Application for perkysex...Phase II

[perks]

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

2. Who is my favorite poet?

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

5. Do you like dessert?

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

10. Can you sing?

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

13. Am I superstitious?

 

[alexandraaah]

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

My mouth on the rocks.

2. Who is my favorite poet?

I don't know, but I long to hear you tell me all about it...

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

Sid's hot tub.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

Everywhere.

5. Do you like dessert?

Eh.

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

Duck.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

Restless shards of glass sympathy.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

Nope.

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

Touch; I like touch.

10. Can you sing?

Yes.

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

I'd laugh. I always laugh.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

You've got me stumped, perks. (edited to add that I might find a grammatical error, does that count?)

13. Am I superstitious?

I'll say yes, but that's a guess.

 

[Tyrael]

I think I should be eligible

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

All I have is Tea.

2. Who is my favorite poet?

Who knows.

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

Childhood trauma.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

Your face...at first.

5. Do you like dessert?

Who doesn't?

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

Ducks come from eggs.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

It has six sides and looks like a bunch of squares glued together.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

Nope.

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

Give oral sex.

10. Can you sing?

Not at all.

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

How much money does it take to get a gorilla to strip for you?

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

I'm gonna go for the dirty one and say you spelled dicks as ducks in number 3

13. Am I superstitious?

Everyone is.

 

[Andreina]

yet another list i havent made. surprise surprise.

Halo

 

[Thunder69]

1. Ovaltine
2. Andrew Dice Clay
3. because when roasted just right, they are delicious.
4. pat you on your back, you may have swallowed a duck bone
5. There are no ducks in desserts... they like water ,im not that stupid>
6.The egg for breakfast, duck for dinner
7.a 3-D square
8. yes, my G.I. Joe with a kung fu grip rides it
9. Guess LOL
10. do rey me fa sew la ti do .... yup
11. laugh and then punch him in the nose
12. misspelled desert LOL
13. Shes very superstitious, the writings on the wall.

she gonna kick my ass! LOL

 

[BigDawg69]

1) Me with a splash of you

2) Poet? Yourself.

3) Duh, everybody knows that drake

4) Hello, luscious ASS

5) Pastries of course

6) Who cares about the eggs I want the duck!

7) Mine has three shoulder high walls, two computers and a lava lamp in the corner. There are political cartoons making fun of former Texas Governor Bush on the walls, and various sayings disparaging co-workers. Architectural and design drawings clutter on half the desk, but could easily be moved for a nooner!

8) Not yet, but there is a Harley Soft tail in my immediate future

9) Cunnilungus

10) Coudn't sing my way out of a wet paper sack. But I've been told I cum in perfect pitch, and I can make a woman sing.

11) I would laugh my ass off, then tell her she came to the wrong park. Nahtazu!

12) Dessert, or is it desert? But embarrassed only has one "r"

13) Do you have supertitses? Well yeah, why else would I be applying? And whats with the 13 questions?

 

[Cloak38]

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

iced tea

2. Who is my favorite poet?

Elmer Fudd

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

A Donald Duck fetish?

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

Your hands.

5. Do you like dessert?

sure...

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

The duck...so the thrown egg wouldn't hit me

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

rubik's cube...never could figure that out

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

Not after wrecking on one

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

Kiss

10. Can you sing?

yes. was in a rock band in high school

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

I'd laugh just before getting the shotgun...I work at home.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

None...you're perfect.

13. Am I superstitious?

No

 

[LukkyKnight]

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?
Champagne.

2. Who is my favorite poet?
Elizabeth Barret Browning.

3. Why do you think I like ducks?
I don't think you like ducks, I know you do.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?
All over - starting with the cheek.

5. Do you like dessert?
Yes.

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?
Only mature animals come.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.
My mind is a wild and free-wheeling sort of place, at times overly literal in the connections it see, at times wildly free-associative. I have a vivid imagination and a ready sense of humor. I have a good sense of spatial relationships, and a fascination with language....

8. Do you own a motorcycle?
Nope.

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?
Women.

10. Can you sing?
Yes, but I am no Bocelli (he's sort of a tenor, after all.)

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?
Laugh.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?
Well, you misspelled desert, it only has one s. The way you have it it's dessert. I think that striping gorillas are more common than stripping ones...

13. Am I superstitious?
Nope, credulous.

 

[Guest]

 

[omahaman2]

FOR SOME REASON, I DONT THINK I SHOULD BE IN THIS THREAD.ALSO,FOR SOME REASON,I THINK PERKY YOU CLASIFY ME AS INELIGIBLE

 

[seXieleXie]

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?
a glass of water

2. Who is my favorite poet?
i don't know

3. Why do you think I like ducks?
it's an inside joke with your honey. plus they're so cute 'n stuff.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?
prolly a hug, or hold your hand

5. Do you like dessert?
of course!

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?
the egg

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.
a bright blue wooden block with six square faces that are all the same size and meet at right angles along the edges.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?
nope

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?
give oral sex.

