Are you a half-full or half-empty person?

i don't think i have a hair on my ass, but i'll try

umm...couldn't find a hair so i just pinched my butt and it didn't bring a tear to my eye but only a smile to my face, 'cause really, i sorta like that sort of thing...

and i got distracted...did i just prove the anal optic nerve theory or not? maybe it's an anal oral nerve, but then i'm not sure i want to go there.....

better shut up now
 
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