Anyone want to Watch me Cum?

[Guy_in_Panties_UK]

Really horny but hate to cum alone anyone want to watch me cum PM me or add guyinpanties at outlook.com on skype

 

[Iceprincess12]

Really horny but hate to cum alone anyone want to watch me cum PM me or add guyinpanties at outlook.com on skype

Think I'm too late .

Could I watch after the panties are off? Men in women's clothes isn't my thing.

 

[LinusRules]

Think I'm too late .

Could I watch after the panties are off? Men in women's clothes isn't my thing.

If you can't catch the replay I'm sure he will reprise the role. The alternative is to wait for your PM box to fill with the offers from other guys thinking they have a "live one."

 

[Iceprincess12]

If you can't catch the replay I'm sure he will reprise the role. The alternative is to wait for your PM box to fill with the offers from other guys thinking they have a "live one."

Most know better, but I did get an offer!

One day I'll do it (again) and people will cry because there really was a wolf...

 

[LinusRules]

Most know better, but I did get an offer!

One day I'll do it (again) and people will cry because there really was a wolf...

Aw, that's sweet that the guys on Lit want to make sure your wishes are fulfilled. I'm sure many will offer you Scooby snacks and to rub your tummy after they're done.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Aw, that's sweet that the guys on Lit want to make sure your wishes are fulfilled. I'm sure many will offer you Scooby snacks and to rub your tummy after they're done.

Are you trying to turn me off??? A sincere thank you with very little lingering works best.

He does have a British accent and wears a suit...what if he really does want to chat

 

[LinusRules]

Are you trying to turn me off??? A sincere thank you with very little lingering works best.

He does have a British accent and wears a suit...what if he really does want to chat

Uh...thank you?
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[Iceprincess12]

Uh...thank you?
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I meant after the deed is done!!

He looks clingy.

 

[LinusRules]

I meant after the deed is done!!

He looks clingy.

Maybe he's just scared and could use a hug. A long, tight hug as you sing me,...him a lullaby.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Maybe he's just scared and could use a hug. A long, tight hug as you sing me,...him a lullaby.

I can't sing or dance. I can cook, bake, fetch your slippers and roll over on command-I know, totally useless

 

[LinusRules]

I can't sing or dance. I can cook, bake, fetch your slippers and roll over on command-I know, totally useless

If you could make coffee (and deliver a cup), I could work with you.

 

[Iceprincess12]

If you could make coffee (and deliver a cup), I could work with you.

I don't like coffee and I really don't know how to make it. I have a Keurig and put a lot of sugar and creamer in the flavored coffee so it barely tastes like anything. If it's too bitter I usually pour it out

I can make tea!

 

[LinusRules]

I don't like coffee and I really don't know how to make it. I have a Keurig and put a lot of sugar and creamer in the flavored coffee so it barely tastes like anything. If it's too bitter I usually pour it out

I can make tea!

So when you say cook, do you mean defrost something or like make braised short ribs? Throw me one of your bones cause I'm about to break out the BB gun.

 

[Iceprincess12]

So when you say cook, do you mean defrost something or like make braised short ribs? Throw me one of your bones cause I'm about to break out the BB gun.

Since when is defrosting cooking? I have made ravioli from scratch, including the pasta-really easy. I used to make my own soaghetti sauce but Classico or Newmans is good enough. I can make pizza dough, Korean food, american food. I don't cook other Asian foods, so I don't know how to make Chinese or Thai.

I have made 3 soufflés, none have fallen. I make caramel from scratch for halloween caramel apples. White sugar and cream.

Hmmm, what else? I made shrimp fettucine alfredo last night, but that is really easy. Good or should I get ready to duck?

 

[LinusRules]

Since when is defrosting cooking? I have made ravioli from scratch, including the pasta-really easy. I used to make my own soaghetti sauce but Classico or Newmans is good enough. I can make pizza dough, Korean food, american food. I don't cook other Asian foods, so I don't know how to make Chinese or Thai.

I have made 3 soufflés, none have fallen. I make caramel from scratch for halloween caramel apples. White sugar and cream.

Hmmm, what else? I made shrimp fettucine alfredo last night, but that is really easy. Good or should I get ready to duck?

I actually might rub your tummy now (at the risk of being clingy). Maybe I'll just shoot you a couple of times just to keep things platonic.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I actually might rub your tummy now (at the risk of being clingy). Maybe I'll just shoot you a couple of times just to keep things platonic.

That would certainly be a unique combination and would make a great story too.

You could say that you bagged big foot!!

 

[cumon69]

would you like to watch me on Skype or yahoo

 

[LinusRules]

That would certainly be a unique combination and would make a great story too.

You could say that you bagged big foot!!

I'd have to drag you out into the living room for proof. That means you'll need to make dinner first. How long can you hold your breath? Need to always be prepared should someone put a mirror under your nose.

 

[Iceprincess12]

would you like to watch me on Skype or yahoo

No thank you. I appreciate the offer, but I am just being a bit trollish

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd have to drag you out into the living room for proof. That means you'll need to make dinner first. How long can you hold your breath? Need to always be prepared should someone put a mirror under your nose.

I can't hold it very long. Be careful when you put me down. I don't want to break a hip!

 

[LinusRules]

I can't hold it very long. Be careful when you put me down. I don't want to break a hip!

I just figured I'd drag you from the bedroom. If one hip is worse than the other I'll make sure to pull from the other leg. I'll get rid of the rugs so you slide on the hardwood floors. Do you get sweaty back hair? If so, wear a shirt.

 

[LinusRules]

No thank you. I appreciate the offer, but I am just being a bit trollish

Hmm, I pictured you to be more Sasquatchish. I guess one should never judge by ones looks.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hmm, I pictured you to be more Sasquatchish. I guess one should never judge by ones looks.

Big foot and sasquatch are the same. I would throw Yeti in there as well, unless it's the northern ones with white fur.

I have dreams of an avatar that shows me as a young maiden, dancing lightly while I wait for a daddydom to take me away. The reality is much harsher. Grown children, grandchildren and liver spots galore that I giggle and call freckles. I fool the new ones easily, especially if they are british. I just pm them, offer to kik and they never know they just made big foot the happiest gramma on earth.

 

[LinusRules]

Big foot and sasquatch are the same. I would throw Yeti in there as well, unless it's the northern ones with white fur.

I have dreams of an avatar that shows me as a young maiden, dancing lightly while I wait for a daddydom to take me away. The reality is much harsher. Grown children, grandchildren and liver spots galore that I giggle and call freckles. I fool the new ones easily, especially if they are british. I just pm them, offer to kik and they never know they just made big foot the happiest gramma on earth.

But Bigfoot is not a troll (less your activity on these threads)

 

[Iceprincess12]

But Bigfoot is not a troll (less your activity on these threads)

Pssh, big foot is queen of the troll and catfishing. No one loves month old tuna.