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coacheric

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Looking for a woman that looks like Frank Zappa but sounds like Cyndi Lauper!

Are you out there dream girl? Cum find me! you're nite in shinny armore!
 
Looking for a woman that looks like Frank Zappa but sounds like Cyndi Lauper!

Are you out there dream girl? Cum find me! you're nite in shinny armore!

I love cyndi lauper!! Can you have her sing one for us before her mouth is full?

Thanks Coach!
 
But does she look like Frank Zappa....that's always the deal breaker! Damn it, why do I have to be so normal?

Your standards are way too high. Come down to earth with us average looking people. A five is way better than a one right?
 
A three dressed up as a nine is perfect!

Sensuality is in the mind and a sensual three is way more appealing than a sexless nine.

Great lesson on how to get a thigh gap!
 
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