Anyone with a pulse

[KeltAssassin]

Hey lit mates, are you tired of all the dick pics from old men who just don't measure up? Who have let themselves go? Men who would do anything for some flirt and fuck? Look no farther... because I am their king rofl....I'm just kidding, on the contrary, I'm young, and I keep in shape and I'm not afraid to flaunt what I have...everyone claims that they are the man that stands out from the pack. Vying for a woman, any woman's ministrations.its SAD. But after all. If there ever was a place to do just that...it would be a erotica site lol I have standards and my inkling is that there are a lot of women on here that do too, lit lurkers who are unimpressed with what cums(yes I did it) through the lit pipeline. are you that enigma? If your a woman who is picking up what I'm throwing down. PM me and lets chat, see where we go from there. -Kelt

*damn if that isn't a compelling post, I don't know what is. Rofl*

 

[SquishyBits]

I am loving the cheeky humor in this post.

 

[KeltAssassin]

*insert title here*

I know right. Who doesn't love cheeky humor.

 

[KeltAssassin]

Careless

Bump!

 

[KeltAssassin]

Everybody in da club is

Bumpin bumpin lol

 

[KeltAssassin]

Not the mumps but the....

Bumps

 

[RacyWilde]

Hey lit mates, are you tired of all the dick pics from old men who just don't measure up?

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I like what cums.

From experience on Lit, men who don’t show dic pics or sext with me on the first encounter usually have something to hide - some kind of inadequacy or secret that they will spring on me at a later stage. They think it is ‘respectful' not to sext but really it is just a first stance of a self-important moral judgement. I usually find that it is the super-straight monogamists that do this, the ones that are looking for a life partner and have made a glass slipper that no one will ever fit. A designer relationship sucks all the fun out of love.

The best relationships I’ve had on here are the ones I have fallen into, the ones where we just intended on having fun playing dirty but then we magically realise the substance behind our merriment. There is nothing more sexy than a man who doesn’t need a woman to complete him. But it is even sexier when he realises he does.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

Hey lit mates, are you tired of all the dick pics from old men who just don't measure up? Who have let themselves go? Men who would do anything for some flirt and fuck? Look no farther... because I am their king rofl....I'm just kidding, on the contrary, I'm young, and I keep in shape and I'm not afraid to flaunt what I have...everyone claims that they are the man that stands out from the pack. Vying for a woman, any woman's ministrations.its SAD. But after all. If there ever was a place to do just that...it would be a erotica site lol I have standards and my inkling is that there are a lot of women on here that do too, lit lurkers who are unimpressed with what cums(yes I did it) through the lit pipeline. are you that enigma? If your a woman who is picking up what I'm throwing down. PM me and lets chat, see where we go from there. -Kelt

*damn if that isn't a compelling post, I don't know what is. Rofl*

I would love to see what you have. Kisses Honey

 

[KeltAssassin]

Tsk tsk

 

[British Filth]

really it is just a first stance of a self-important moral judgement. I usually find that it is the super-straight monogamists that do this, the ones that are looking for a life partner and have made a glass slipper that no one will ever fit.

That's quite the leap of logic!

 

[RacyWilde]

That's quite the leap of logic!

No, it's not logical, it's just personal experience.

 

[KeltAssassin]

Maybe a designer relationship prevents mistakes? -Devil's advocate

 

[British Filth]

No, it's not logical, it's just personal experience.

There's no arguing against that. Mine is quite the opposite.

 

[KeltAssassin]

Cmon lads don't let Racy pressure you into sending dick pics, "do the chivalrous thing and practice chastity" because there should be no daylight between being flooded with dick pics and being "selective" or having a "type". Eye roll please.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*quietly checks pulse*


Nope..
Don't qualify.

 

[SassySheDevil]

*

I like what cums.

From experience on Lit, men who don’t show dic pics or sext with me on the first encounter usually have something to hide - some kind of inadequacy or secret that they will spring on me at a later stage. They think it is ‘respectful' not to sext but really it is just a first stance of a self-important moral judgement. I usually find that it is the super-straight monogamists that do this, the ones that are looking for a life partner and have made a glass slipper that no one will ever fit. A designer relationship sucks all the fun out of love.

The best relationships I’ve had on here are the ones I have fallen into, the ones where we just intended on having fun playing dirty but then we magically realise the substance behind our merriment. There is nothing more sexy than a man who doesn’t need a woman to complete him. But it is even sexier when he realises he does.

All I can say is that I am just speechless.

 

[SquishyBits]

Well this has taken an interesting turn.

 

[KeltAssassin]

Lol

That makes three of us.

 

[SquishyBits]

Just poppin in to see if there is any drama. No? Cool. Cool.

 

[KeltAssassin]

All is well on the western front.

Squishy quit looking for drama lol and rain you are correct

 

[SquishyBits]

At least I'm not starting the drama. I just like to watch it. Is drama-voyeur a fetish? I kinda think it should be.

 

[RacyWilde]

Maybe a designer relationship prevents mistakes? -Devil's advocate

Logical fallacy all the way baby.

There's no arguing against that. Mine is quite the opposite.

Coz you're a dude...lol. And I'm very different from most girls–I think differently, I act differently, I talk differently... I'm the anomaly (that most girls hate)–hence I wrote from my experience. I luv dick pics straight up! All views are important in the fabric.

Cmon lads don't let Racy pressure you into sending dick pics, "do the chivalrous thing and practice chastity" because there should be no daylight between being flooded with dick pics and being "selective" or having a "type". Eye roll please.

Ah... a dude who is not afraid of his own sexuality but likes to villainize women who aren't afraid of theirs...

And, I have no clue what you are trying to say after the first comma. Who are you quoting? And, 'daylight'? I don't think it means what you think it means...lol.

 

[SquishyBits]

Coz you're a dude...lol. And I'm very different from most girls–I think differently, I act differently, I talk differently... I'm the anomaly (that most girls hate)–hence I wrote from my experience. I luv dick pics straight up! All views are important in the fabric.

This implies that other girls think and act the same. You may be different than the women you are surrounded by but that has more to do with your location or who you socialize with than it does gender. Just adding my bit to the fabric.

 

[RacyWilde]

This implies that other girls think and act the same. You may be different than the women you are surrounded by but that has more to do with your location or who you socialize with than it does gender. Just adding my bit to the fabric.

Er... no. I'm not implying that. I'm just saying I'm different from most girls. No way does that mean that other girls are the same...lol. It just means none of them are like me.

 

[British Filth]

Logical fallacy all the way baby.
Coz you're a dude...lol.

That's not why my experience is different. I suspect you incite the kind of responses you receive.