R Nitelight
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Ambrosious?
You're a little quiet this morning.
You're a little quiet this morning.
Are You Feeling Okay.....
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<Feeling tony_gam.> Yep, I agree with him. He FEELS okay to me too! 
KillerMuffin
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I sincerely apologize. I spike his eggnog last night. I got him to do a strip tease at the strip club, and once he got onstage we couldn't get him back off. He was going to town on that big brass pole hollaring something about whooo hooo look at me I'm Liz Taylor. I didn't understand that one. Then he called the pole Shmarky Cowtite and licked it, which was really gross because he'd been rubbing on it already.
Anyway, after the cops raided the place and we hid behind the dumpsters we moved on to the park where he went ice skating on the pond. The old lady that feeds the pigeons was impressed with his technique. The pigeons were even more impressed with his dangly bits, did I mention he left his clothes as the strip club? Anyway, he fought off the pigeons for a while, until the old lady and I managed to drag him off. I tried to get him into the car, but he flounced onto the hood and insisted that I tie him to the rollbar. He wasn't going home unless I did.
So, I tied him to the hood of the car and drove him home that way. The cop that pulled us over was less than impressed with the "mast" that he was sporting. I wrapped a hankie around it and said that we were using it to catch the wind to take us home. The cop was about to let us off with a warning when Ambro's "yardarm" came out and squeezed the cop on his "aft." He shouldn't have told that cop he had a nice rack on him either.
I had to blow the bondsman to get us out for disturbing the peace. Thank gawd we didn't get charged with assaulting an officer, but the cop wanted to date Ambro. Ambro said he didn't mind a BBW now and then, I just wonder whats going to happen with the cop, Mike I think his name was, shows up tonight for his date with Ambro.
Somehow, I don't think the Fantasy Goddess would approve.
Anyway, I got Ambro home, he was sucking on the candleabra, telling it that it had the most lovely set of toes he'd ever seen when I saw him last. I imagine he's going to have a helluva hangover and some splaining to do. I told FG the truth, but I don't think she believed me about the pigeons.
So, I'm really sorry I got him so drunk and deprived the board of his ambroness.
Anyway, after the cops raided the place and we hid behind the dumpsters we moved on to the park where he went ice skating on the pond. The old lady that feeds the pigeons was impressed with his technique. The pigeons were even more impressed with his dangly bits, did I mention he left his clothes as the strip club? Anyway, he fought off the pigeons for a while, until the old lady and I managed to drag him off. I tried to get him into the car, but he flounced onto the hood and insisted that I tie him to the rollbar. He wasn't going home unless I did.
So, I tied him to the hood of the car and drove him home that way. The cop that pulled us over was less than impressed with the "mast" that he was sporting. I wrapped a hankie around it and said that we were using it to catch the wind to take us home. The cop was about to let us off with a warning when Ambro's "yardarm" came out and squeezed the cop on his "aft." He shouldn't have told that cop he had a nice rack on him either.
I had to blow the bondsman to get us out for disturbing the peace. Thank gawd we didn't get charged with assaulting an officer, but the cop wanted to date Ambro. Ambro said he didn't mind a BBW now and then, I just wonder whats going to happen with the cop, Mike I think his name was, shows up tonight for his date with Ambro.
Somehow, I don't think the Fantasy Goddess would approve.
Anyway, I got Ambro home, he was sucking on the candleabra, telling it that it had the most lovely set of toes he'd ever seen when I saw him last. I imagine he's going to have a helluva hangover and some splaining to do. I told FG the truth, but I don't think she believed me about the pigeons.
So, I'm really sorry I got him so drunk and deprived the board of his ambroness.
Merelan
Lady's Love
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There should be a way to warn someone when you are about to make them spew coffee all over...
The visuals on that one practically killed me.
Maybe you are a secret worker for a keyboard and moniter replacement comapny? You make us laugh and spill stuff and then have to pay to replace them, yes, that's it.
The visuals on that one practically killed me.
Maybe you are a secret worker for a keyboard and moniter replacement comapny? You make us laugh and spill stuff and then have to pay to replace them, yes, that's it.
KillerMuffin
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Drat, I've been found out. I just hope my cohort in this crime (Nitelight but ssshhhh it's a secret) doesn't get caught too!
