Anyone for cleeks?

[gauchecritic]

I'm thinking of starting a new clique and anyone who wants to join is free to do so.

General rules of clique are as follows (subject to revision and time travel)

1. All members from the first post must condemn and villify the previous poster (me in this case then successive posters in strict order) either tongue in cheek or with serious venom [no smilies allowed] until all members have been thoroughly lambasted. Only one per member.

2. Members shall PM one other member only to cat-call and back bite about as many other members as possible.

3. Members of the female persuasion must, through all posts, flirt outrageously with other members of their choosing, both in public and private.

4. Male members are only included in the rules as a seriously over-used double entendre.

5. By unconscious but unanimous decision one member only must be thoroughly ignored and only obliquely referred to at all times. (trial and error for a period of 30 days or absence from posting)

6. No member shall deem him/her self as 'above' or 'below' cliquishness without full approval of entire membership.

7. Unwriitten and uncalled for clique rules take precedence over any and all written and/or reasonable rules.

Anyone?

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

I'm thinking of starting a new clique and anyone who wants to join is free to do so.

Dear Gauchie,
I might consider joining if you weren't such a unrepentant blowhard and overinflated jerk.
MG
Ps. I don't think I'd want to belong to a clique which would have me for member.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: Anyone for cleeks?

Ps. I don't think I'd want to belong to a clique which would have me for member.

In bocca chiusa non entrò mai mosca.

However, I'd still do you, if that's what I have to do to be in a clique. Gauche can watch.

 

[pop_54]

Hey

Hey what's all that foreign talk about, my boy can't understand that.

 

[The_Fool]

Pops,

You're showing your absolute lack of culture...

 

[The_Fool]

I'm thinking of starting a new clique and anyone who wants to join is free to do so.

General rules of clique are as follows (subject to revision and time travel)

1. All members from the first post must condemn and villify the previous poster (me in this case then successive posters in strict order) either tongue in cheek or with serious venom [no smilies allowed] until all members have been thoroughly lambasted. Only one per member.

2. Members shall PM one other member only to cat-call and back bite about as many other members as possible.

3. Members of the female persuasion must, through all posts, flirt outrageously with other members of their choosing, both in public and private.

4. Male members are only included in the rules as a seriously over-used double entendre.

5. By unconscious but unanimous decision one member only must be thoroughly ignored and only obliquely referred to at all times. (trial and error for a period of 30 days or absence from posting)

6. No member shall deem him/her self as 'above' or 'below' cliquishness without full approval of entire membership.

7. Unwriitten and uncalled for clique rules take precedence over any and all written and/or reasonable rules.

Anyone?

Gauche

And just so I don't waste all that typing....



Gauche

It's quite obvious that you know absolutely nothing of this topic. I will, however, take the time out of my busy schedule to try and point you on the correct path, the road to enlightenment. Obviously the best way since its the one I have chosen.

Your rules:

1. As stated previously, you know nothing. That is obvious from your statement concerning tongue in cheek and with serious venom. I have never met anyone that could carry on a serious conversation with their tongue stuck in their cheek. An attempt would have one biting one's tongue immediately. And everyone knows that the only deadly venom is authorized for use within this site.

2. I am sure that I can PM someone and say really naughty things, except I am sure that there PM box will be full of others doing the same.

3. I am perfectly willing to accept this rule. I feel flirting is at best understated around here.

4. My male member is never overused.

5. Ignoring someone is too boring. I suggest we pick one member for absolute castigation and have EVERYONE pick on them.

6. This should be changed to "under" instead of "over" and if that member happens to be female. So much the better....

7. That is fine as long as I get to make the rules...

This, Gauche is my opinion on your pathetic attempt to create a click, I mean clique.

apathetically yours,

Fool

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Anyone for cleeks?

Originally posted by The_Fool And just so I don't waste all that typing....

How typical of a man to come in uninvited and proceed to try and take over the thread. As if Gauchie's original rules weren't dumb enough.

I'm assuming, being one of the first clique members, that I have the privilege of taking cheap shots at those who enroll later. I have a few choice things I've been wanting to say to certain people.
MG
Ps. %^*&)(*%^*&&^%$!!

 

[Guest]

Why would I do anything Gauche commands? Here are my one-word barbs for all above.

Gauche: twat*

MathGirl: brat

LaurenH: European

Pops: perv

Fool: fool

*formerly reserved for Pure
---------------
Miscellanea:
1. I insist others put their tongues in *my* cheek(s).

2. I already PM with regularity to diss and goss about everyone to everyone (except with fools and Dr. M.)

3. Ditto w/the flirting, except I think I flirted w/Fool once, but never again. (I overtly and overly flirt w/Pops and Mlle. I'll take this opportunity to ask Gauche if he's up for some plating practice; think of me as a big messy holiday platter, GC.)

4. Male members: been there, done that, have the stains.

5. The love that dare not speak its name: my posh young boy-toy from the southern UK who battles with lesbian tendencies.

6. Tchah!

7. All my rules are unwritten and one never knows them until they are broken. (Be warned, Gaucheman.)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Pops,

You're showing your absolute lack of culture...

WRONG!

However, Pop does keep it well hidden-between his toes.

I'll volunteer for number five-either the gauchecritic version of the revision suggested by The(underscore)Fool. Having one wife, two daughters, and three granddaughters, I'm used to being ignored and/or castigated, often simultaneously.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Cream cheese Christ on a pie-eyed puce polo pony!

