Are You Currently Having An Affair?

[ddan28]

If so, how did it start and how do you get away with it? Any details about the sex is also a plus.

 

[lovetoread]

I am currently having an affair with chocolate and other various candies.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yes, 16 of them...



~and!~



I have the restraining orders to prove it.

 

[ddan28]

I am currently having an affair with chocolate and other various candies.

Sounds wonderful!

 

[suckonsimon]

Just to flag up a "no". Quality married sex. Often.

 

[pink]

Yes, with Nascar, football, crochet and scrapbooking.


I'm such a hoor.

 

[Adjudicator]

I believe the lit poster you are searching for is pete. He's the pro at this.

 

[Lancecastor]

Nobody ever owns up to having an affair on the world's largest anonymous adult online community.

I have always found that funny.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I believe the lit poster you are searching for is pete. He's the pro at this.

He still has a ways to go to catch up to Miles. Between 2001 and when he was finally caught by his wife circa 2006, Miles was the ultimate online sexual predator on this board.

I've heard they use his posting history here as a case study at the FBI's Profiler School.

 

[WalksOnWater]

I am currently having an affair with chocolate and other various candies.

Sounds wonderful!

She's also currently having an affair/porking a woman-fat-shaming pig, which she no doubt also finds "wonderful!" as she poses to play some feminist here on this Board pontificating against the fat-shaming of women.

Weird, ain't it, that one who has to act so fem tough simply proves some dick just makes her as weak as any other wannabe?

 

[Lancecastor]

She's also currently having an affair/porking a woman-fat-shaming pig, which she no doubt also finds "wonderful!" as she poses to play some feminist here on this Board pontificating against the fat-shaming of women.

Weird, ain't it, that one who has to act so fem tough simply proves some dick just makes her as weak as any other wannabe?

I thought she was engaged to sean???

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm having an online affair with Aphro's tits.
Sadly, it's unrequited.

 

[THECPKID]

Nope..

 

[Noor]

Yes, just the one, on and off for about 8 years, yes Byron knew, hmm... maybe it isn't really an affair...

Could you define affair please?

 

[butters]

Yes, just the one, on and off for about 8 years, yes Byron knew, hmm... maybe it isn't really an affair...

Could you define affair please?

reported!

 

[Noor]

reported!

Oh no!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yes! Several!

Bitter old men make the best hate fucks.

 

[thør]

Yes! Several!

Bitter old men make the best hate fucks.

I will drink more pineapple juice.

 

[pensivepoet]

Yes! Several!

Bitter old men make the best hate fucks.

Well, at least you didn't post my name.

 

[hashtag45]

Does mental (platonic) count?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I will drink more pineapple juice.

Many thanks.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well, at least you didn't post my name.

shh

 

[pete]

He still has a ways to go to catch up to Miles. Between 2001 and when he was finally caught by his wife circa 2006, Miles was the ultimate online sexual predator on this board.

I've heard they use his posting history here as a case study at the FBI's Profiler School.

i'm methodically making my way thru the boards.
currently i'm on 'N' of the authors hangout section.

you got any gatorade on ya?

 

[thør]

Many thanks.

Bitter is never a good thing.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Bitter is never a good thing.

Truth!