10. Can you sing?
only in the shower

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?
both, but more amused that embarassed/

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?
hon, you haven't spelled anything wrong in your list. don't be so hard on yourself

13. Am I superstitious?
i'm not sure, i would guess that you are somewhat superstitious though.

 

[perks]

lol......<grin> go play with Jenny, omasugah.

 

[erosman]

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

a bratwurst with hot mustard and lots of sauerkraut

2. Who is my favorite poet?

Jimmy Durante

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

it's the way the light filters through the thick smog in the afternoons

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

bitch slap your ass

5. Do you like dessert?

only the funky chicken

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

it's not who cums first that matters, but who thirsts for cum

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

fucking to the 3rd power.....cum in your cunt, cum in your ass, cum on your face

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

and an aerofuckingplane, and a George Foreman grill too

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

the space shuttle launch

10. Can you sing?

" uh-um....Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have named you...."

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

"We don't need no stinking gorillas." Have you ever smelled one up close? Damn, you would need some serious shit before you fucked one of them.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

Of course you thought a duck would cum, but they don't. Ducks fucking float!

13. Am I superstitious?

Only when you are ducking with fucks.

 

[Black_Bird]

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

I'd ask you what you would like first... Unless we were doing the whole dom/sub thing...

2. Who is my favorite poet?

I'm guessing: Edgar Allen Poe.

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

Because... they mate for life!

Seriously? Its probably something you developed as a child... Some fond memory of feeding ducks by a pond, or a rubber ducky... or something like that.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

Your hand.

5. Do you like dessert?

... Duh.

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

The Egg, because duckling are cute.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

Six windows surround me. The window above is a sun-lit sky, through which eagles fly. The window above is the blacket of night, pierced by holes of white light and a face of pale yellow. To my right is an aroma filled field full of daisies, over which dragon flies fly and sprites roam. To my right is the ocean depths, visted by jelly fish and similar strangeness. Behind me is a bond fire, burning in the night, surrounded by friends who souls do burn as bright. Before me is a mountain trail, riddled with hardships and challenges.

In the center is a mirror - the mirror of all mirrors. Me. A razor blade that divides my mind into six different parts has taken me and thrown everything else away. All that is left is this mirror.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

No.

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

Cuddle naked.

10. Can you sing?

Eh... on occation.

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

I'd probably do a little bit of both... but I wouldn't hold it against you.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

No you didn't. I ran it through a spellchecker.

13. Am I superstitious?

Yes. You confessed that to me, remember?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?
Single malt scotch, oh hang on that's not you. Don't know, I'd ask

2. Who is my favorite poet?
I'm thinking somone from Lit, was it PC?

3. Why do you think I like ducks?
Hot tub

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?
As in touch you? Your arse

5. Do you like dessert?
Chockolate mouse with whipped cream

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?
The egg, duh

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.
Six planes of equal length sides and 90 degree corners. Joined together in an enclosed three dimensional shape where the sides of the planes touch each other at right angles.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?
We have some dirt bikes around the property

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?
Oral, performing

10. Can you sing?
No, but that never stopped me. I can dance, does that balance it out?

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?
laugh

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?
I have no idea, there are a couple of Americanisms, and you put 'think' twice in the first line.

13. Am I superstitious?
No

And the correct responses would be?

 

[Mae13]

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?
Why, whatever you asked for, of course!

2. Who is my favorite poet?
Umm...hrm. Maya Angelou? I have no clue!

3. Why do you think I like ducks?
Their bright, inqusitive eyes, their lil beaks that always seem to smile, and the cute way they squeak when you hug them too tight?

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?
Probably either your forearm or upper arm, as I was talking to you

5. Do you like dessert?
Yes, some of them!

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?
The duck! Because I said so!

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.
A glowing, opalescent box about the size of a breadbox...humming and slightly warm.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?
Not yet!

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?
I have to choose a favourite? *grumble* Tease! I mean, that's my answer...I like to tease

10. Can you sing?
Yes. First soprano! muahahaha

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?
I would laugh my everliving ass off! But I think my superiors would NOT be too amused!

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?
I looked, I really did! I can't find anything. Although you did put think up there twice in your intro sentence!

13. Am I superstitious?
Yes.

 

[Black_Bird]

ACK! Me and Mae fighting over the same woman? That would suck.

Hey Mae, why don't we team up? That way we have twice as much of a chance and we can share her when we've won! I'm pretty sure Perky wouldn't mind...

 

[Mae13]

Lol! Fighting? Baby, why would we have to fight? Some free-for-all lovefest sounds just fine to me! Just think, a duck, a raven, and a heron! What a flocking good time that would be!!

Hahahahaha...god. You'd think I've been drinking again or something to come up with that. But I haven't!

*kisses*
mae

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?
I'd ask you if you want Juice or pop

2. Who is my favorite poet?
ME?

3. Why do you think I like ducks?
because Ducks are magnificent cratures, there are none other like them

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?
Your cheeks on your face so I could pulls your face to me and look in ykour eyes.

