangers Fanfic.

And I wanted to do the wild nasty with you!

Oh wait that's still present tense.. never mind.