Lone_Shadow
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2001
- Posts
- 121
Hi,
I was just wondering if there are any women on this site that are near me....I am in binghamton NY........hello? any ladies? C'mon...it cold and dark here. Actually no wait....I don't want you to think I am trying for pitty sex.....unless it would actually work, if so let me know and I will beg.
No really what I am looking for is a nice lady who wants to be escorted out to dinner, maybe a movie, some drinks and possibly some dancing (depends on amount of drinking). I would be a perfect gentlemen: holding doors, pulling out chairs, helping put your coat on.............then we can go somewhere and fuck like pigs.....but only if you want to, we could fuck like any animal you want really, I watch alot of discovery channel so I am willing to look up and mimic the mating habits of almost the entire animal kingdom. Except for those eagles that plummet from the sky while courting....thats a bit much.
Not to say we have to have sex the first time we meet, I am more than willing to wait for the second date......maybe third. Also perfectly open to figuring out a way to have sex before the first date too, although that may be tricky.
Now I don't want to seem as desperate as I am but I do want to implore any woman in my area or willing to travel to binghamton that this is a golden oppurtunity. If there was a ever a really perverted, digusting, lustful, sinful act that you have always wanted to try now is the time to hit me up. I am quite vulnerable at the moment.......go ahead and write me something like
"I wanna _______your______in the back of a _______with a _______and then_______it all over your______until you can't breathe through your _______anymore_________ dandelions." and I will probably say "sure".
So.........no takers? Is it something I said? If you don't want your fake names associated with my thread you can PM me , I won't tell.
I was just wondering if there are any women on this site that are near me....I am in binghamton NY........hello? any ladies? C'mon...it cold and dark here. Actually no wait....I don't want you to think I am trying for pitty sex.....unless it would actually work, if so let me know and I will beg.
No really what I am looking for is a nice lady who wants to be escorted out to dinner, maybe a movie, some drinks and possibly some dancing (depends on amount of drinking). I would be a perfect gentlemen: holding doors, pulling out chairs, helping put your coat on.............then we can go somewhere and fuck like pigs.....but only if you want to, we could fuck like any animal you want really, I watch alot of discovery channel so I am willing to look up and mimic the mating habits of almost the entire animal kingdom. Except for those eagles that plummet from the sky while courting....thats a bit much.
Not to say we have to have sex the first time we meet, I am more than willing to wait for the second date......maybe third. Also perfectly open to figuring out a way to have sex before the first date too, although that may be tricky.
Now I don't want to seem as desperate as I am but I do want to implore any woman in my area or willing to travel to binghamton that this is a golden oppurtunity. If there was a ever a really perverted, digusting, lustful, sinful act that you have always wanted to try now is the time to hit me up. I am quite vulnerable at the moment.......go ahead and write me something like
"I wanna _______your______in the back of a _______with a _______and then_______it all over your______until you can't breathe through your _______anymore_________ dandelions." and I will probably say "sure".
So.........no takers? Is it something I said? If you don't want your fake names associated with my thread you can PM me , I won't tell.
