Anybody want to start a church with me?

[jomar]

I want to start a nonprofit and wear a Rolex like Jesus of Suburbia. Who's in?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6dVKu5dlM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16840066/site/newsweek/

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I want to start a nonprofit and wear a Rolex like Jesus of Suburbia. Who's in?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6dVKu5dlM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16840066/site/newsweek/

Sorry, we already have one church in these parts....

Drum roll please...

The Right Reverend Rumple D. Foreskin's Church of the Burning Bush and Discount Liquor ®™- Where you can save and be saved in one convenient stop~©.

 

[jomar]

Yeah...somehow I put this here by mistake and didn't see it - wondered where it went! The real church thread is in AH...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Amen

Oh, yeah. I'm in but the Rolex is over rated. There are so many better watches out there, just ask Governor Arnold, he has a whole collection.

Me, I'd pray to save the souls of the sinners so long as I can drive a baby blue Bentley GT convertible and have a selection of women who would unzip me and hold my cock whenever I had to pee. Hallelajah!

"Repent you little slut, er my child. Get down on your knees, you lovely blonde, busty sinner and get ready for me to fill your mouth with my holy appendage. I bless you by allowing you to suck on me until you have swallowed my seed and filled your Christian body with my essence."

Isn't that what Jimmy Swaggart told the select few of his female sinners (lol).

Amen

 

[jomar]

Oh, yeah. I'm in but the Rolex is over rated. There are so many better watches out there, just ask Governor Arnold, he has a whole collection.

Me, I'd pray to save the souls of the sinners so long as I can drive a baby blue Bentley GT convertible and have a selection of women who would unzip me and hold my cock whenever I had to pee. Hallelajah!

"Repent you little slut, er my child. Get down on your knees, you lovely blonde, busty sinner and get ready for me to fill your mouth with my holy appendage. I bless you by allowing you to suck on me until you have swallowed my seed and filled your Christian body with my essence."

Isn't that what Jimmy Swaggart told the select few of his female sinners (lol).

Amen

There you go, my son.

Go check out the same thread in AH. I duplicated it here by mistake.