Are You Evil?

[cutie pie]

Take the quiz and find out. . .be sure to let us know the results!



http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp


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My results:

Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very
human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn
conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

It's wrong like the colour test. I'm pink and white and

Nope, not a drop of evil in you. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street, and we gotta tell you ... you're missing out! C'mon, live a little! Learn more about your lack of evil — sign up with Emode.com.


Macbeth is one of my favourite plays.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Thats how I rated also.

 

[april-wine]

Nope, not a drop of evil in you. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street, and we gotta tell you ... you're missing out! C'mon, live a little! Learn more about your lack of evil


Hmmmmmm my angel wings are out for drycleaning......lol

 

[Pamela]

Mine was the same

My results

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper.

Guess we're not that evil!

 

[sabbathstorm]

Only kinda evil? I've disappointed myself

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper

 

[Black_Bird]

Good for you, you're human. We all have evil thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but you're probably okay traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited — but ultimately harmless — pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers' backs won't flood you with bad karma. And we've all held out for ourselves in the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. Keep reading for more evil details!

So, you have a healthy sex drive — good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in check. Yeah, baby!

Okay, admit it — sometimes you'd rather avoid face-to-face conflict. Now, was telling us that to our face so hard? No. Being up front about any concerns as soon as you have them, rather than letting them build up and turn into, say, a tire-slashing incident, is a good thing. And it sure beats getting a reputation as someone with a taste for revenge. Sure, you probably wouldn't make a very good bouncer, but that's okay. Take comfort from the fact that, overall, we think you're just swell.


Your heart's a little dark, but your kindness makes up for any evil deeds (except for that stunt you pulled in elementary school — yes, that one — tsk, tsk, that was pure wickedness). But you can forgive yourself for coming off as a meanie, because if you were 100 percent sweet, you wouldn't be normal. So continue being considerate of others, and remember — when you get cut off in traffic, it's okay to give the finger every once in awhile.

 

[Black_Bird]

You've got to sign up with them to get the detailed version. I gave them a false e-mail address... does *that* make me evil?

 

[Guest]

 

[cutie pie]

But you can forgive yourself for coming off as a meanie, because if you were 100 percent sweet, you wouldn't be normal.

But, I am 100 percent sweet. . .

 

[DannyBoyUK]

You disappoint me Pamela......with an expression like yours I hoped and believed that you were very evil <s>

 

[Silverlily]

Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it.

 

[SilverVeil]

Are You Evil?
 



Finally, the truth is revealed — you're pure evil. But so are lots of successful people: Donald Trump, Mr. Burns, Martha Stewart. Get tips on coping with your evilness —

Full version :



Yup, you're definitely very evil. Hell is holding a little room with your name on it. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Lots of successful people have been evil: Donald Trump, Montgomery Burns, Martha Stewart.) You find others' pain funny. So what? You're a sneaky backstabber, luring your prey close, then striking like a vulture. But a cute, cuddly, appearances-can-be-deceiving vulture. Often, the snake lurking inside you will put your evilness to work in the bedroom solely for your own amusement. But we all have our faults, right? So if you want to change your ways, try to think about how you would feel if someone did to you what you do to the rest of the world. Or don't. Whatever. Evil is great — just don't kill anyone with your mind. Keep reading for more evil details!

Sexually evil

We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.


Yes, you're always smiling, but you hold grudges for years, repress your anger, and then blow up in conniving ways — you've got "postal worker" written all over you. If you want to stop the migraines, look into anger-management classes at the local Y. Passive-aggressive people are often very sympathetic, which is why they hide their anger. So take solace in knowing you're still coming off as kind-hearted, you sneaky, two-faced back-stabber.


BlackHearted:
Ooo hoo — you're one evil muther. Your heart is blacker than Darth Vader's helmet. For goodness' sake, next time think about that old lady's feelings before you push her down the escalator. And, really — you know as well as anyone that dropping kitties out the window to see if they can land on their feet is just an excuse to act evil. Yes, it's all part of being a free spirit who doesn't answer to anyone. Right or wrong, it's a fun way to live. But be careful — it all comes full-circle in the end.

 

[Pamela]

You disappoint me Pamela......with an expression like yours I hoped and believed that you were very evil <s>

I was disappointed myself!! Excuse me...I have some knife sharpening to do!

 

[Summery]

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity — *I've got friends that can give me tips!*

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmm the indepth me......told ya bout wings.......

Nope, not a drop of evil in you. In fact, you're ridiculously good. Reach around the wings and pat yourself on the back. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street. You think about others' feelings constantly, and you use your sexual power for good, not evil. Sheesh — we're guessing that every person you've ever met has taken advantage of you in some way. Naw, just kidding! When you get right down to it, it's people like you who make the world a better place. You're just the sort of person we want taking care of our children. In the figurative high school yearbook of life, all your friends sign, "Stay sweet, have a great summer!" Keep reading for more details on your not-so-evil nature.

In the bedroom, you don't have an evil bone in your body — well maybe one, but ... aw, never mind. The moral lessons you learned as a child really stuck — we have a sneaking suspicion you're still haunted by the ghost of your parents' first sex lecture ("Heavy petting won't make you popular"). In bed, you're as generous as they come — you always put your partner's needs ahead of yours. And your bedroom is a sacred temple. Overall, you're an enlightened sexual wonder. Just remember, it's okay to go nuts on your birthday.

Well, there's nothing passive about you. When you've got a problem, the whole room knows. Chances are your lack of any passive-aggressiveness makes you come off like a real hothead. The good news is that it doesn't make you evil. The bad news? It might make you a bit annoying. Make sure you're not raising your voice too loud, or all the passive-aggressive people around you are going to put sugar in your gas tank.

You've got a golden heart, not a black one. Your respect for other people, nature, and the whole darn planet makes you a shining example of what we all could be if we just cared a little more. You're like a walking, talking Disney movie. But remember, sometimes it's healthy to punch a pillow, crush a bug, or turn down a request to drive a friend to the airport. Not only is a little black-heartedness normal, it's also (gasp!) fun.

 

[wizbit9]

only slightly which means i am boring and straight so i am going to have to do something scary and evil



I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE SEE YOU ALL SOON HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Guest]

song lyric alert.....

Are you evil?

Yes I am!!

 

[wizbit9]

can you kill it

yes you can

 

[dreamer]

Me too april-wine, exactly same profile. Guess I need to dust off the 'ol white hat.

No real surprise here. I've always known I'm too good for my own good...hmmm...does that make me bad?

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I am disappointed! I am only kinda evil!! You would think a succubus would have done better! Daddy Satan will spank me for sure! I must try much harder to be an evil whore!

 

[VanB]

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper

Very dull



Thought I would score a big fat Satan on this one

 

[Coven911]

Only A Little Evil??

Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human.

Good news??? That is GOOD news??? Where is my Anthrax?? Or my tactical Nuke???? I'll show you GOOD!!!

But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.

*EWG* hmmmm......the thoughts...oh the thoughts!!!

 

[Wiggles]

Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!


We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.

Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.

We're not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may think cruelty is funny, but your friends don't — especially the ones who've been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more, okay?


Hey Black Bird, do you think BigDick69 will care?