Are you a male feminist? You're asking for this to happen to you...

[LJ_Reloaded]

So you say you’re a feminist, eh? No doubt it’s because you feel you owe it to women to put an end to sexism - domestic assault, rape, misogyny, and so on. And you probably think that Men’s Rights groups are all about taking women back to the 19th century or some equally alarmist nonsense. No doubt you’ve heard feminists confuse traditionalist groups like Return of Kings with Men’s Rights Activism, or you may even have read actual extremist bullshit from self-proclaimed Men’s Rights leaders like Paul Elam or the Red Pill MRA gang on Reddit.

Yes, that’s right, there is extremist bullshit to be found in the Men’s Rights movement. Nobody’s going to deny that.

But now let’s take a look at the short list of what you risk happening to you if you keep hanging around the feminists of today. In their own words, this is the future they envision for you as a male.

Let’s take a look at the short list of what the male feminist risks happening to him if he keeps hanging around the feminists of today. In their own words, this is the future they envision for men.

1. You could become a victim of domestic violence at the hands of a woman. And the feminist who beat you up will then go and brag about it. And the rest of society will laugh at you. Good luck finding sympathy with other feminists: they’ll tell you this happened because of the patriarchal culture your fathers created. In other words, it’s all men’s fault that she beat you up. Take two more right hooks of feminism to the jaw, check your privilege, and do not call them back in the morning. Oh yeah, and since feminists say domestic violence is a gendered crime in which women are the primary victims (hint: that’s not true), the fact that you are a victim of abuse, doesn’t count. You need to take your abuse in silence, or you will be guilty of misogyny.
2. She might castrate you if you try to leave her. And feminists will celebrate and make jokes about it.
3. If some woman coerces you into sex or rapes you while you’re in juvenile detention, you literally do not exist in the eyes of the modern feminist. The minute, the second that you bring up your experience with being raped, you will be accused of taking attention away from women’s efforts against rape. It’s a zero sum game with these folks - talking about your rape experience demeans female victims, in their mind. Oh did I forget to mention that feminists say that only men should ever be accused of rape? They not only say that, they have actually fought for laws that make sure only men are accused of rape.
4. And if you were raped by men in prison? Feminists think that shit is funny. Now laugh with them or be a misogynist. Your choice.
5. If your girlfriend runs you over in her car for no good reason, you can expect feminists to cheer her on. You’re a male, so whether or not you’re a feminist, you had that one coming.
6. If your wife cheated on you and had some other man’s kid? You gotta pay child support to support her cheating ways. It’s a woman’s god given right to use you as a support system for children she has behind your back with other, better men than you. She sees you as a cuckold, a living wallet, and nothing more. Feminism wants this of you and you should, as a feminist, be eager to fulfill this role.
7. If she earns more than you, expect her to belittle the hell out of you while at the same time championing equal rights and an end to gender roles and all that righteous stuff.
8. If a woman falsely accuses you of rape and you get beaten to a pulp or even brutally killed, feminists will piss on your grave and say too bad, sucks to be you. But then, as a male feminist, you shouldn’t even mind if this happens to you. Some guy has to pay with their lives for all that “patriarchy”… why not you?
9. Say that jobless women are useless as mates and you will think Guantanamo Bay is a vacation after the shitstorm feminists hurl at you. But they have no problem telling you that you’re useless if you don’t have a job. Oh but you’re a dude, you’re supposed to be held to this double standard. Feminism is about equality, after all.

Get the point? Modern feminists are about mocking male victims, if not outright denying their existence. They see you as walking wallets and punching bags, if they even think you as a male should exist at all. They don’t even think you’re a person. Some feminists don’t even think men should exist.

Now I know you're going to either be angry at me or in some way scornful for telling you this. You will probably claim everything I cited was false or it came from men's rights sources (such as ProPublica, Kafila.org, Times of India, Huffington Post, and the NY Times, LOL). So I will leave you with this: just keep telling yourself that none of this will happen to you. You're a male feminist, it can't happen to you, right?

