Are You a Felon in Texas?!

[Selena_Kitt]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas or You are a Felon...

did you know that the anus is not a sexual orifice??

 

[Vermilion]

I especially liked the punchline at the very end!
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[Hellfire75]

whew I'm a misdermeanor

 

[Selena_Kitt]

whew I'm a misdermeanor

whew!


I wonder what you get for owning a Sybian?

 

[Hellfire75]

10 to life I bet

 

[Vermilion]

whew!


I wonder what you get for owning a Sybian?

Wow- do you own one?
Aren't they majorly expensive?
<is jealous>
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[Jenny_Jackson]

Did anyone else notice this is highly sexist? The ban is on vibrators, dildoes etc. But there's no ban on fake pussies, male masturbators, cock rings, etc.

And why can you own all the butt plugs you want? Artistic, statuary value?

 

[Liar]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas or You are a Felon...

did you know that the anus is not a sexual orifice??

I read that as

"Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas IF You are a Felon"

And thought that wow, prison life much really suck there.

 

[Vermilion]

Did anyone else notice this is highly sexist? The ban is on vibrators, dildoes etc. But there's no ban on fake pussies, male masturbators, cock rings, etc.

And why can you own all the butt plugs you want? Artistic, statuary value?

Because, apparently, the anus is not a sexual orifice...
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[Liar]

Did anyone else notice this is highly sexist? The ban is on vibrators, dildoes etc. But there's no ban on fake pussies, male masturbators, cock rings, etc.

And why can you own all the butt plugs you want? Artistic, statuary value?

It's like why there's (or un untik not too long) no ban on lesbianism, but on male gayness in some countries.

Because there is, officially "no such thing". The legislators have limited imagination.

Or awhole lotta cock rings.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Wow- do you own one?
Aren't they majorly expensive?
<is jealous>
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No... I wish!!!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Loved the line, "We don't use the "D" word in hiere." ROFLMAO

 

[Vermilion]

No... I wish!!!

Quite. Though an appropriately discreet location would be as difficult to arrange as the cash, wouldn;t it?
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[rgraham666]

And I'll bet that Rep. Chisum is one of those people that often loudly proclaims that government has no business interfering with people's private lives.

Fucking hypocrites.

 

[floweringquince]

My favorite part was:

"According to Texas law, you may purchase a dildo if it's used for bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose..."


"Law enforcement purpose" is a story idea just in itself - in fact, there may be 5 good story ideas there


- Quince, off to bone up on her bona fides

 

[Liar]

And I'll bet that Rep. Chisum is one of those people that often loudly proclaims that government has no business interfering with people's private lives.

Fucking hypocrites.

But Rob, perverts are not "people".

 

[Selena_Kitt]

My favorite part was:

"According to Texas law, you may purchase a dildo if it's used for bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative or law enforcement purpose..."


"Law enforcement purpose" is a story idea just in itself - in fact, there may be 5 good story ideas there


- Quince, off to bone up on her bona fides

we should do a series: Texas Toys!

 

[drksideofthemoon]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas or You are a Felon...

did you know that the anus is not a sexual orifice??

Only in Tex-Ass...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas or You are a Felon...

did you know that the anus is not a sexual orifice??

Keep quiet, big mouth. I can't afford bail money.

Hum, maybe we need to start a Lit "Get Out of Jail" fund so we can carry around one of these with the smiling face of Texas' own, Tom DeLay.

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Rumple Foreskin

 

[wehstar]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas or You are a Felon...

did you know that the anus is not a sexual orifice??

I'm unsure if it is an urban myth or not - but I heard that anal sex between man and wife is technically illegal in England. The law was introduced to stop perversion or something. A special get-out clause entered much later on making it ok for gay males.

 

[angelicminx]

Quite. Though an appropriately discreet location would be as difficult to arrange as the cash, wouldn;t it?
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All I have to say about Sybian is HOLY FUCK! I hadn't heard of the damned thing so I had to look it up to see what you two were talking about.


Thanks for the video. I laughed my ass off, and laughed even harder to keep from being so afraid.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

All I have to say about Sybian is HOLY FUCK! I hadn't heard of the damned thing so I had to look it up to see what you two were talking about.


Thanks for the video. I laughed my ass off, and laughed even harder to keep from being so afraid.

I wrote a whole series about it... The Sybian Club. I would sooooooo love to own one!

 

[Adrenaline]

I'm unsure if it is an urban myth or not - but I heard that anal sex between man and wufe is technically illegal in England. The law was introduced to stop perversion or something. A special get-out clause entered much later on making it ok for gay males.

Well buggery was illegal in England and in all of its colonies for years, but was only (or mostly) enforced against homosexuals, to the best of my knowledge. There was some kind of buggery act in the 16th century. Then homosexual sex was legalised in the mid 20 th century. I wouldn't be surprised if it's still technically illegal there for heterosexuals to do it, but no one's ever become publicly irate about that. Everyone knows the natural straights wouldn't even dream of putting it in the pooper.

 

[Vermilion]

Well buggery was illegal in England and in all of its colonies for years, but was only (or mostly) enforced against homosexuals, to the best of my knowledge. There was some kind of buggery act in the 16th century. Then homosexual sex was legalised in the mid 20 th century. I wouldn't be surprised if it's still technically illegal there for heterosexuals to do it, but no one's ever become publicly irate about that. Everyone knows the natural straights wouldn't even dream of putting it in the pooper.

AFAIK yes, it is still illegal over here. I'd love to know how they planned to enforce it...

Mind you, it's still illegal for Hackney Cab drivers (taxis) to drive round London without a bale of hay for the horse...
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[S-Des]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't Own More than 5 Dildos in Texas or You are a Felon...

Yet this from the state where you can own as many guns as you'd like.