Anyone really gotten sex here?

[SCHippie]

I've seen lots of ads requesting different sexual acts from all sorts of people in all sorts of places, but I'm curious if it ever actually happens. I'm sure that the requests for e-mail or phone exchange have happened, but how often do folks get actual sex from a post here.

I think the board would love to read about some sucess stories...

 

[JackDaniels4Me]

I've seen lots of ads requesting different sexual acts from all sorts of people in all sorts of places, but I'm curious if it ever actually happens. I'm sure that the requests for e-mail or phone exchange have happened, but how often do folks get actual sex from a post here.

I think the board would love to read about some sucess stories...

Only with the hand and a really great imagination.

 

[dragonhearted]

well I'll tell you what! if I get responses...someone will be gettin it Friday or Saturday night....or Thursday next week


who says ya can't get laid from here?

 

[HornyGirlBBW]

i've met up with a few ppl from the merry world of Lit

 

[NYVI16]

Can't say that I have. Then again, that's not exactly what I'm looking for on my personal ad but I wouldn't turn it away either.

Ryan

 

[Jaybird3]

I have and continue to do so...

Waves hello at the neighbor in Pennsylvania.

 

[Jaded1]

So far it has been all verbal.... Yep, all talk....

Jaded1, CT

 

[cg_allstar]

Based on the PMs I've gotten from males that mistakenly believe I'm a female. There are a bunch of guys that aren't getting sex here, nor anywhere else for that matter, judging by their pick-up lines and techniques.

 

[Jenny _S]

Ok... Look...
I've been around Lit for a while. I played the Personals board, the GB, the How To... and so on. I've only learned one thing.

If you want to get laid, there are two major errors that most guys make and ultimately end up with Harriet Palm and her five sisters:

1) Do not PM anyone with some bullshit about what a great fuck you are or how big your cock is or how long your tongue is. That's Bull Shit. You know it. I know it. If it were true you wouldn't be PMing. You'd be getting laid already.

2) Secondly, Lit is just like every over place on earth. Would you walk into your local pub and ask the first woman you see for bout of the Horizontal Mambo? If you did would it work? NO! So don't do it here, Bozo. Meet and get to know people on Lit. You are who you appear on screen. There are a lot of jerks on Lit and every other board. If Mr. Jerk trys to come on like Mr. Suave it won't work. Believe me.

The message boards are here to have fun with, meet people, have a good time and enjoy yourself. Getting laid is and should always be seen as a secondary outcome of the boards and never your primary concern.

My 2 cents.

 

[ottomatic28]

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[nighthorse]

I agree. The best way to get laid is to go out and meet people. This website mostly has people who want a little innocent online fun. You may hook up with someone through Lit, but your odds are much better if you turn off the computer, walk outside, and start from square one ("Hi, my name is..."). This strange form of interface is still the tried and true method for sexual activity with someone other than yourself!

The more you do it, the more potential partners you are likely to meet...which means you will greatly increase your odds of finding someone with similar sexual interests.

So play around here when you're alone and feeling randy, or poetic. Otherwise, turn off the computer and TV, get out there, and turn on the charm. It's not a quick fix, but you'll be glad you did.

And don't worry about rejection! Is it so devastating? Remember that humankind is but a blink of an eye in the billions of years of history of our Universe. So a woman (or man) rejecting you is of such miniscule consequence that it need not be the source of worry.

Guess I got a little cosmic on you - hope it helps.

Nighthorse

 

[nighthorse]

Actually, with that, I've decided to end unceremoniously my activity at this website. I've had a lot of fun posting, PM'ing, and reading what people have to say, but I feel like it is time to move on. It's been great, but I have to get back out there and get some pussy.

So take care and good luck to everyone. If anyone wants to send me an email, it is(in the "PROFILE" below)

 

[thegreenfairy]

I used to think that none of the things I read about really happened... until they did. To me. Maybe its easier because I'm female, but kinky fantasies really can come true!

 

[NYVI16]

"If you want to get laid, there are two major errors that most guys make and ultimately end up with Harriet Palm and her five sisters:

1) Do not PM anyone with some bullshit about what a great fuck you are or how big your cock is or how long your tongue is. That's Bull Shit. You know it. I know it. If it were true you wouldn't be PMing. You'd be getting laid already.

2) Secondly, Lit is just like every over place on earth. Would you walk into your local pub and ask the first woman you see for bout of the Horizontal Mambo? If you did would it work? NO! So don't do it here, Bozo. Meet and get to know people on Lit. You are who you appear on screen. There are a lot of jerks on Lit and every other board. If Mr. Jerk trys to come on like Mr. Suave it won't work. Believe me.

