Anyone seen VeryNastyMaster?

burnham15

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If anyone has talked to VeryNastyMaster in the past 10 days, I would very much like to hear. He has vanished and I am terribly worried.

VeryWorriedAboutVeryNastyMaster
 
He's in my basement, wearing a flesh-colored worm costume and tied to a pipe with his leash. He's not so nasty anymore.
 
BoobsNBrains said:
He's in my basement, wearing a flesh-colored worm costume and tied to a pipe with his leash. He's not so nasty anymore.

Let's dismember him. I'm in the mood...
 
burnham15 said:
If anyone has talked to VeryNastyMaster in the past 10 days, I would very much like to hear. He has vanished and I am terribly worried.

VeryWorriedAboutVeryNastyMaster
I fed him to Gwar. They weren't fond of the aftertaste.
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
You've been mentioning Gwar a lot lately.
hysterical band. You should see their stageshow. Whats new Funk?
 
You are all fucking assholes

I knew I took a chance posting a serious message here, but I did not expect such insensitive replies by a bunch of fucking assholes who are only concerned about amusing and titillating each other and do not give a flying fuck about anyone else--here in cyberland or anywhere I imagine.

Thanks assholes. That made me feel a lot better. Go have fun fucking your own and each other's egos.
 
Um...well, I'm Nasty & I could be someone's Master.
 
burnham15 said:
If anyone has talked to VeryNastyMaster in the past 10 days, I would very much like to hear. He has vanished and I am terribly worried.

VeryWorriedAboutVeryNastyMaster
This was funny. And then this happened...

I knew I took a chance posting a serious message here, but I did not expect such insensitive replies by a bunch of fucking assholes who are only concerned about amusing and titillating each other and do not give a flying fuck about anyone else--here in cyberland or anywhere I imagine.

Thanks assholes. That made me feel a lot better. Go have fun fucking your own and each other's egos.
This is knee slap worthy.
 
burnham15 said:
I knew I took a chance posting a serious message here, but I did not expect such insensitive replies by a bunch of fucking assholes who are only concerned about amusing and titillating each other and do not give a flying fuck about anyone else--here in cyberland or anywhere I imagine.

Thanks assholes. That made me feel a lot better. Go have fun fucking your own and each other's egos.


Wow yea..please let me start by appologizing for the insensitve comments of BnB and Image. They are by no means a representative of what us on the General Board are truely like. Secondly let me say that no I have not encountered this master character (who we will now refer to as masterdude). However if I do, I will be sure to contact you forthwith.

Third let me suggest that you continue posting here in your search for masterdude. I'm sure one of the other watchful and helpful General Board posters will be willing to help.

God speed in your search for masterdude. God I pray for his safe return.

In fact lets pray now. Lord hear our prayer! You wayward son Masterdude is lost amoung the degenerates of this porn board. Guide us in our search for him! I beg you for your assistance!

If you have read this far you are really stupid or bored.
 
illmatic_Kyle said:
Wow yea..please let me start by appologizing for the insensitve comments of BnB and Image. They are by no means a representative of what us on the General Board are truely like. Secondly let me say that no I have not encountered this master character (who we will now refer to as masterdude). However if I do, I will be sure to contact you forthwith.

Third let me suggest that you continue posting here in your search for masterdude. I'm sure one of the other watchful and helpful General Board posters will be willing to help.

God speed in your search for masterdude. God I pray for his safe return.

In fact lets pray now. Lord hear our prayer! You wayward son Masterdude is lost amoung the degenerates of this porn board. Guide us in our search for him! I beg you for your assistance!

If you have read this far you are really stupid or bored.


You're a fucking asshole, Kyle.

Course, we all are...
 
BnB and Image are like Thelma and Louise. They probably have your dude and are feeding him Triscuits and soy milk.
 
illmatic_Kyle said:
Wow yea..please let me start by appologizing for the insensitve comments of BnB and Image. They are by no means a representative of what us on the General Board are truely like. Secondly let me say that no I have not encountered this master character (who we will now refer to as masterdude). However if I do, I will be sure to contact you forthwith.

Third let me suggest that you continue posting here in your search for masterdude. I'm sure one of the other watchful and helpful General Board posters will be willing to help.

God speed in your search for masterdude. God I pray for his safe return.

In fact lets pray now. Lord hear our prayer! You wayward son Masterdude is lost amoung the degenerates of this porn board. Guide us in our search for him! I beg you for your assistance!

If you have read this far you are really stupid or bored.


i'm just a fan of your posts.

burnham what's your name, it probably isn't, you know, a good idea to post asking where masterdude is in a place where...uh, he's never been, and where no one knows who he is.

kinda like posting a "missing persons" for your mother in the middle of africa (unless, of course you live in africa) and then expecting the natives not to point and laugh and alternately stab you with sharp sticks, y'know?
 
So? Who's up for some titillation?

And I have message from Masterdude... He says he's enjoying the Triscuits and would like us to file a restraining order on your stalking ass!
 
God, you people are mean.

I've seen him. He's blowing you off, honey. Sorry about that.
 
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