Anyone want to take me out?

[EctoJohn]

I have nothing to offer any lady, but I could really use something in reality.
Any female works for me.
Just be single.

This is probably a terrible personal ad and a bit desperate, but I need some fun.
PM me if you have an interest in me and would kidnap me for a day or more.

 

[EctoJohn]

I guess this is too pathetic after all.
Pathetic bump.

 

[MissCreamy]

You're too far away. But if I'm ever in new jersey maybe we could catch a show or a flick?

And there's nothing pathetic about being honest.

 

[cliteatingman]

The lead characterin Grosse Pointe Blank will be happy to take you out...