are the japanese lonely?

thegirlfriday11

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i've seen all these weird pillows they're inventing lately

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A sales clerk demonstrates the 'Hizamakura', or lap pillow, at Hakuhinkan toy shop in Tokyo

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TOKYO - A new product on the Japanese market has been designed for the single girl in need of some manly comfort while she sleeps.

The “Boyfriend Arm’s Pillow” is shaped like a giant arm which will hold you all night without the need for the real thing.

Kameo is now planning to upgrade the pillow by producing different models, including a muscular one. And the company is also working on the prototype for a fake female lap shaped pillow targeting male users.
 
I like the arm pillow. You can put her head on the pillow and...

--> Not wake up in the middle of the night with the tingly "arm asleep" feeling.

--> Automated post-coital cuddling, so you can...

------> Go to the bathroom.

------> Go watch Sports Center.

------> Get up and leave without waking her because she thinks you're cuddling.

Now if they can figure out how to make the pillow flip the toilet lid, us guys'll have it made.
 
Those are kinda creepy...like cuddling with dismembered body parts. I mean, I miss having someone to curl up with in bed, too, but I think I'd rather just pay for a living companion - especially a sexy Japanese gal - than get some freaky pillow.
 
sticky_keyboard said:
I like the arm pillow. You can put her head on the pillow and...

--> Not wake up in the middle of the night with the tingly "arm asleep" feeling.

--> Automated post-coital cuddling, so you can...

------> Go to the bathroom.

------> Go watch Sports Center.

------> Get up and leave without waking her because she thinks you're cuddling.

Now if they can figure out how to make the pillow flip the toilet lid, us guys'll have it made.

LMAO!!!

beautiful
:D
 
Modern Mephisto said:
Those are kinda creepy...like cuddling with dismembered body parts. I mean, I miss having someone to curl up with in bed, too, but I think I'd rather just pay for a living companion - especially a sexy Japanese gal - than get some freaky pillow.

the arm pillow isn't so bad, but i agree the lap pillow is creepy


however...i've seen one of those "living dolls"...and let me tell you, i don't see how anyone but a necrophiliac could get off on fucking one
 
thegirlfriday11 said:
the arm pillow isn't so bad, but i agree the lap pillow is creepy


however...i've seen one of those "living dolls"...and let me tell you, i don't see how anyone but a necrophiliac could get off on fucking one


Heh. By "living companion" I meant a normal flesh and blood woman. Escort, prostitute, or mail-order bride. And it's not so much the fucking I'm interested in. I just want a soft, warm female body to cuddle with so I sleep a little better.
 
Modern Mephisto said:
Heh. By "living companion" I meant a normal flesh and blood woman. Escort, prostitute, or mail-order bride. And it's not so much the fucking I'm interested in. I just want a soft, warm female body to cuddle with so I sleep a little better.

i'm sorry, i wasn't referring to you regarding the living dolls, i was comparing creepy companions

lol
i do apologize if you thought i meant something else
 
thegirlfriday11 said:
however...i've seen one of those "living dolls"...and let me tell you, i don't see how anyone but a necrophiliac could get off on fucking one

Oh, I dunno about that. There's lots of advantages to having a Real Doll. She doesn't lip off, whine about going to her mother's on holidays, and even better, you can dress her up, put her in the passenger seat and use the diamond lanes.


Real Doll Website - They're pretty real looking!
 
No harm done. Just wanted to clarify my position so people wouldn't think I'm a pervert. Well, that sort of pervert, anyway.
 
thegirlfriday11 said:
the arm pillow isn't so bad, but i agree the lap pillow is creepy


however...i've seen one of those "living dolls"...and let me tell you, i don't see how anyone but a necrophiliac could get off on fucking one

I resent the implication here.

Your Resident RealDoll,
E_S
 
sticky_keyboard said:
Oh, I dunno about that. There's lots of advantages to having a Real Doll. She doesn't lip off, whine about going to her mother's on holidays, and even better, you can dress her up, put her in the passenger seat and use the diamond lanes.


Real Doll Website - They're pretty real looking!

i can see the benefit for HOV lanes...but the rest

no kidding, in real life, the way you have to move them around...looks like the person is manipulating a corpse...the body parts are stiff and cold

and removing her tongue to fuck her mouth....it's totally gross looking
 
thegirlfriday11 said:
omg...they have male dolls now?


would any women use one?

Where have you been?

We're going to have revoke your internet pervert permit if you don't keep up.

:p
 
The Japanese are twisted, sick, perverted, 10 year old girl bicycle seat sniffing freaks. And they make cool robots.
 
Eating_Scarlett said:
more creepy is the company you keep

i don't judge people by who they fuck and who they can't

he's a nice guy

he's a hetero cross-dresser...i'm sure it's very difficult to find a real companion who will participate in his activities and fantasies

i wouldn't fuck a doll, but it's no worse than fucking a prostitute
 
sticky_keyboard said:
Where have you been?

We're going to have revoke your internet pervert permit if you don't keep up.

:p

my boyfriend is a sex fiend
i don't have time to keep up with the latest perversions available online
 
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