Are You Hot And Horney?

[playmatepgh]

HI THER ARE YOU HOT AND HORNEY
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FUN HOT EXCITE EROTIC NEW FREIND
WELL EMAIL ME AND LET SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHAT YA GOT TOLOSE

100% SATISFACTION GARENTED TO KEEP YOU CUMMMING AND I MEAN
CUMMMMMING BACK TO ME FOR MORE
PLAYMATE
PLAYMATEPGH@HOTMAIL.COM

 

[cymbidia]

This doesn't belong here, sorry to say. The How To... board is for questions and answers, not for personals ads.

You'll have a much greater chance of someone answering you if you put it into the Lit Personals, here: http://www.literotica.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?forumid=13

 

[Never]

I bet cym e-mails him.

 

[BlondGirl]

The title of this thread reminds me of Austin Powers when he jumps on the bed and asks:
"Do I make you horny?"

 

[Natalie Nessus]

 

[cymbidia]

So, i got this in my email box. I suppose this is what comes of being nice to people, hmmm?

From: "playmatepgh" <playmatepgh@hotmail.com>
To: cymbidia@hotmail.com
Subject: thanks for the help
Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2001 17:33:25 -0400

This is a message from playmatepgh at Literotica Discussion Board ( http://www.literotica.com/forum/index.php ). The Literotica Discussion Board owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of the email.

To email playmatepgh, you can use this online form:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/member.php?action=mailform&userid=49296

OR, by email:
mailtolaymatepgh@hotmail.com

This is the message:

hi ther sexy
i am new at this and you are the first person who really helped me thank you
so tell me mroe about yourself aslplease
i am a 35 year old male 165lbs 6'2'
playmate

And i replied to him in this manner:

I cannot believe that you mistook my telling you that you were posting your Lit personals ad in the wrong place to be an invitation to... to... some kind of intimate friendship. You are wrong in your assumption.

I am a collared submissive and have no interest in chatting with you about my a/s/l, or any other personal details. I'm sending a copy of this email to my Master, as you will see, because i cannot keep such a thing from him and because i want you to know that i do *not* want a continued correspondence with you.

I am also posting your email to me, and my answer to you, on the Lit BB as a warning to anyone else who tries to help you, in any kind of even halfway friendly manner. Just because some tries to point you in the right direction does *not* mean they want some kind of relationship with you. We are **people** on the other end of the email addy, people with relationships and love and lives of our own. We do not exist for you to fill with your fantasies.

In the future, if you again email someone without getting to know them even a little bit, without their permission to do so, i would suggest you lay a LOT lower on the sexuality stuff. Most of us won't be interested.

Do not email me again.
cym

Let this be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Sometimes it's better to be a bitch from the beginning than to be nice to people who don't understand that there are real people with real lives on the other end of their cyber fantasies, people who may not react well to unannounced, unwelcome intimate advances from strangers.

Never, you were right, darlin'. I did email him.

 

[Never]

The Never Goddess is always right.

 

[Never]

Okay.. let's see if this works.

I bet cym will send me a PM.

 

[cymbidia]

I send you PM's a lot, Never, and often.
WHAT the hell kinda prediction is that?
And it's pretty open-ended, too.
~poke~

 

[Never]

That's two for two!

 

[Subdude]

Smoooooth!

Jeez you guys! How can all you women resist this guy's smooth, subtle and eloquent style w/o getting all gooey & out of control? Not many people proof read their comments, do they?

 

[BlondGirl]

I see what the problem is--the guy is six foot two inches and he weighs 135 lbs? He is has obviously starved his brain for nutrition and this is his excuse for his lack of brain cell activity.

 

[Guest]

hmm

we use metric over here in australia

whats 135lb in KG?

 

[Merelan]

Dead. At that height with that weight he is a skeleton with a thin sheet of skin. No organs or muscle tissue. I think he might have slipped there. A typo?

 

[Guest]

This is how you find women? Damn! Now I know what I've been doing wrong...

BTW, I thought he said 165lbs, not 135.