Apply Here For A Date With Stylus Maximus

[StylusMaximus]

If you'd like to date an intelligent man with a great sense of humor and a really hard dick, you can Apply Here For A Date With Stylus Maximus.

To be considered as a candidate for a date with Stylus Maximus, you must:

1. Be a biological female. Sorry, fellas, and Caitlyn.

2. Send me a PM that includes:

a. a current picture of yourself. The picture must include your bare ass and proof that it is your bare ass--for example, you could write "Stylus" on one cheek. Bonus points for friendly poses.

b. a detailed description of how you would make me cum on our first date. (Hint: I'm a big fan of the "nice to meet you" blowjob.)

c. what you would like to do on the date after I cum in your mouth. We can either go out for a candlelight dinner, take a long, romantic walk on the beach, or I can push your face down into a pillow and fuck you in the ass. Or something completely different. I'm flexible.

d. anything else about you that might make you worthy of a date with Stylus Maximus. Some examples include: cooking skills, the lack of a gag reflex, lots of money, submissive fantasies, a girlfriend who is hotter than you and down for a threesome, etc.

You will only be considered for a Date With Stylus Maximus if you fulfill all of these requirements. I will respond individually to the winner and the non-winners.

Good luck!

 

[Sidney_1]

I guess good hair days don't do it for you.

 

[mijayoo]

Way too funny, loved the add!

 

[Stackeydreams]

What if the applicant simply had a super, delectable, lippy pussy?

And her favorite position was doggie style?

And she absolutely loved fingering herself while you drove her around?

And she also loved slurping on said hard cock while you drove her around?

And that she would also enjoy playing with her friend....with you?

And would it be a good steak for dinner? And lobster?

And would it be acceptable for her to stick her lubed finger up your ass and massage your prostrate while she slurped on your cock?

Would she really still need to have a lot of money? ?

 

[mijayoo]

What if the applicant simply had a super, delectable, lippy pussy?

And her favorite position was doggie style?

And she absolutely loved fingering herself while you drove her around?

And she also loved slurping on said hard cock while you drove her around?

And that she would also enjoy playing with her friend....with you?

And would it be a good steak for dinner? And lobster?

And would it be acceptable for her to stick her lubed finger up your ass and massage your prostrate while she slurped on your cock?

Would she still really still need to have a lot of money? ?

OMG this thread is funny

 

[pensivepoet]

I've seen far worse strategies on here.
And I checked~
vegas has you at 5-1 so i called my bookie and put 100 bucks on you.

 

[StylusMaximus]

What if the applicant simply had a super, delectable, lippy pussy?

And her favorite position was doggie style?

And she absolutely loved fingering herself while you drove her around?

And she also loved slurping on said hard cock while you drove her around?

And that she would also enjoy playing with her friend....with you?

And would it be a good steak for dinner? And lobster?

And would it be acceptable for her to stick her lubed finger up your ass and massage your prostrate while she slurped on your cock?

Would she really still need to have a lot of money? ?

All applications will be considered.

 

[Arielsdream]

*****edit

 

[greengamegirl]

Many will enter but only one will win.

 

[tedsbeds]

What if the applicant simply had a super, delectable, lippy pussy?

And her favorite position was doggie style?

And she absolutely loved fingering herself while you drove her around?

And she also loved slurping on said hard cock while you drove her around?

And that she would also enjoy playing with her friend....with you?

And would it be a good steak for dinner? And lobster?

And would it be acceptable for her to stick her lubed finger up your ass and massage your prostrate while she slurped on your cock?

Would she really still need to have a lot of money? ?

With those qualifications you could be a penniless pauper and would still get my vote.

 

[Stackeydreams]

With those qualifications you could be a penniless pauper and would still get my vote.

At least I'm guaranteed a date with someone.

 

[Bonafide_Blonde]

"If you'd like to date an intelligent man with a great sense of humor and a really hard dick, you can Apply Here For A Date With Stylus Maximus."

I can confirm the . . . great sense of humor part. This is funny in an endearing way.

 

[tedsbeds]

At least I'm guaranteed a date with someone. [
Any time your up just south of Boston.
Ted