Anyone get any good sexually oriented gift for Christmas?

[Guest]

Just wondering.
What is it, and who'd you get it from?

 

[R Nitelight]

Happy

Ahhhhh, you're just wondering who got new panties.....

 

[KillerMuffin]

I received a nightlight with a permanent erection from my sister in law, make that outlaw.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

My ever-so-sensitive hubby bought me a dildo, an X-rated video, a latex rubber corslette, a strobe light and 4 pairs of very sexy panties Yes...I opened then Christmas Eve so we wouldn't have to explain anything to the kiddies

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Actually, the gift didn't cum from....

anyone. It just was sort of a mutual experience with my lovely wife. We spent a wonderful long weekend together, in heaven here on earth, where you know you can enjoy it.( See my thread about porno movies).

Yep, we both got what we wanted. On Christmas!

blue

 

[Sonora]

I got my nipple pierced. It was my gift to me. BTW, it was done in Indy by a really cool woman named Kristen.

 

[Guest]

Well, Ravenloft will once the package reaches him! (I'm not saying what it is though! )

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Happy

Ahhhhh, you're just wondering who got new panties...

I did

 

[Isabella Thorne]

b/f gave me a way-too-big vibrator lol ... pretty blue colour though ... ... and a porn video ..

but my most sexual gift was given to me less than an hour ago ...

a 3some with my b/f and another male friend ..... the feeling of the two bodies with me sandwiched in the middle was overwhelming ....

It's been a wonderful Christmas so far ... I am a very lucky girl!

 

[Never]

My mother got a ton of lingerie and some edible underwear..
Last night I had to pop in that Madonna CD into my computer, put my headphones on, and pump the volume way up for about two and a half hours.

Well, it's nice to know someone is getting some in this house.

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[Svedish_Chef]

My mother got a ton of lingerie and some edible underwear..
Last night I had to pop in that Madonna CD into my computer, put my headphones on, and pump the volume way up for about two and a half hours.

Well, it's nice to know someone is getting some in this house.

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Hope you weren't listening to erotica last night cause that just would of made it worse.

It really is bad when you know your parents are getting way more than you

 

[riff]

one of the gifts my parents gave me.... a food processor.

think about it.

 

[ranajja]

A black garter belt with built-in thong with just a little bit of lace from Victoria's Secret--given by my main squeeze

and it's not so new anymore...*wink*

 

[Guest]

Nightlight, had me figured out right from the get-go, didn't ya!!!

No, but seriously, it sounds like we had some big winners over the Christmas holiday -- thus totally destroying the whole "naughty or nice" theory! LOL

Particulary, Isabella. You go girl!!! Merry Christmas indeed!

On the "better luck next year" side, I'm sorry, but that has to go to Never. I like Madonna as much as the next guy, but lets just say that next year I hope you get something a little more, uh, "fulfilling."

And to Sonora, good for you!!! Did you go to SkinQuake? Is that your first body jewelry?

Lastly, Kitten Eyes,... thanks.

 

[Latina]

He got me lacy black panties and matching bra. I got him shimmering silver boxers which he wore and wrapped his bare chest with a big red ribbon, making himself his gift to me.

We exchanged gifts and a lot more Christmas Eve, and we lazed around in bed Christmas morning. Then we both spent the day cooking, we had a dinner party for ten, and really enjoyed all the relatives over. After cleaning-up and going to bed, there was still more good lovin', and the morning of the 26th we had our fourth round. Our son went out for the day with his friends to compare notes on their Christmas gifts, we had the house to ourselves, we started kissing, soon he was kissing under my blouse, one thing led to another and...

The panties were sexy, but the gift of himself, his time and attention, his love, was by FAR the sexiest gift.

-- Latina

 

[Countess DeWinter]

one of the gifts my parents gave me.... a food processor.

think about it.

We had a day-after-Christmas dinner and gift exchange with my family. My mother got me a riding crop. I still can't believe it!

 

[Expertise]

I have $500 dollars in cash and a fridge full of lobster.

If I was a woman I would find that attractive in a man.LOL

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I have $500 dollars in cash and a fridge full of lobster.
If I was a woman I would find that attractive in a man.LOL

Fuck the cash and the lobsters Chandler darling ...

You know damn well I find you attractive no matter what .... where ... when .... why .... how ...

 

[Gingersnap]

What these aren't scalp massagers?

Yes I got very sexy gifts. Some to wear and some to look at and some to chase one very sexy Scotty man around with...

 

[Sonora]

And to Sonora, good for you!!! Did you go to SkinQuake? Is that your first body jewelry?

Thanks, Happy! I went to Metamorphosis. It's in Broadripple. Not the first, and probably not the last!

 

[Deborah]

Hey Expertise, you sound just like Jeffrey Dahmer and his lobster pot. And just where is Bobtoad?

Gingersnap, hope you and the monkey "enjoyed" the strap-on. Hey Scotsquatch, does the donut cushion help the pain any? Try Midol.

 

[Expertise]

This is the word of god........

Wow Deborah I must be rising your estimation. In the space of a few days I go from Adolph Hitler to merely Jeffery Dahmer? Geeze by next week I could be Bill Clinton.

By the way shoulder pads went out in the eighties sweetums. Going to the New years eve soiree at the club with all the other soccer moms?

Ta for now.

Oh yeah....... blow me.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, thanks for asking, Reverand Debz. The cushion helps a lot - especially since the doctors increased my analgesia (oh, I really don't like saying words with "anal" in them!). The only trouble is, the donut bunches my kilt up at the back and that just encourages her all the more.

 

[Deborah]

Don't worry, Roger, I won't tell Gingernap what you gave Madonna for a wedding gift when she got married recently over there in Mr. Roger's neighborhood. I saw that pic of the "Material Girl" in the Enquirer wearing your plaid, with the headline "Madonna Gets Kilted by a Hairy Ass."

Staying on topic, my favorite gift was from my niece, age 6. One of those Big Mouth Billy Bones that glows in the dark and sings "Bad to the Bone." You wouldn't believe how kinky you can get with that thing.

 

[Gingersnap]

Roger just loves it when I kiss his boo boos Debbie...