Are you "pro-ablution"?

How do you cleanse yourself?

  • I take baths

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I wash up at the sink

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I swim in the river/lake/ocean/nearest body of water

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't do anything, just let nature take its course

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    3

IrezumiKiss

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Are pro-ablutionists just very, very wary of actually identifying themselves as soap and water fetishists...

...since, in fact, according to the GB's resident bathtub and shower stall wannabes, virtually no one is "anti-ablution":

http://images1.laweekly.com/imager/dial-soap-sued-for-alleged-false-pheromone/u/original/2530356/xmybox.jpg

http://www.olderwomen.com/images/content/showcases/171/mistique-pale-shower-redhead-015.jpg

How could it possibly be true that so many of those who fully go through the sweat and grime and toil of day to day goings on in the public sector...

...don't consider themselves "pro-ablution"?

Why would they be ashamed to clearly associate themselves with who they are and what they champion?

Are all pro-ablutionists outright, water play fanatics or people with acute automysophobia...

...or is the pro-ablution stance such a fine, cleansing feeling that it's something to be fully out for and proud of?

No simple YES or NO could ever suffice for the official poll...

...which is why, of course, multiple choices are available and you may include any of your conditions to your vote - however soap-slippery - within the body of a post.

Of true interest and contribution to the issue...

...would be your own words about why you, who fully supports the seemingly hygiene-progressive choice of ablution, don't like to be referred to as exactly what you are: "freaky motherfuckers who like washing themselves a little too much."
 
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