But if it does... are you willing to take it with a smile?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You know, the minute women start running the majority of public quoted companies, leading most countries, being responsible for most violent crime - or even half - hell, perhaps the minute women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, or have their word count for as much as a man's in a Sharia court - the minute all or any of that happens, maybe I'll start worrying about female hegemony.

Until then, I'd stop worrying. Honestly. You want me to tuck you up and read you a bedtime story?

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

You know, the minute women start running the majority of public quoted companies, leading most countries, being responsible for most violent crime - or even half - hell, perhaps the minute women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, or have their word count for as much as a man's in a Sharia court - the minute all or any of that happens, maybe I'll start worrying about female hegemony.

Until then, I'd stop worrying. Honestly. You want me to tuck you up and read you a bedtime story?

THANK you.

 

[DesEsseintes]

THANK you.

<Bows low.> Madam, the pleasure is mine. Delighted to have been of service, though I think the poor chap is mad rather than bad.

 

[RjThoughts]

You know, the minute women start running the majority of public quoted companies, leading most countries, being responsible for most violent crime - or even half - hell, perhaps the minute women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, or have their word count for as much as a man's in a Sharia court - the minute all or any of that happens, maybe I'll start worrying about female hegemony.

Until then, I'd stop worrying. Honestly. You want me to tuck you up and read you a bedtime story?

But will you take away his foil hat, too?

 

[Bert_Fegg]

You know, the minute women start running the majority of public quoted companies, leading most countries, being responsible for most violent crime - or even half - hell, perhaps the minute women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, or have their word count for as much as a man's in a Sharia court - the minute all or any of that happens, maybe I'll start worrying about female hegemony.

Until then, I'd stop worrying. Honestly. You want me to tuck you up and read you a bedtime story?

It had better not have a wicked witch in it - the poor boy will wet the bed again

 

[JustDave478]

You know, the minute women start running the majority of public quoted companies, leading most countries, being responsible for most violent crime - or even half - hell, perhaps the minute women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, or have their word count for as much as a man's in a Sharia court - the minute all or any of that happens, maybe I'll start worrying about female hegemony.

Until then, I'd stop worrying. Honestly. You want me to tuck you up and read you a bedtime story?

Bang fucking on!

 

[Pairaclities]

Bang fucking on!

You have to realize the OP is an attention whore.
Many of his posts contain feigned outrage at so many elements of the male/female dynamic, that it can be considered his cause celeb.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

You know, the minute women start running the majority of public quoted companies, leading most countries, being responsible for most violent crime - or even half - hell, perhaps the minute women are allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, or have their word count for as much as a man's in a Sharia court - the minute all or any of that happens, maybe I'll start worrying about female hegemony.

Until then, I'd stop worrying. Honestly. You want me to tuck you up and read you a bedtime story?

Hey, so you wouldn't mind if a woman ran you over in her car and other women cheered her on.

Darwin awaits your sacrifice.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

THANK you.

Hooray for female entitlement!

 

[RjThoughts]

_Take, for example, the prominent feminist circles you’ll find on various social media. Everywhere from Tumblr to Twitter to Facebook groups, there are women getting together and talking about what it means to be both a woman and a feminist. "

Social media isn't the real FUCKING world. To use that as an example causes her entire essay to fall apart!

 

[Skiddles2014]

Tell us about your mother LJ.

Were you breastfed?

Was poppa a rolling stone?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Hey, so you wouldn't mind if a woman ran you over in her car and other women cheered her on.

Darwin awaits your sacrifice.

Uncanny. That's almost exactly not in the slightest what I wrote. Congratulations.

 

[skygazer]

Yes LJ,

I am a male and I'm a feminist. In this country where women are only worth 77 cents for every dollar made by a man it takes some nerve to expose yourself as the kind of misogynist that most civilized people would see as a throwback from the late 19th century. Perhaps it'd behoove to pull up stakes and seek asylum in a country like Saudi Arabia or Nigeria where women aren't even allowed to attend school or walk around in public with a male escort.

