as i get home from working out at the gym, i see my mom sunning herself out by the pool.
"hi, mom!"
"i just had a killer workout at the gym, I'm really sore."
--"would you like your mother to give you a good massage?"
"that sounds great. Let me take a quick shower and i'll be right there."
--"don't bother getting dressed after the shower, just wrap a towel around yourself. I'll go get the massage oils."
as i shower, i can't get the image of mom sunning herself in her tiny bikini out of my head. I hope I don't get a hard-on while she goves me a massage.