The message boards are here to have fun with, meet people, have a good time and enjoy yourself. Getting laid is and should always be seen as a secondary outcome of the boards and never your primary concern.

My 2 cents."

I completely agree, Jenny. There seem to be a lot of jerks on here but I guess that's to be expected. It is the internet after all. I try to be respectful and have actually only sent one PM to anyone. Take care everyone.

Ryan

<waves back at Jaybird> Howdy neighbor!

 

[Interval]

What I found works best is to be honest, be yourself, and don't be in a single-minded pursuit. Friends find friends, and lovers find lovers.

 

[original cindy]

I met a wonderful girl her on literotica. We talked a long time and when we did meet it was great. We still talk and see each other, but like others have said sex wasn't the first thing in mind. So keep looking.

 

[Void]

I actually met someone off of here and we ended up dating for a short period. I'm not sure if she comes on or not anymore but I will still at least respect her and not say anything wrong in a post.

 

[Jaybird3]

Void, goodness, that av is killing me here.

*wonders how far away Void really is*

 

[Void]

hehee, I'm about 30-45 min n-nw of chicago. I have more pics if you'de like

 

[dimTye]

I've been pondering this whole 'meeting people online' thing.

Here are my thoughts on the manner.

Quite alot of what people do is spur of the moment. 90% of the profiles you find are just frivilous things, done on dares, or when someone's horny, or drunk, or whatever. Most of them don't pay any attention to them.

That aside, look at the way most people act. Intimacy is a private thing for *many* people. Thanks to the internet's anonymous nature, people tend to be a lot more open with themselves than in real life. When they read something that is really out there, like prefered sexual practices, positions, whatever, many people are a bit put off.

What a few others have said is very good advice; quit posting all this junk about your prowess and whatnot. Just be yourself. All these requests for people and partners and whatnot just sound really desperate after the first 25 you read.

Be original. Don't just ask for HORNY BBWS IN NORTHEAST THAT LIEK TO FUK PLZ EMAIL ME. That gets old.

Just ask for people. Don't ask for ladies, or girls, or men, or boys, or anything.

Heck, you may not even want to ask. I'd suggest a new sub-board be set up; threads for different regions could be added, with people posting contact info, interests, etc. A genuine profile, and not some crude listings of prefered fetishes.

People need to realize that their words online are their face to the world. What you say has a great impact on what someone thinks of you.

 

[SCHippie]

I understand that there are 'rules' for engagement here, as well as other message boards and out in the "real world". I wasn't moaning about not being able to meet folks here (although that is a problem), I was just curious about tales from people that have had good/bad encounters from this message board.
Being that it is heavily slanted towards sex and the acts thereof, I don't think it's too great of an assumption that folks posting personals here would like to hook up for hook up's sake...myself included.
While I might not be lucky enough to do so, I'd love to hear of some 'success stories'.
Thanks for the advice on conduct, but I'd rather hear from some of the lucky folk here.

 

[Jaybird3]

Sc, it is just like meeting anyone, anywhere else. Really, it is a crap shoot as to what the other person is like.

Were they honest and gave you the real story on themselves, or did they lie and send you a picture of someone else?

It is all a matter of what you want.

I personally have met several people from here. Some are exactly what they said they were, others were not. I won't give you names, dates or places.

Just like anywhere else, you take a chance here.

Now where else did you want to know?

 

[bashfull]

I have to agree with Jaybird and the others. Like anywhere else, just being yourself will attract those who share similar interests. Honesty and truth are always better. Granted, meeting someone from Lit probably increases your sexual odds (notice I didn't say oddities--lol). At the very least, you usually don't have to fret over whether the other individual is sexually aware, but why not be completely honest from the beginning?

I can't understand why someone who is interested in actually meeting someone in person would lie. Can you imagine the scenario?

"Oh, when I told you I have washboard abs, I meant that my abs could slosh around a basin full of water enough to do your laundry. And the height...well, didn't I mention that was with boots, standing on a brick? As for the picture I sent, I must have accidently emailed you the one from some magazine. And I only exaggerated 2 inches on my penis size. But hey, now that we're here, wanna' f**k?" (still have a difficult time saying that word in a front of ladies in a public venue. Aren't I pathetic?~bash).

That's why I just go ahead and admit that I'm 4'6, weigh 428 lbs, bald, and only have a 3 inch penis.




Bash

P.S. Yes, I have had the fortune to have experienced incredible sex with someone from Lit.

 

[dragonhearted]

Bashful..love your sense of humor!

 

[bashfull]

Bashful..love your sense of humor!

Darlin', if you love my sense of humor, then you would be enraptured with my....











dance!




Bash