Are You Hot And Horney?

[playmatepgh]

HI THER YOU HOT AND SEXY WOMEN
ARE YOU REALLY HOT AND HORNEY AND NEED A FUN EXCITING
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[Guest]

Personals babe....

go post it there......


thanks ya

have a nice day

 

[KillerMuffin]

And don't yell, it's a turnoff.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Don't scare him off...

I want him.
Bad.
Already.

 

[Cherry]

What language is that?

 

[Problem Child]

E-MAIL ME BABE! IT WILL BE HOT! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN TO THE LEFT, HE'S MY LANDSCAPER...

CIAO! *MUAH*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Are you yelling at me PC? Or are you yelling at BB or JP? If you're yelling at me, I'm getting out the chains, the cuffs, the impact wrench, and you can meet me in the garage. If you're yelling at BB or JP, can I watch?

 

[Corporal Punishment]

Sticks and stone don't break my bones
But whips and chains excite me

 

[Problem Child]

i would never yell at you.yelling is bad.you are nice.what is a impact rench?

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO. If I ever wondered why I think you're the greatest.

Well, darlin, I spent too much time in Missouri, I'm a "show me" kinda gal these days. Go here, get naked with an impact wrench. Mmmmmm baby, turns me on.

http://home.earthlink.net/~geo3/GettingNaked.htm

 

[Problem Child]

God, sweetie those pictures gave me a tremendous swelling sensation.

Got any pictures of a V-8?

 

[KillerMuffin]

http://classichemi.com/392hemi.shtml
http://www.72chevelle.com/engpics.htm <-- I sullied my puter just for you.

 

[Problem Child]

How did you know I used to own a '72 malibu?

 

[Never]

LMAO. If I ever wondered why I think you're the greatest.

Well, darlin, I spent too much time in Missouri, I'm a "show me" kinda gal these days. Go here, get naked with an impact wrench. Mmmmmm baby, turns me on.

http://home.earthlink.net/~geo3/GettingNaked.htm

But..
There were no pictures of impact wrenches there.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sticks and stone don't break my bones
But whips and chains excite me

Okay. You're in. Please keep your hands inside your pants at all times. Welcome to the Board.

 

[Laurel]

Don't scare him off...

I want him.
Bad.
Already.

No, no - he's mine! Mine, I tell you! All Mine! bwah hah hah hah

 

[Silverlily]

Did someone say whips?

 

[KillerMuffin]

For my daaaahhhling Neverkins.

Impact wrenches are very sexual, if you're into phallic symbols run by air compressors. http://toolguy.com/airtools.htm

Because, PC, I pegged you for the guy who used to have Cobracommander make out with his sister's malibu barbi. The GI Joe would come in and save malibu barbi. Too bad the slut always ran off with Han Solo.

 

[Laurel]

Impact wrenches are very sexual, if you're into phallic symbols run by air compressors. http://toolguy.com/airtools.htm

Holy Moly! And I thought ones run by D batteries were kinky!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're a kinky bitch too, Laurel, you just won't admit it. Come on, join the kinky bitch club, be a card carrying, bra busting member.

 

[lavender]

 

[SimplySouthern]

Can I be an honorary member of the club? It will have to be the kinky female jerk club. I'm trying to reform my overabundant use of profanity.

*rolls eyes* Oh yeah, that will go over well in a career in law.

I can see that lasting all of about 30 seconds. *grin*

 

[lavender]

 

[SimplySouthern]

If you promise me one penny for every curse word (even those muttered under your breath) I'll quit my job right now.

 

[Laurel]

You're a kinky bitch too, Laurel, you just won't admit it. Come on, join the kinky bitch club, be a card carrying, bra busting member.

I'll carry a card, but I doubt I'll be busting bras. You have to HAVE a bust, to bust. My bust is more like a statuette.