Are there any cool guys on here?

[sister76]

If so, pm me so maybe we can chat.

 

[interracial_sex]

I would like to think so.

 

[Jack_Elation]

to quote millhouse van houten... " my mom says Im cool"

 

[Prime]

cool guys? babe, James Dean ain't got nothing on me.

god i'm lame.

 

[mcubs2]

Hi sister

sent you a PM..I think we'll get on...

 

[Guest]

I'm so cool my penis wears sunglasses.

I actually don't know what that means, but it sounded like a proper response.

 

[sister76]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPhOjF_H3o

 

[Guest]

I was thinking more Roy Orbison, but that works too.

 

[Urguycliff]

I'm cool

Went to your home site. My picture there doesn't do me justice. Of course the judge said I should get 10 to 15 with good behavior, but being with you I would rather be bad. Very bad.

I should introduce myself although I'm sure you have read about me in "Ain't He Cool Weekly". I'm Dr. Urguycliff, world famous heart doctor. As I walked by you I could sence your heart skipped a beat at my macho presence. "May I lay my ear to your lovely breast so that I might exam the drum beat of your seductive heart as it races with the lustful desires for my body?"

Of course with someone as cool and as close as you will ever come to being with a demigod such as myself, you will need to make an appointment to be seduced and have your way with me. And no, you don't have to tip me.

And yes, my mom thinks I'm cool too.

 

[2bobby]

cool

hi sister

i think i'm cool so lets chat if u want.

 

[Regular J]

If so, pm me so maybe we can chat.

I'm a cool guy..............i have yahoo & msn...........let me know!

 

[firespin]

Hmm...no, don't see any cool guys here...maybe you mis-typed "pool guys"? I hear those pool boys can be pretty hot...or maybe I'm thinking of a porno movie..hmmm.

Or if you meant "fool guys", that we can help you with.

Let us know.

 

[johnnynice02]

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[JL2000AND2]

Cool I don't know about... dorky and goofy, now you're talking. I think sometimes that makes me cool. How that ever happened, I have no f'ing clue. Maybe 'cause I was caring less about who I actually thought were the "cool" kids. Yeah, most of them turned out to be douches.

That's right. Douches.

I'm not angry. I love the world. I hug myself when I get out of bed. Then I look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

 

[sister76]

Went to your home site. My picture there doesn't do me justice. Of course the judge said I should get 10 to 15 with good behavior, but being with you I would rather be bad. Very bad.

I should introduce myself although I'm sure you have read about me in "Ain't He Cool Weekly". I'm Dr. Urguycliff, world famous heart doctor. As I walked by you I could sence your heart skipped a beat at my macho presence. "May I lay my ear to your lovely breast so that I might exam the drum beat of your seductive heart as it races with the lustful desires for my body?"

Of course with someone as cool and as close as you will ever come to being with a demigod such as myself, you will need to make an appointment to be seduced and have your way with me. And no, you don't have to tip me.

And yes, my mom thinks I'm cool too.

Wow, you sound like you are way too cool for this site! Never thought I'd get this lucky. Gee, I wonder how you find any time to post on Lit.

 

[sister76]

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes. Yeah man I'm cool lmao.
Hey Sista

Mmmm, what flavor?

 

[sister76]

Cool I don't know about... dorky and goofy, now you're talking. I think sometimes that makes me cool. How that ever happened, I have no f'ing clue. Maybe 'cause I was caring less about who I actually thought were the "cool" kids. Yeah, most of them turned out to be douches.

That's right. Douches.

I'm not angry. I love the world. I hug myself when I get out of bed. Then I look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

Hey, dorky and goofy can be cool. Seriously, it's the ones who don't care about the ones who are supposed to be cool who are the ones who actually are cool.

 

[sister76]

Hmm...no, don't see any cool guys here...maybe you mis-typed "pool guys"? I hear those pool boys can be pretty hot...or maybe I'm thinking of a porno movie..hmmm.

Or if you meant "fool guys", that we can help you with.

Let us know.

Actually, I meant "drool guys" and I see there are plenty here now anyway.

 

[shyrebel]

No cool guys here, better luck next time!

 

[ThunderJack]

How do you define "cool"...someone who can carry a conversation beyond the masturbatory?

 

[sister76]

How do you define "cool"...someone who can carry a conversation beyond the masturbatory?

Well, that wouldn't be the definition of cool, since that includes every guy that can speak, I think.

 

[Madcapsule]

Well, that wouldn't be the definition of cool, since that includes every guy that can speak, I think.

Surely cool is knowing the time and place for it?

 

[sister76]

Surely cool is knowing the time and place for it?

Yeah, that's definitely something that can make or break the coolness.

 

[Madcapsule]

Yeah, that's definitely something that can make or break the coolness.

So, so far it's that and sunglasses..hmm I've never felt so cool

 

[ThunderJack]

LOL...this thread is much too funny. I think I'll just download Seat Belt's 3 minute version of Tank, the theme from Cowboy BeBop, well worth my 99 cents tonight.