Are you canine or feline?

[NoJo]

Are you a:

Dog: Smart, fun-loving, diurnal, faithful, loves companionship, occasionally likes rolling in dung

Cat: Smart too, but wily, solitary, sensual, nocturnal, self-contained, can lick own genitals easily

 

[Guest]

Oh, most certainly a cat.

Wake up slowly in the morning, stretch in absolute sensuous pleasure, purr when stroked, twitch tail when angry, claws bared when truly pissed.

Oh, yeah. A cat.

Oh, wait - what are we talking about?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sub Joe, I need a 4th alternative - both! I'm social and cuddly like dog, yet sensual and independent and headstrong like a cat.

 

[NoJo]

You sound great! But I'm confused what it means when you wag your tail -- are you angry or happy??

 

[karmadog]

You have to ask???


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Although the way you worded your poll, I'm either both or neither.

On the other hand, if you ask an ex, you'll hear that I'm a dog. But it's not true.

 

[Uther_Pendragon]

Are you a:

Dog: Smart, fun-loving, diurnal, faithful, loves companionship, occasionally likes rolling in dung

Cat: Smart too, but wily, solitary, sensual, nocturnal, self-contained, can lick own genitals easily

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I'm definitely feline. But where did you hear that dogs
are smart? David Barry writes a series of columns. One of
bis running jokes is how stupid his dogs are.
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A dog thinks you are the alpha of his pack; a cat thinks
you are a servant. (Maybe a worshiper.)

 

[NoJo]

Dogs

Uther, maybe your'e right -- I've had a few cats, and three dogs, all bitches. And all I know is that bitches are smarter than dogs.

I like them both, but dogs are definitely nicer to come home to after a rough day. They seem to read people better. But that doesn't mean that they're smarter.

I think I'm probably one of those high-strung terriers that you see in the park choking on their leashes trying to chase squirrels. But enough of my private life.

 

[Guest]

Check out my AV

Aside from being born in the Year of the Rat, I think I display more rodent qualities than either canine or feline. Rats are natural survivors, highly adaptable to most any enviorment and if fossil records are to be considered, they are one of the most successfull life forms to date, insects, fish and the bacteria accepted. Should anyone want a good read, let me recomend a book titled More Cunning Than Man: A Social History of Rats and Men by Robert Hendrickson. I'm certain most anyone will be pleasantly enlightened by this work and find a new respect for the scaley tailed brethern that live invisibly amongst us. For those prefering something more visual, check out the film, Of Unknown Origion to get a crash course in why the balance between human and rodent superiority is a yet undecided thing.......

 

[NoJo]

Rat

You look cute and cuddly. Just don't gnaw through my electric cables. Or come up through any toilets, please.

 

[Ulyssa]

I suspect my husband is really a cat person.

I think that's why he purrs whenever I wear the cat suit.