Anything New Under the Sun

[Expertise]

I was sitting here daydreaming (mental vacations are great at work) wondering if there was anything new "under the sun" sexually.

I am sure that teams of scientists are tirelessly working round the clock in secret underground labs on this very thing. BUT I AM NOT HEARING ABOUT IT!

So I put it out to you guys. Anything new, especially in the area of acts or technique?

 

[Ted]

Hey, Im not the only one daydreaming at work! I cant say that Ive heard any new breakthrough, but I did read yesterday about some sort of drug, that when taken, causes an orgasam when you yawn!! It only happens to about 5% of the people, but what a lucky 5%! I dont remember the name of the drug, but I can find it again....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm fairly sure the pill PREVENTS spontaneous orgasm. If you had a pill that GAVE orgasms nothing would ever get done again.

 

[CreamyLady]

Does there need to be anything new? There's a heckuva lot of variety as it is!

 

[Ted]

True CreamyLady.....so many ways, so little time.

The name of the drug is clomipramine (?) whatever that is.

 

[Ambrosious]

The Italians are working on a 24 hour version of Viagra. What am I going to do with a 24 hour hard on? Scare children and little chihuahuas.

 

[April]

LMFAO!!! That is SO funny!

 

[CreamyLady]

Wait -- there's a condition that produces spontaneous orgasms, and a pill to prevent them? What kind of a messed up world do we live in?

 

[Ted]

HA HA HA HA!! Right on!! Please, scare off that dam Taco eating chihuahaua first.

 

[Enigma777]

If that pill really works...

And yawns are contagious...

Oh, the fun you could have in church on Sunday mornings if you spike the wine!!!!

 

[Wizard]

Hey Ambrosious, now that a new meaning to "whats up man?"
I did the little blue pills myself just to have so fun and boy they work and last too.