Trust Rumpleforeskin to eschew the stated objective in favor of witty self-deprecation!

Yeah, you're nicer than us! We GET it. Now say something suitably vicious about your fellow man before I chew my fucking hand off.


Miss Dolorous Ink-Distribution Implement

 

[Guest]

Rumple:

One word: Pshaw!

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Mlle. Bleu Blah Blue:

Marry me.

Trova

 

[The_Fool]

Cream cheese Christ on a pie-eyed puce polo pony!

Trust Rumpleforeskin to eschew the stated objective in favor of witty self-deprecation!

Yeah, you're nicer than us! We GET it. Now say something suitably vicious about your fellow man before I chew my fucking hand off.


Miss Dolorous Ink-Distribution Implement

When you say fucking hand, is that the hand that you use for self-stimulation? If so, and you chew it, off does that mean that you become self-celibate? Even more important does that mean that we are saved from your nonrelenting diatribes because you can no longer write?

And who ever heard of using a blue pen. What color pen does the government require for all forms? Black. What color pen is the favorite of self-important editors with knife fixations? Red. And what pen do you pick? Blue. Good old boring, basic, nobody uses you blue.

I wonder what whether lavender translates….or chartreuse. What ever the hell color chartreuse is anyway…

 

[destinie21]

When you say fucking hand, is that the hand that you use for self-stimulation? If so, and you chew it, off does that mean that you become self-celibate? Even more important does that mean that we are saved from your nonrelenting diatribes because you can no longer write?

And who ever heard of using a blue pen. What color pen does the government require for all forms? Black. What color pen is the favorite of self-important editors with knife fixations? Red. And what pen do you pick? Blue. Good old boring, basic, nobody uses you blue.

I wonder what whether lavender translates….or chartreuse. What ever the hell color chartreuse is anyway…

Oh fool thy name doth suit thee well

the government allows black and or blue pen
charturse is brilliant yellow green and would likely be illegible.

 

[MathGirl]

And what pen do you pick? Blue. Good old boring, basic, nobody uses you blue.

Jesus Christ! What the hell got a burr under your saddle, Li'l Buckaroo?
MG

 

[MathGirl]

and would likely be illegible.

Watch it, Toots. Just because my parents weren't married, you don't need to get personal.
MG

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Dear Math Girl-

You are clearly a racist. A horrible, horrible racist.

Did you think we wouldn't notice that sly inference to brown taffy-like candy in your post to Destinie?!

"Toots" a blatant appocopation of Tootsie Roll!

Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Trova-

Yes, I do, I do! Dear god, you are the living personification of the Virgin Mary and Errol Flynn in "Captain Blood".

Let's just have the honeymoon now. With Pops. And a parrot. On the starboard deck.

{{{{huggs}}}}} {{{murfmurf}}}

 

[Guest]

Cara fuckin' mia,

I'll wear a carmine-red velvet dress with bustier top and flamenco shoes (nothing else ayediosmio-o-o). You sing and I'll do the sequidilla with Pops. The parrot will have to be caged whenever he's let on the poop deck. As for the working crew, well, we can discuss it on the green tomorrow. (I'm partial to tough talkin' twats, but you know that.)

your very own koshkah,

Trova

p.s. my putter is yours forever.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yeah, you're nicer than us! We GET it. Now say something suitably vicious about your fellow man before I chew my fucking hand off. MlledeLaPlumeBleu

Glad you didn't ask me to, "say something suitably vicious" about my fellow woman. (Long, boring, off-topic parenthetical remark follows: Should "fellow man" be considered redundant, sexist, or just another overused figure of speech? And if so, would it go well with Tabasco sauce?)

The sort of imprecise, verbal fisticuffs being demanded can, IMHO, lead to confusion, consternation, plus up-close and personal-type concussions. I, for one, have always believed that, "Stick and stones may break my bones,” which should explain to even the slowest witted person why I always try to avoid them.

Before inveighing with suitable invectives, I just wanted to make sure you really meant "fellow" and not "fallow" man. Granted, some say the words are synonymous, but a few diehard language purists contend there may be just the slightest shade of difference. Although a quick appraisal of the literacy level of the person employing such a hackneyed cliché would lead most objective readers to a different conclusion, for the purposes of this discussion, I'll assume there was no misspelling.

Oh, sorry. No time for insults, vicious or otherwise. I've got to go see a man (whether fallow or a fellow I'm not certain) about a pie-eyed puce polo pony.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Get off my friend's back, you four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.

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[oggbashan]

I think that this thread deserves either

a) to be put on virtual ignore, or

b) to be polluted by garderobes, or
b1) scatalogical humour
b2) sheep
b3) hippos
,or

c) highjacked by literary metaphors.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

I think that this thread deserves either

a) to be put on virtual ignore, or

b) to be polluted by garderobes, or
b1) scatalogical humour
b2) sheep
b3) hippos
,or

c) highjacked by literary metaphors.

Og

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Seeing double, are you? Well, I can't blame you. I'd be on the piss too, if I had just screwed a sheep in my garderobe...

 

[Guest]

I had just screwed a sheep in my garderobe...

Oh, it's all coming out now, isn't it? Could you please put your tits away, I'm finding it hard to concentrate.

Did someone mention male members? Where are they at?
MG: come and play with my puppies.

Lou