April 15th is approaching

[omahaman2]

Just a reminder tax day is almost here!!

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE GONE TO THE WRONG TAX SERVICE

10. You notice that in their appointment book your name is spelled "Boat Payment."

9. IRS auditors have their own parking spot.

8. You overhear the preparer muttering, "What would Kenneth Lay do?"

7. Their corporate motto? "Never Convicted!"

6. Your preparer is calculating your return by counting on his fingers and stamping his foot.

5. A federal agent approaches you in the parking lot and asks if you wouldn't mind wearing a wire.

4. You notice your preparer's laptop computer is an Etch-A-Sketch®.

3. There's an autographed portrait of Morley Safer in the lobby.

2. The candy dish on the desk is stocked with sedatives.

1. They can change your muffler at the same time.

 

[spiritshadow67]

Just a reminder tax day is almost here!!

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE GONE TO THE WRONG TAX SERVICE

10. You notice that in their appointment book your name is spelled "Boat Payment."

9. IRS auditors have their own parking spot.

8. You overhear the preparer muttering, "What would Kenneth Lay do?"

7. Their corporate motto? "Never Convicted!"

6. Your preparer is calculating your return by counting on his fingers and stamping his foot.

5. A federal agent approaches you in the parking lot and asks if you wouldn't mind wearing a wire.

4. You notice your preparer's laptop computer is an Etch-A-Sketch®.

3. There's an autographed portrait of Morley Safer in the lobby.

2. The candy dish on the desk is stocked with sedatives.

1. They can change your muffler at the same time.

*giggles* Great one Oman!!!! lol

thank god .... I know my Tax-Prepare .... lol.... it's my mom lmao

 

[omahaman2]

*giggles* Great one Oman!!!! lol

thank god .... I know my Tax-Prepare .... lol.... it's my mom lmao

It also scares me that when you put together the irs it spells

THEIRS

 

[spiritshadow67]

It also scares me that when you put together the irs it spells

THEIRS

OMGGGGGG....!!! YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT!! ROFLMAO

 

[omahaman2]

TAXES. . . (they're everywhere!!)

Accounts Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, Capital Gains Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Court Fines (indirect taxes), Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment Tax, Fishing License Tax. Food License Tax, Fuel permit tax, Gasoline Tax, Hunting License Tax, Inheritance Tax, Interest Expense, Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties(tax on top of tax), Liquor Tax, Local Income Tax, Luxury Taxes, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Property Tax, Real Estate Tax, Septic Permit Tax, Service Charge Taxes, Social Security Tax, Road Usage Taxes, (Truckers), Sales Taxes, Recreational Vehicle Tax,Road Toll Booth Taxes, School Tax, State Income Tax,State Unemployment Tax, Telephone Federal Excise Tax,Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,Telephone Federal, State, and Local Surcharge Taxes, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Telephone Recurring and Non- recurring Charges Tax,Telephone Usage Charge tax,Toll Bridge Tax, Toll Tunnel Tax,Traffic Fines (indirect taxation),Trailer Registration Tax,Utility Taxes,Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Watercraft Registration Tax, Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax...

Whew!! Did you know, not one one of these taxes existed 100 year ago? Also, our nation was the most properous in the world, had essentially no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise all the kids!

What the heck happened?? (Greed?)