Anyone know of any good careers to get into?

[MaxSebastian]

Since my industry won't take me!

Any suggestion of something interesting to get into?

 

[Jesus]

Sell your possessions and give the money to the poor. Follow me.

 

[Mister Ryder]

Sorry to hear that Max.

Ever thought of being a toll booth operator?

 

[MaxSebastian]

Sell your possessions and give the money to the poor. Follow me.

Uh... hang on... I am poor. Where the heck are you going, anyways?

Ever thought of being a toll booth operator?

You know what, it's something I dream about. What kind of qualifications do need for a thing like that?

 

[kotori]

toll booth qualifications

my brother did this on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Qualifications are relatively simple.

Make Change.

Breath large amounts of noxious fumes.

Endure physical and verbal abuse.

Freeze. (Winter only)

Sweat. (Summer only)

Other than that, it's a piece of cake.

 

[Mister Ryder]

Another 'top job' in my book would be a school bus driver. Poor harrassed souls.

 

[thecat]

careers

The best career choice i made was to RETIRE

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

what are 5 things you love doing?
figute out what kind of carear you can do with those skillssomething that you like to do

 

[sch00lteacher]

What is your 'industry'? What CAN you do? What kind of education do you have. Can't make a comment with out some information.

 

[zantac666]

I know a bus driver she got permision to have a person ride wth her when she was having some trouble with jr. high kids.

She asked me to ride with her at the time i had long hair andabig bushy beard she said this my eyes and she had me stand up.

One kid sad what will you do we are underage and i said i will tie you up in a knot and i don't care if you are underage. He was quite all the way home.

I would not have hurt him but he thaought i would have.

 

[Lost Cause]

I suggest the same advice as previous replies. What do you like to do? Is your area depressed in the job market?
Solution: Do a "Grapes of Wrath" and move where there is more varieties of jobs. Buy a motorcycle, ride somewhere sunny, get a tan!
Sometimes starting with a clean slate is the best solution. Good luck! I'm unemployed too!

 

[zantac666]

lost cause

I suggest the same advice as previous replies. What do you like to do? Is your area depressed in the job market?
Solution: Do a "Grapes of Wrath" and move where there is more varieties of jobs. Buy a motorcycle, ride somewhere sunny, get a tan!
Sometimes starting with a clean slate is the best solution. Good luck! I'm unemployed too!

I don't think coming to wash. would be good now tha kmart is closing the one were i live is closing and three restraunts have or are about to.

I'm unemployed due to health.

 

[riff]

Well, like my father used to tell me, "Don't worry, son. If you can't do anything else, you can always teach."

So I teach. All I ever wanted to do was snort coke and fuck chicks, though.

 

[VanB]

How about being a lottery winner.

All you need is a little luck

 

[Draco]

The internet Porn Industry is always on the look-out for a few good "Hard" men..... NOW thats a career..not a job....

Just Kidding......

 

[freescorfr]

Mushroom growing in Zimbabwe has a future as tobacco consumption declines and land reform gathers pace. I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that.

 

[Southern37]

All I ever wanted to do was snort coke and fuck chicks, though.

Let me know when an opening come up...I was a professional back in the 80's!