i don't think i have a hair on my ass, but i'll try
umm...couldn't find a hair so i just pinched my butt and it didn't bring a tear to my eye but only a smile to my face, 'cause really, i sorta like that sort of thing...
and i got distracted...did i just prove the anal optic nerve theory or not? maybe it's an anal oral nerve, but then i'm not sure i want to go there.....