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[minsue]

I can't believe she earned $180k for being so stupid and immature. How come no one ever pays me for being a moron??

Woman settles case over flour-filled condoms

PHILADELPHIA - A U.S. college student imprisoned for three weeks for trying to take flour-filled condoms onto an airplane has settled her lawsuit against Philadelphia for $180,000, a city spokesman said on Friday.

Janet Lee, 21, a student at Bryn Mawr College in Pennsylvania, was arrested at Philadelphia International Airport in 2003 after police and security officials thought the flour was an illegal drug.

She was held in Philadelphia on drug-trafficking charges and released only when tests proved the substance in the three condoms was flour.

The condoms, which are sometimes used to smuggle drugs, were a joke among the students, and Lee was taking them home to Los Angeles.

Her civil rights case against Philadelphia, which had been set to go to trial on Thursday, was settled for $180,000, said Ted Qualli, spokesman for Philadelphia Mayor John Street.

I do wonder why it took 3 weeks to figure out it was flour, but come on...$180,000??

 

[Trombonus]

*slaps head in disappointment*

 

[rgraham666]

Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Damn, I wish I had thought of that!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I do wonder why it took 3 weeks to figure out it was flour, but come on...$180,000??

No one wanted to taste it to find out if it was really coke?

 

[minsue]

No one wanted to taste it to find out if it was really coke?

I'm waiting for the new signs at the airport. It's not enough that we have signs reminding you NOT to make bomb jokes. Apparently we also need signs telling you NOT to pretend to smuggle drugs. It's not her fault. No one warned her.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm waiting for the new signs at the airport. It's not enough that we have signs reminding you NOT to make bomb jokes. Apparently we also need signs telling you NOT to pretend to smuggle drugs. It's not her fault. No one warned her.

Well, as the principal of my high school would've said: "'I didn't know' is not an acceptable excuse!"

*unpacks vials of bath crystals designed to look like crack*

 

[Guest]

How come no one ever pays me for being a moron??

Note to unmarried men. Questions of this nature you will learn never to answer once you are married a few years.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ha! She totally put one over on the airport. Not only was she actually smuggling condoms, not flour, but they paid her. LMAO!!

 

[Tom Collins]

Jesus wept tears of blood. That dumb bitch's rights weren't impinged. If you pretend to smuggle drugs you've got to expect to pay the consequences if when you get caught.

 

[scriptordelecto]

Bloody fucking hell!

 

[minsue]

Note to unmarried men. Questions of this nature you will learn never to answer once you are married a few years.

It took you years???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Where did she have them hidden??