April is Kick A Republican In The Crotch month

Purple Haze

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It's harmless really, their balls have shrunken and disappeared, that is if you can find someone that even claims to be one anymore.

The hillbillies and redneck retards are going back into the closet where they belong, this is your last chance...
 
Best thing to say while you're kicking them is,

"Thanks for the billion dollar a week WAR, you chickenshit coward!"
 
Purple Haze said:
It's harmless really, their balls have shrunken and disappeared, that is if you can find someone that even claims to be one anymore.

The hillbillies and redneck retards are going back into the closet where they belong, this is your last chance...
Well, at least Republicans know how to eat pussy. Democrats think it's not politically correct to eat pussy. Furthermore, Republicans have bigger and thicker cocks than Democrats.

I've seen the stats on "www.republican/tonguesandcocks.com
 
i'm a Republican....you can dick me in the crotch if you'd like....if that makes you feel better, Haze....








<kicking GC in the genitals just 'cause>
 
and just because i admitted it does not make me a redneck retard....goddammit!





everyone knows rednecks live in north Louisiana....
 
Ginny said:
i'm a Republican....you can dick me in the crotch if you'd like....if that makes you feel better, Haze....

It's no fun if you like it... :devil:
 
The only loyal republican left that I know of is my father and kicking him in the balls would mean me getting kicked out the door..
 
Standing waiting to be kicked in the crotch, if thats what it'll take to make you shut the fuck up, I'll gladly take one for the GOP
 
Ginny said:
and just because i admitted it does not make me a redneck retard....goddammit!

I never said all republicans are redneck retards, but if you ever meet a redneck retard, you can bet the farm that he votes republican. The GOP has a stranglehold on the mentally challenged. Look around...
 
jussforfun said:
Standing waiting to be kicked in the crotch, if thats what it'll take to make you shut the fuck up, I'll gladly take one for the GOP

Your type is disappearing, and that's a good thing...
 
Purple Haze said:
I never said all republicans are redneck retards, but if you ever meet a redneck retard, you can bet the farm that he votes republican. The GOP has a stranglehold on the mentally challenged. Look around...
and this coming from an idealist who preaches the warmth of liberalism, the party of tolerance, and yet here you are you hate mongering pile of feces!
 
Purple Haze said:
I never said all republicans are redneck retards, but if you ever meet a redneck retard, you can bet the farm that he votes republican. The GOP has a stranglehold on the mentally challenged. Look around...


okay i just looked in the mirror....



now dick me in the crotch...
 
Purple Haze said:
I never said all republicans are redneck retards, but if you ever meet a redneck retard, you can bet the farm that he votes republican. The GOP has a stranglehold on the mentally challenged. Look around...

This from a http://www.classic-fruitcake.com/3lbfruitcake1.jpg that dismissed dozens of eyewitness accounts of Flight 77 crashing into the Pentagon as hallucinations in favor of lunatic explanations of conspiracy theorists who haven't so much as been in Arlington, VA.

I hope you get on Howie Dean's PR staff.
 
jussforfun said:
and this coming from an idealist who preaches the warmth of liberalism, the party of tolerance, and yet here you are you hate mongering pile of feces!

I've never preached warmth, and I have zero tolerance for idiots.

Try again, retard...
 
Gringao, why on earth would a "Libertarian" that never voted for Bush be so predictably quick to almost always come to the defense of Republicans, and still point the crazy stick elsewhere? Have you been trained that well?
 
Please don't kick me in the crotch, I am still sore from my vasectomy last week.
 
garbage can said:
I've seen the stats on "www.republican/tonguesandcocks.com

I went there and it said the site was removed by it's owner, the Committee to Re-Elect Tom Delay.

:D
 
Purple Haze said:
Gringao, why on earth would a "Libertarian" that never voted for Bush be so predictably quick to almost always come to the defense of Republicans, and still point the crazy stick elsewhere? Have you been trained that well?

I'm a friend of sanity, hence your mortal enemy. As Thomas Sowell points out, addled cranks like you have votes that count exactly the same and mine, thus elected officials are just as likely to pander to your insane gibberish as to my reasoned stands. You are a therefore threat to this nation and to everyone in it.
 
Gringao said:
I'm a friend of sanity, hence your mortal enemy. As Thomas Sowell points out, addled cranks like you have votes that count exactly the same and mine, thus elected officials are just as likely to pander to your insane gibberish as to my reasoned stands. You are a therefore threat to this nation and to everyone in it.


:D :D :D :D :D

I don't think I've ever given five chuckles before!

I can't stop laughing, my sides hurt...
 
Drinking Cap said:
So what's it like being half a man?

I don't think I have changed, other than the constant crying jags and this strange urge to watch Lifetime, other than that I am still all man!!!!
 
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