Are you alone and lonely on Hallowe'en night?: Come here!!!

[Guest]

You pathetic lil motherfuckers!!!
I've spent my last five birthdays,
X-mases, New Year's Days,
Thanks givings, the Indipendence days,
May days, et cetra, et cetra
Alone
In my little cold flat
Eating tuna-cucumber sandwiches
watching the repeats of Home Alone sequels,
Honey, I shrank the kids,
and the Miracle on the 49th Street
No cards,
No phone calls
I'm used to it
Are you feeling a little better about youself?
I'm glad I could be of any help.
Now, fuck off
Thank you.

 

[District Line]

Sheer luxury,

I was evicted from my septic tank.

In my day we used to get up half an hour before we went to bed.

 

[Rambrat]

It isn't Halloween yet...