Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

[DevilishTexan]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40-caliber (or a Kimber Compact 45acp, but both are nice) and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few a days and try to come to a consensus.



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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

[Gringao]

At what Golden Saber or other hollow point expanders cost these days, I think only Republicans can afford to empty two clips into the miscreants.

 

[Killswitch]

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=17522335&postcount=6

lol

naaaahahahaha

 

[DevilishTexan]

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=17522335&postcount=6

And your point is? Like I give a flying fuck what that dumb cunt says.

 

[Killswitch]

ahahahaha.

 

[DevilishTexan]

At what Golden Saber or other hollow point expanders cost these days, I think only Republicans can afford to empty two clips into the miscreants.

They are only worth one. In the head. Or goods. Let the fuckers writhe awhile.

 

[Gringao]

They are only worth one. In the head. Or goods. Let the fuckers writhe awhile.

You also forgot the response that a fair portion of Democrats would give:

"Comrade, your homicidal rage is a just reaction to the criminal Chimpy McHitlerburton regime's genocidal policy to peaceful Islamic ambitions. Let us join forces to defeat this disgusting tyrant!"

 

[Wok]

You also forgot the response that a fair portion of Democrats would give:

"Comrade, your homicidal rage is a just reaction to the criminal Chimpy McHitlerburton regime's genocidal policy to peaceful Islamic ambitions. Let us join forces to defeat this disgusting tyrant!"

Wow, they sell guns? I bet they have a neat arsenal.

 

[Gringao]

Wow, they sell guns? I bet they have a neat arsenal.

They have all the latest Zionist implments of oppression at their disposal.

 

[Wok]

They have all the latest Zionist implments of oppression at their disposal.

*Sees Krastner and Woody protest*

 

[Gringao]

*Sees Krastner and Woody protest*

We can expect a 30,000 word C&P any second now...

 

[Wok]

We can expect a 30,000 word C&P any second now...

All of which can be translated into one simple sentence:

"Man, I love the Jews."

 

[Gringao]

I think this thread has been sufficiently hijacked.

Our work here is done, Tonto.

 

[DevilishTexan]

All of which can be translated into one simple sentence:

"Man, I love the Jews."

Jewish women generally have great asses. So they have my vote.

Not to mention the Israeli chick that used to drive the ice cream truck to the car dealership I worked. Man was she stacked.

 

[Wok]

Jewish women generally have great asses. So they have my vote.

Not to mention the Israeli chick that used to drive the ice cream truck to the car dealership I worked. Man was she stacked.

mmmm, around 13 years ago I met a hot Israeli on a flight. Her name was Shirley. I still wondered whatever happened to her to this day.

 

[DevilishTexan]

mmmm, around 13 years ago I met a hot Israeli on a flight. Her name was Shirley. I still wondered whatever happened to her to this day.

Should have sold her tix to the mile high club.

 

[Wok]

Should have sold her tix to the mile high club.

Funny thing was, we were waiting in line for the john. We struck up a conversation, and she was a very nice person. I was only a kid, and would have not known what to do with my penis even if I were offered.

Man, the oppurtunities missed...

 

[DevilishTexan]

Funny thing was, we were waiting in line for the john. We struck up a conversation, and she was a very nice person. I was only a kid, and would have not known what to do with my penis even if I were offered.

Man, the oppurtunities missed...

She probably would have known.

Its weird, women always do. Like back in the day. Here, eat this apple and then you can stick it here.They always want you to eat something first.

 

[Wok]

She probably would have known.

Its weird, women always do. Like back in the day. Here, eat this apple and then you can stick it here.They always want you to eat something first.

Probably. We talked most of the flight home. Once she hit the terminal, she met her family, and never saw her again.

*kicks self*

 

[DevilishTexan]

Probably. We talked most of the flight home. Once she hit the terminal, she met her family, and never saw her again.

*kicks self*

Sucks to be you. If ya put on a Freya mask I'll kick ya. But man how you'll scare children.

 

[garbage can]

I'm a republican... but I don't mind screwing liberal democrats.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

Nope.

I'm confident I could disarm him without using a weapon if all he has is one knife, and I don't want some well-intentioned cop to arrest me for manslaughter. Your poll needs work.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Nope.

I'm confident I could disarm him without using a weapon if all he has is one knife, and I don't want some well-intentioned cop to arrest me for manslaughter. Your poll needs work.

Like a cop would care. Unless hes a Democrat.

 

[Wok]

I'm a republican... but I don't mind screwing liberal democrats.

Maybe the first indicator you are a republican is all the rants LT makes about you.

 

[Wok]

Sucks to be you. If ya put on a Freya mask I'll kick ya. But man how you'll scare children.

Yep. I am a pretty fugly guy.