Apples or Oranges

[Calamity Jane]

Which do you prefer?

The crispy, sweet tartness of an apple... the blush that takes over their skin as the sun touches them in late fall... their hardiness and willingness to grow almost anywhere...

Or oranges... those snobby fruits that grow only where it's warm and sunny, who wilt at the slightest touch of frost... juicy and succulent, but fragile...

Which are you? Which do you prefer?

Hey, you asked for it, and it's better than trolls!


*edited for spelling*

 

[estevie]

I'm an apple gal myself! I rarely eat an orange or anything that tastes like an orange.

 

[lobito]

I like them both, BUT, I prefer oranges, because of the whole sweet and juicy thing they have going on. NOT elaborating any more than that, you pervs.

Lo

 

[Wiggles]

I'd like to be an orange (if one of the two) and oranges are also my favorite.

Apples are just yucky, except when dipped in fruit dip........... Yummy.

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO

 

[J.B.]

Orange!

I'm sweet & juicy... & I don't crunch when you bite in to me....

 

[Dhalgren]

Ah…what does a girl have to do to show she was just being a sarcastic wench?
~smiles~


I’m partial to the whole peel thing..
A bit textured and can definitely withstand few falls without sustaining any real damage..

Removing it’s outer layer, you release a delicious sweet scent that permeates the entire room for hours.

Don’t try to rhyme it.



I secretly wish oranges were purple..though.

 

[Tim1]

Fruit ?

I still think you can't beat a great pair
























I mean pear......

 

[J.B.]

I'm sure you did Tim....

 

[claude_moveml]

Apples, unless you count satsumas as oranges, in which case oranges. I just can't be arsed with all the trouble it takes to open a damned orange. At least satsumas are easy to peel and have bitesize segments. And are seedless