Anyone from the UK?

I go on the basis I'll wish someone a HNY the first time I speak to them during the year, up until about the second week. That should give them long enough to counter with "what's fucking happy about it, Muppet?"
Or words to that effect
 
Greetings from the Alps.
It's snowing like crazy at the moment at -6° and falling. I hope for snow tomorrow so that all the noobs stay at home.
Quote of the day:
"Hey, Kaaskopp, if you try to grope me again, I'll kick you so hard in the fork that your daughter will need a vibrator in the future!"
Isn't it funny how fast people can step back and leave the perimeter after one kindly asks for I little bit more room and less"hands on" approach? Gentle kindness gets you pretty far.
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Just in case you are wondering, "Kaaskopp", literally cheese head, is a German swear word for people from the Netherlands. In the other direction it's "Mof" plural "Moffen". It means bad mood or muff. It's not sure what Mof is based on.
Enough lecturing. Cheese Noodles, Käsespätzle are waiting for me.
😘
 
Greetings from the Alps.
It's snowing like crazy at the moment at -6° and falling. I hope for snow tomorrow so that all the noobs stay at home.
Quote of the day:
"Hey, Kaaskopp, if you try to grope me again, I'll kick you so hard in the fork that your daughter will need a vibrator in the future!"
Isn't it funny how fast people can step back and leave the perimeter after one kindly asks for I little bit more room and less"hands on" approach? Gentle kindness gets you pretty far.
🤭
Just in case you are wondering, "Kaaskopp", literally cheese head, is a German swear word for people from the Netherlands. In the other direction it's "Mof" plural "Moffen". It means bad mood or muff. It's not sure what Mof is based on.
Enough lecturing. Cheese Noodles, Käsespätzle are waiting for me.
😘
The Dutch again eh? Did you see them rioting on NYE - apparently it's now traditional?
 
The Dutch again eh? Did you see them rioting on NYE - apparently it's now traditional?
Definitely.
You know how it is. The more similar neighbours are, the more the slightest differences get.
All Dutch I know are nice people and I like them.
All Dutch people I see skiing or driving in the Alps are a bloody nuisance.
In pretty sure it goes both ways.
In short: I'm allowed to insult them, because they are my neighbours. If the reply in kind it's totally legit. And after that we share a Jagertee.
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Just Not with the wanker from above. That had nothing to do with his heritage but with him being a wanker.
 
I started out the day as Happy on my way to work.

I am now Grumpy on my return home.

By the time I reach bed I hope to have reached Bashful levels!
 
Some of us are insomniacs who will drop by at any time of day, but most of the regulars are up with the larks and stop posting after 9ish unless they're out on the lash (no, Cheeky, I'm not talking about you).
 
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