Generally I keep the IM off cause I'm terrified that someone might want to talk to me and I'll have some lettuce caught between my teeth and when I flash them a big ol' smile it'll look like it's the size of a buick instead of a lil' speck of lettuce and they'll be staring it in horrid fascination until it dawns on me that somethings wrong because they're staring at me like I'm a total freakjob and I'll get all self-conscious and wonder if my boobs are hanging out or if my hair is falling out and I didn't know it all the while never realizing it is in fact the fault of that damned piece of lettuce so I'll never really know why they're staring at me cause after a while I'll be so nervous and jittery from that stare that I'll try to excuse myself as politely as possible before running for the bathroom as fast as I physically can to see what's wrong with me and then I'll see the lettuce in the mirror and it'll look like it's the size of a buick instead of a lil' speck of lettuce and I'll be so humiliated that I'll have to curl up in a corner and cry for about a week before I could even consider sticking my head out in public again.