Anyone writing story for Christmas? Incest mom son story?

A dirty Christmas story is Santa and whoever doing whatever. Or while Santa is away Mrs. Santa gets a visitor or has the elfs in for special present. Fisting turkeys is kinky enough!
 
:D

by lovecraft68 ©

lovecraft68, the wannabe mthrfvckr. :D

What a loser, I mean, hey....

The thing about these stories is I have no kink whatsoever for mom/son, but they're popular and easy to write. I tend to be more of a fan of brother/sister.

I get these e-mails all the time "How do I seduce my mother?" My reply is usually "You don't, these are stories." I think they feel like I told them there is no Santa.
 
This amuses me because I suspect that the OP and the young lad who posted this other thread are the same person. (writing style, similar usernames, similar age groups etc.)
The thread started nicely with all the writers and forum regulars bending themselves to help him, until… this:
Yes, perfectly clear, and quite gentlemanly of you, young man.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1223922&page=2
(see only the last page)

Hillarious!
 
This amuses me because I suspect that the OP and the young lad who posted this other thread are the same person. (writing style, similar usernames, similar age groups etc.)
The thread started nicely with all the writers and forum regulars bending themselves to help him, until… this:


http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1223922&page=2
(see only the last page)

Hillarious!

Oh, jeez I remember that thread, poor Sean Renaud :D
 
friendsmom; His mom … has a nice pair of breasts. Not fatty. But has a wide ass which reflects that she got frequent fuck from her husband… .[QUOTE said:
Omg I just remembered!
This one was funny too.
 
A dirty Christmas story is Santa and whoever doing whatever. Or while Santa is away Mrs. Santa gets a visitor or has the elfs in for special present. Fisting turkeys is kinky enough![/QUOTE]



Great...thanks for that...now while I'm stuffing the turkey I'm going to think of this post and crack up..cripes
 
Fairly incoherent, personally insulting to someone and racist. A grand slam there.

Thx. That's one of Queri's alts. He's actually a BDSM regular (a submissive).
But whenever he posts in the GB, he tries to reverse roles by 'psychoanalysing' or 'directly insulting' people.
Which is not working, cause you can't make a horse out of a donkey.

He has many alts floating around this forum. Just do what most posters do: ignore him.

EDIT.
And he can say that I'm islameze or 300 pounds as far as I care. I'm not here to get laid, so why would I care about what people think I look like? So irrelevant.
 
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