5. Do you like dessert?
yep

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?
It's the egg if you look at evelution

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.
it has 6 sides, all look the same one on top, bottome both sides front and back.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?
no

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?
I don't know never did anything sexually in my life

10. Can you sing?
depends, I can sing jently

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?
a gorilla? i'd laugh

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?
fuck if I'd know i'm dyslexic

13. Am I superstitious?
Yes everyone is even if they say no

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Originally posted by perky_baby

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

Ever been to a drive-through daiquiri stand? (You may not care for daiquiris, but that's not the point....)

2. Who is my favorite poet?

It must be William Shakespeare, who penned the immortal lines:

Trust none;
For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,
And hold-fast is the only dog, my duck.

3. Why do you think I like ducks?

Because when mama duck and her line of little ducklings cross the road, traffic comes to a halt. But nobody gets pissed off.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

I wouldn't touch you the first time I had the opportunity to do so. Good things come to those who wait. . . .

5. Do you like dessert?

Yes, generally speaking. I lick the beaters, too.

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

I try to make sure that the egg comes at least two or three times before the duck comes.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

It's cold and wet, small enough to fit inside your mouth (and getting smaller by the second), and some of it has turned into water droplets that you've left in a trail on my chest and stomach as you move 'south'. . . .

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

Used to own a Harley, but not now. Too many close calls....

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

69--and I'm not picky about who gets the top bunk.

10. Can you sing?

Yes. I'm especially fond of singing Frank Sinatra tunes with a faux Eastern European accent.

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

I'd laugh my ass off.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

No misspellings, but a style editor would probably change your first phrase to read: "for those who are eligible. . . ."

13. Am I superstitious?

Yes--aren't we all?

 

[BlkPnthr]

Phase 2???? LOL, ok, I retract my app Too much paper work

 

[kotori]

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?
I'd probably ask what would you like, but only have tea, coffee, tap-water, skim milk and box-fruit-drink-stuff to choose from--wait, here's one last can of Guinness stout.

2. Who is my favorite poet?
Your favorite? I don't know--better hit that "seach" button.

3. Why do you think I like ducks?
Inside joke I think.

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?
I'd most like offer to shake your hand.

5. Do you like dessert?
Yes, but does it like me?

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?
I think the duck had better--it's just polite.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.
My cube image is an orangy-red, and balanced on one corner, so it appears as two pryamids, mirrored about a plane parallel with the ground; through the center, a cylinder has been removed. The edges are about 15' long. I forget who the artist is, but you've seen it; it's in New York.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?
I had (once) a '76 Kawasaki 550, 3-cyl., 2-stroke. It was bad.

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?
I'm orally fixated.

10. Can you sing?
You bet. Well? That's for others to decide, but I really sing all the time, some people find it very annoying.

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?
Way embarassed--I'd be every shade of red.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?
I've read all the posts above, but I can't spell for anything, so I'll just have to take your word for it.

13. Am I superstitious?
Don't know--back to the "search" button.

 

[tn_8tiv]

for those that are eligible, and those who think think they should be.

1. If I asked you for something to drink, what would you give me?

Liquid Passion

2. Who is my favorite poet?

A cross between Shakespeare and Perky. I like Perky better myself.



3. Why do you think I like ducks?

Because they have a perky ass!

4. The first time you had the opportunity to touch me, where would you?

I would gently caress your cheeks with a light touch of my finger-tips while I gazed deeply into your eyes so I could reach into your soul.

5. Do you like dessert?

Are you going to be my dessert? Can I lick you like an ice-cream cone?

6. Which comes first, the duck or the egg?

The duck. Everyone knows you can't get an egg without the female. Drake doesn't matter.

7. Imagine a cube in your mind, now describe it to me.

The cube is a polyhedron having six sides all equal in length and width. If it is composed of water and the temperature is below 0 degrees Celcius, then it is ice which has a great use in performing certain sexual acts.

8. Do you own a motorcycle?

As a matter of fact, yes.

9. What is your favorite thing to do sexually?

Oh, feel a woman respond to the touch of my tongue on her clit. Feel her reach a mind-boggling orgasm, flooding my mouth with those sweet juices.

10. Can you sing?

Perhaps. How I know is a secret.

11. If I were to send a stripping gorilla to your job would you laugh or be embarrassed?

ROFLMA. It would fit right in with the rest of Management.

12. I've misspelled a word in this list of questions, what was it?

No spelling errors. You did put "think" twice in the post. If you meant a dry, arid place and not the after entree course.

13. Am I superstitious?

Yes. That's why you posted 13 questions. (13 is lucky isn't it).

What, no essay to go with the questionaire?

 

[BigDawg69]

This just in, based on insider information, the dawg and mistress of the rain are not favored 2:1 ove the other competitors for the gold in pairs perky fucking. There are unconfirmed of under the skirt tongue wagging that could be swaying the judge's decision. There is even unreliable sources reporting that dawg's answers will score a perfect 10.


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[tn_8tiv]

This just in, based on insider information, the dawg and mistress of the rain are not favored 2:1 ove the other competitors for the gold in pairs perky fucking. There are unconfirmed of under the skirt tongue wagging that could be swaying the judge's decision. There is even unreliable sources reporting that dawg's answers will score a perfect 10.


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Unfair judging! Appeal, appeal