anyone hear that you shouldn't drink Coke after Sept. 25th?

[skitch]

Since i work at a convenience store, there are a number of people that I come into contact with. One guy came in the other day who works for security for a nearby casino here. His sister is in the FBI and brother is also in some type of security job. Apparently, the sister and brother were on their way to somewhere *wasn't really listening to that part of the story* and they saw a van that had a flat. They stopped and helped them change it and it just happened to have a family of newly converted Muslims in it. After they helped change the tire, the brother had noticed that the radiator was leaking and they put some water in it to make sure it didn't overheat. Thinking these two had just saved them alot of trouble the Muslim guy said something like, "I truly appreciate your helping us and noticing the radiator was leaking. Sinceyou helped us, let me help you....Don't drink any coke after Sept. 25th."

I dont' know how true the story is, i'm just relaying what the security officer told me....anyone else heard this?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

so is Dr. Pepper ok?

 

[deliciously_naughty]

new urban legend floating around the web...I've seen a bunch of versions of it. Some asshole trying to scare everyone and play on racial stereotypes.

Keep in mind the thing with these stories is that it always happenned to a friend, or a relative of a friend...textbook urban legend.


I also hear that if you drink coke and eat pop rocks at the same time your head will explode.

 

[lovetoread]

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/cocacola.htm

I love that site.

 

[Texan]

It's a conspiracy. I'm sure Pepsi is behind the whole thing.

 

[Guest]

 

[skitch]

don't shoot the messenger dammit!!


Joke of the hour:

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?


















a quarter pounder with cheese

 

[lovetoread]

Oh my gawd.

That was gross.

 

[Jessie]

I'm so going to consume as much coke as I can in public on Sept. 26.

 

[Marxist]

I'm so going to consume as much coke as I can in public on Sept. 26.

I'm going to try and consume an entire anorexic girl.





BTW--Belushi tried the coke thing. Didn't work.

 

[Laurel]

With cheese or without?

 

[Marxist]

With cheese or without?

Con queso. What, you take me for a gringo Negro?

 

[Lasher]

This is actually an old Urban Legend left over from last fall.

Jesus, get some new material.

 

[Jessie]

BTW--Belushi tried the coke thing. Didn't work.

Actually, Belushi was doing herion and speed.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/cocacola.htm

I love that site.

Me too! It sounds like this one's been recycled quite a few times.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

you mean I just called my broker with orders to sell all my stock in coke for nothing? well fuck me silly

 

[binkley]

so is Dr. Pepper ok?

Dr. Pepper is always ok. The prune juice destroys any harmful stubstances, leaving behind pure, delicious, Texaness.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Dr. Pepper is always ok. The prune juice destroys any harmful stubstances, leaving behind pure, delicious, Texaness.

Texaness?? is that a real word or ya'll arrogant fuckers from the lone star state allowed to create words like this?

 

[binkley]

Texaness?? is that a real word or ya'll arrogant fuckers from the lone star state allowed to create words like this?

Personally, I'd just accept an arrogant fuck right now and smile about the whole thing.

(Oh, and I was arrogant too when I lived in Bahst'n).

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Personally, I'd just accept an arrogant fuck right now and smile about the whole thing.

(Oh, and I was arrogant too when I lived in Bahst'n).

I am not from Bahst'n...only wished I was at times, but that has nothing to do with this brilliant masterpiece of Americana crapola.

hey did you here that if you forward your email to the Christian Coalition, they will donate a nickle to your favorite charity?

 

[binkley]

hey did you here that if you forward your email to the Christian Coalition, they will donate a nickle to your favorite charity?

*laughs coffee through the nose*

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

*laughs coffee through the nose*

well thats going to leave a mark and I am not the Grinch!