Are big-dicked men with HUGE beer guts attractive?

[P. B. Walker]

LMAO

 

[Mia62]

You said the magic words, hon...big-dicked.

 

[perks]

yes you are, lover.

 

[Sillyman]

Depends on which one is winning, the dick or the gut.

 

[Mia62]

yes you are, lover.

Aww...thank you.

 

[AmberRayne]

Depends on which one is winning, the dick or the gut.

lmao

 

[perks]

Aww...thank you.

*laughing* you'd have to buy a beer gut... oh yeah, and a big dick.

 

[lilminx]

That sounds kind of like my ex. I stopped being attracted to him when his beer gut got too big and he wouldn't get his lazy ass to the gym.

His dick actually looked smaller because of the layer of fat at the base of it.

Now, if you're referring to yourself, I think your face is attractive- I don't know how big your beer gut is though.


(Yes, yes, I know- I'm seriously answering a spinoff thread).

 

[P. B. Walker]

You said the magic words, hon...big-dicked.

Damn... I was hoping ya'll would say the big-dick part was unattractive LMAO. oh well 1 outta 2...


PBW "rubbing mah buddha belly"

 

[SpiceCake]

Honey, EVERYONE is attractive in the dark!

 

[Sillyman]

Yeah. I bet more guys would be motivated to work out if they realized that being fat can cover up as much as an inch of usable cock.

 

[SpiceCake]

Damn... I was hoping ya'll would say the big-dick part was unattractive LMAO. oh well 1 outta 2...


PBW "rubbing mah buddha belly"

NOW you mention Buddah! That changes EVERYTHING! I have a thing for Buddah! Yes, I do!

 

[Mia62]

*laughing* you'd have to buy a beer gut... oh yeah, and a big dick.

*sticking out my stomach as far as it will go...not moving in case it explodes*

Hmmm...I think the big dick might be easier to buy. <laughing>

 

[perks]

Honey, EVERYONE is attractive in the dark!

dude, this is so not true.

 

[perks]

*sticking out my stomach as far as it will go...not moving in case it explodes*

Hmmm...I think the big dick might be easier to buy. <laughing>

*laughing* I think you're right!

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Who wants a bony man? Regardless of dick size. Course. If he's got an innie, we got a problem. Are we talking soft jiggly gut or one of those sort of hard, workingman guts? There IS a difference...ROFL. I'll take the latter

 

[concrete]

BEER .yes
BIG DICK.yes
Gut.no
BEER.yes

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I was so sure this was some sort of Ron Jeremy thread...

 

[lilminx]

Yeah. I bet more guys would be motivated to work out if they realized that being fat can cover up as much as an inch of usable cock.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who knew this.

 

[glamorilla]

i prefer thinking of it as barrel chested.

within reason.

 

[Dillinger]

i prefer thinking of it as barrel chested.

within reason.

How was my barrel?

 

[SpiceCake]

dude, this is so not true.

Just trying to be positive here! LOL

 

[SpiceCake]

How was my barrel?

You're making me hot and wet, Dilly!

 

[glamorilla]

How was my barrel?

*blush*

 

[Dillinger]

You're making me hot and wet, Dilly!

OK - you can get hot - but as a guy you just don't get wet unless you just came in your pants.

Like last time, you know? *lol*