Anybody Want an EX?

[Savage Kitten]

FREE TO GOOD HOME

Male 39yr
5'6"
145#
Black hair and eyes
comes w/ business
could be used for stud services

Email me for address, phone#, and pic

Stipulations:

You keep him on a tight leash and take him far far away from me!

 

[Expertise]

Yikes/whew

I looked at that and thought I was about to be pimped out or sold in to servitude or something.

What a relief

*Fred Garvin Male Prostitute.....nope not for me*

 

[Merelan]

Damn, that's what I thought too. I even checked my bank account to see if there was any possible way I could afford him.
But, nope. Another dream dashed to the ground.
No thanks Savage Kitty, if you can't handle him, then there is no way I could.

 

[Savage Kitten]

LOL

ExpertTeaseeeeeee you're not my EX, yet... haha

hey Merelan, would it make a difference if I charged ya?? huh? Huh? *desperate*

 

[Expertise]

Short people got no one to love...

Geeze SK. You like short little guys dontcha'?

 

[Merelan]

Nope Savage, sorry. But if he isn't pleasing to you, then he isn't worth anyone's attention. Unless of course it is Wizard's new friend ben. Hmmm. Wonder if your ex would like a bear as a new playmate?

 

[Savage Kitten]

actually

I am 5'6" myself

I find that I am more attracted to bigger/taller guys. they make me feel 'safe', secure, petite. Strange I know.

 

[Savage Kitten]

ewwwww It's my EX hubby!

Nope Savage, sorry. But if he isn't pleasing to you, then he isn't worth anyone's attention. Unless of course it is Wizard's new friend ben. Hmmm. Wonder if your ex would like a bear as a new playmate?

I want to get rid of him... what makes you think I'd tell everyone his bad qualities?? hahaha

maybe he is 'reformable'???

Where's Hecate when ya need her?? what about one of her trainees??? I bet they'd love the challenge hahaha

 

[Expertise]

That was meant as a joke BTW. But statisticly speaking he is shorter than the North American average which I believe is 5'7".

I have no height preference in women ... just so long as they can get on the adult rides at amusement parks.

 

[Merelan]

I bet you Ben could reform him. But truthfully, sorry you are having such a rough time with him.
Hecate, well, check and see if she can take him in, or yes. You are right. One of her trainees. Nicole? Where are you? Savage needs your help and you can practice some of your new talents. Not the bouncing ones silly.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Medoubts the StudMuffin would approve of me picking up a new toy, no matter how well I trained it or how tight of a leash I put it on. Is it housebroke? Does it know how to clean, cut grass, change fluids in vehicles, build sheds and fences, maintenance tools, mulch, work a compost bin, take care of kiddies, and not make a lot of noise? Of course, I do have a bark collar to break those nasty barking habits.

I miss my StudMuffin. Dammit.

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

* Nope! * *note the name...its Ben...not..Benissima*

Nope Savage, sorry. But if he isn't pleasing to you, then he isn't worth anyone's attention. Unless of course it is Wizard's new friend ben. Hmmm. Wonder if your ex would like a bear as a new playmate?

*this bear don't climb that tree*

grrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Merelan]

Hmm. Wonder what trees he does like to climb?

 

[Guest]

AAAAWWWEE! NUTS!!!

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*damn, these women are more aggressive than my cousin, Griz*

 

[Hecate]

You were looking for me???

and actually SK - now that Ben is on the loose killing off the beer and bare supplies of downtown I have this handy cage empty... maybe that would be counting for a new good home??

PS: Ben - if you still want to be my nice fluffy hearth rug now that winter starts you better get back here some time soon - else your cozy cage might be given away!

 

[Lajo]

Well SK...I would take him off your hands for you, but I cannot promise what would happen to him once he got here. I live an agricultural area and well...farming accidents do happen.

Lajo

PS. I won't tell you how tall I am because I would not want to "lose" you (tho, I am taller than your ex).

 

[Siren]

Sorry Savage Pussy......

 

[Savage Kitten]

LOL!! and I USED to call you guys friends!!!

damn! whats a girl to do??

actually, he already has a girlfriend but the gal can't keep him on a leash

*sighs* well I tried, whoever said our mistakes eventually stop rearing their ugly heads was a Liar! haha

Since nobody wants him I will fess up, he's not really good for anything either.. haha

he doesn't change diapers, do windows, take out garbage, cook, help with homework, wash clothes, or those other chores that daily life consists of

maybe I should have offered him up as a huntin partner.. everyone knows those kind of accidents happen all the time *weg* haha just teasin.. no matter how much he gets on my nerves he is still my girls daddy so we can't hurt him... too badly haha

so uummm Lajo darlin.... ya can't play with him kk?? haha

 

[Shelby]

Savage Kitten...

If I pay you a LOT of money, could we make it a 2 for 1 offer? People love to get things for free and if I throw in my husband........maybe someone will go for it. He has less to offer than your ex, but, he does have the mammoth TV & satellite.

 

[Savage Kitten]

heh heh Honey...

we'll use your money to bribe them to take both of the guys off our hands ok?? hehe we need to sell/give them to a really hard taskmaster.. don'tcha think?? haha

{{{hugglez}}} you poor dear.. atleast mine is an "Ex-hubby"

 

[Shelby]

FOR YOUR PLEASURE?????

A large cheque & 2 men. You may cash the cheque (check for US partners) but you must keep the men.

Money & Men not returnable. No forwarding address on cheque. No guarantee. Do not post complaints to list. You ARE NOT to use cheque to hunt down original owners.

(Savage Kitten...I think this ad should do it!!! They should be gone by morning. Of course, we're now on the run forever.)