Today in America, conservatives are waging a war on women's rights. People like you want to relegate women to the submissive roles of maidservant and nanny. Your ilk wants to interfere in a woman's choice of whether or not to bear children. You want to dictate how and when she's allowed to terminate an unwanted pregnancy and what type of birth control she's allowed to use. Why is this your business and why should anyone have to ask your permission to exercise their individual freedom?

GO AWAY you small brained, narrow minded, insecure in your masculinity, misogynistic asshole. You should have been born 200 years ago. This is 2014, it's time you got with the program or removed yourself from the gene pool. PLEASE DON'T PROCREATE... We don't need any more little L.J.s running around

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Oh look, it's another white knight mangina!

Yes LJ,

I am a male and I'm a feminist.

So when your wife cuts off your dick for no reason, you should laugh with the feminists who are poking fun at your pain.

You're just that kind of spineless punk who thinks you deserve to be beaten and humiliated in order to "check your privilege".

I bet you like being cuckolded.

Oh and too late, I already procreated.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Uncanny. That's almost exactly not in the slightest what I wrote. Congratulations.

It's your entire motivation.

You're either a male feminist who fantasizes about being killed by a woman to make up for misogyny, or you're one of those abusive hypocrite feminist women looking for a target.

Which are you?

 

[Skiddles2014]

Yes LJ,

I am a male and I'm a feminist. In this country where women are only worth 77 cents for every dollar made by a man it takes some nerve to expose yourself as the kind of misogynist that most civilized people would see as a throwback from the late 19th century. Perhaps it'd behoove to pull up stakes and seek asylum in a country like Saudi Arabia or Nigeria where women aren't even allowed to attend school or walk around in public with a male escort.

Today in America, conservatives are waging a war on women's rights. People like you want to relegate women to the submissive roles of maidservant and nanny. Your ilk wants to interfere in a woman's choice of whether or not to bear children. You want to dictate how and when she's allowed to terminate an unwanted pregnancy and what type of birth control she's allowed to use. Why is this your business and why should anyone have to ask your permission to exercise their individual freedom?

GO AWAY you small brained, narrow minded, insecure in your masculinity, misogynistic asshole. You should have been born 200 years ago. This is 2014, it's time you got with the program or removed yourself from the gene pool. PLEASE DON'T PROCREATE... We don't need any more little L.J.s running around

lol, stfu.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I wish my girlfriend would kill me so I can check my privilege

 

[GyratingGiraffe]

Wow. I wish I could be certain that the OP is a joke, but I've seen enough of these tragic characters on the web to know that it isn't, he really thinks he's being oppressed.

It's so tough being a straight, white, middle class, affluent, able-bodied male in a western democracy during the early 21st century, isn't it? WHO'S WITH ME?!?

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's your entire motivation.

You're either a male feminist who fantasizes about being killed by a woman to make up for misogyny, or you're one of those abusive hypocrite feminist women looking for a target.

Which are you?

Oh, I like this game. The latter, definitely. Now you.

You're either an inadequate Epsilon male, desperately picking fights with people better equipped in every way in order to demonstrate a potency you can only dream of, or a ludicrous eunuch, infuriated by his own impotence and driven like Rumpelstiltskin to stamp his hilarious little feet in a tantrum at the unfairness of it all.

Which are you?

 

[Skiddles2014]

Wow. I wish I could be certain that the OP is a joke, but I've seen enough of these tragic characters on the web to know that it isn't, he really thinks he's being oppressed.

It's so tough being a straight, white, middle class, affluent, able-bodied male in a western democracy during the early 21st century, isn't it? WHO'S WITH ME?!?

He is a black midget.

 

[Skiddles2014]

I wish I had a girlfriend.

My wife won't allow me to have one.

I must be pussy whipped or something, right?

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I wish I had a girlfriend.

My wife won't allow me to have one.

I must be pussy whipped or something, right?

When she beats your ass and people laugh about it, I hope you laugh with them.

Wimp.

 

[Skiddles2014]

When she beats your ass and people laugh about it, I hope you laugh with them.

Wimp.

I will.

Skiddles2014.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I WANT to be accused of rape and get beaten to death by some white knight mangina like myself!

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