Anyone wanna

[T.H. Oughts]

make me wriggle in my chair????????

 

[AusTess]

Is this like,throwing a switch like the electric chair?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Is this like,throwing a switch like the electric chair?

Uummm let me think about this, such a hard question so late at night......

NO !!!!!!!!

lol

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

I do I do....... Let's see where is that pick of Mr. Happy and his two bald buddies.
Did you know I can lick my eyebrows?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmm

I do I do....... Let's see where is that pick of Mr. Happy and his two bald buddies.
Did you know I can lick my eyebrows?

I have that pic already. Now as for this licking your eyebrows thing..... what else are you good at lickin?????

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmm

I do I do....... Let's see where is that pick of Mr. Happy and his two bald buddies.
Did you know I can lick my eyebrows?

Morning thumbs.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Hmmmmmmmmmm

Morning thumbs.

Naughty me woke him up. hehehe

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

Well lets turn you upside down and see what else I can lick.
We could also enjoy and long slow deep wet kiss and a long hard balls slapping up against the ass fucking?
Geez..did I say that out loud?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: lol

Well lets turn you upside down and see what else I can lick.
We could also enjoy and long slow deep wet kiss and a long hard balls slapping up against the ass fucking?
Geez..did I say that out loud?

What again today????? You are good doing things out loud.

So how long am I staying upside down, I don't want to faint from the lack of blood to the brain.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

Morning Kiwiwolf.
Congrats on that collection you have going by the way.

 

[Jimi]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmmmmmmmmm

Naughty me woke him up. hehehe

JAYZUS! Is this a Porn Board or something? And here I t.h.ought it was a forum for TransPacific Commonwealth Cultural Exchange...

signed - RandyCanuck, Mk. II

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Re: Re: lol

What again today????? You are good doing things out loud.

So how long am I staying upside down, I don't want to faint from the lack of blood to the brain.

We won't leave you upside down too long love.
We would get to the second part of that pretty quick I think.
Yea I can verbalize pretty good. chuckle.
I wonder how many positions we could get in over an evening.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

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signed - RandyCanuck, Mk. II

So what are you doing at a porn board at 4am your time?????????

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmmmmmmmmm

JAYZUS! Is this a Porn Board or something? And here I t.h.ought it was a forum for TransPacific Commonwealth Cultural Exchange...

signed - RandyCanuck, Mk. II

LOL.. another horny canuck eh.. howdy Jimi

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: lol

I wonder how many positions we could get in over an evening.

Depends how many postions you want you mind and body blown away....

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

I think I would have my mind and body blown away but I am willing to take that chance.
Remember I am an old fart but in pretty good shape so I can give you a run for your money.
Lets start with this one..... move your leg over there.. yea and my leg goes here.. thats right... now move your other leg back over there......... yup.... now reach forward ....... ok..
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: lol

I think I would have my mind and body blown away but I am willing to take that chance.
Remember I am an old fart but in pretty good shape so I can give you a run for your money.
Lets start with this one..... move your leg over there.. yea and my leg goes here.. thats right... now move your other leg back over there......... yup.... now reach forward ....... ok..
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Less of the "old fart" stuff baby..... i know what you are capable of....

So what do I get if I reach forward??????

 

[thumbs2_ca]

he he he

Probably my chiropractic bill.....lol
Hang.. on I know.. I will hook up these straps to the ceiling fan and you hop up in there. Yea thats the ticket... now I will just lay underneath here and turn on the ceiling fan...............
Oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: he he he

Probably my chiropractic bill.....lol
Hang.. on I know.. I will hook up these straps to the ceiling fan and you hop up in there. Yea thats the ticket... now I will just lay underneath here and turn on the ceiling fan...............
Oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Holy crap it's Batgirl!!!!!!

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

too funny. That reminds me of a story where a guy heard a woman calling for help in a motel.
He got the door open and there was a woman tied to the bed and a guy knocked out on the floor.
He was in a batman uniform and tried diving from the dresser to the bed and knocked himself out on the ceiling fan.
One of lifes most embarassing moments.. lol

 

[thumbs2_ca]

now where were we

The old mind wanders ya know...
Perhaps we will get back to basics. (grabs kamasutra book)
Here is a good one. You lean up against the wall and wrap your legs around me.
Oh yea...... now we got it....... whooooooo whoooooooo

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: now where were we

You lean up against the wall and wrap your legs around me.
Oh yea...... now we got it....... whooooooo whoooooooo

Mmmmmmm what that pressing on my stomach?????

 

[thumbs2_ca]

damn

Pressing on your stomach?
Ok Ok.. hang on..... put it in there.. damn I knew I forgot something.. where is that book again... ahhhhhhh
Ok.. now hang on to my shoulders you are in for a ride.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: damn

where is that book again... ahhhhhhh
Ok.. now hang on to my shoulders you are in for a ride.

I'm standing on the book, I'm only thinking of you darlin, don't wanna make you knees jelly just yet.....

 

[thumbs2_ca]

ok

Step off the book and wrap your legs around me.
Hmmmmmmm ok ok.. I can do this.
Now seeing as it is 4:30 in the morning no one is up here so I will go for a run around the yard.
Hold on........Yee Haw.....
Oh Oh.. look out for those shoes left by the door Thumbs..
Ooowwwwwwwwwwww