Anybody not looking forward to Valentine's Day?

I despise Valentines Day. It's the one day that makes me feel completely alone and miserable. Well, that and my birthday.
 
Me.

I'm not *not* looking forward to it either. It's just a bit of a non-event. More personal romantic markers mean more to me, such as anniversaries.

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Maybe, just maybe, I'll be home in time for Valentine's Day.
 
Couldn't care less really. It doesn't make me feel especially alone, out of all the other days, that is.

If anything, I'm happy there's a V day because of the contest. Yes, I'm pathetic, sorry. :p :rolleyes:
 
Sorry to be such a spoilsport about it....but this is the first Valentines Day in YEARS that I am actually looking forward to.......


:nana: :nana:
 
I'm not.

Og's too busy writing stories and checking his scores to go out and get ciggies for me.

No one ever sends me a Valentine, not even as a joke. They don't even offer me a cigarette.

These modern cigarettes haven't got no puff in them anymore. No one has Senior Service or Capstan Full Strength or those funny French ones Gaul-Oyses. They all have fancy filter tips and low tar.

I want TAR! I want Flavour! or even Flavor! Give me a Camel, a Marlboro, a Man's smoke not these fancy lady-like things tasting like steam. How can anyone get a good smoker's hacking cough on mild ciggies. They charge more for these steam puffers than for good old-fashioned Navy Cut.

All I want for Valentine's Day is a carton of strong cigarettes and a drunken sailor with a strong stomach (and a non-functioning nose) and I'll be in bliss.

But as usual, I'll be out bumming ciggies and no one will care.

Sigh.

Fag-Ash
 
Fag-Ash_Lil said:
I'm not.

Og's too busy writing stories and checking his scores to go out and get ciggies for me.

No one ever sends me a Valentine, not even as a joke. They don't even offer me a cigarette.

These modern cigarettes haven't got no puff in them anymore. No one has Senior Service or Capstan Full Strength or those funny French ones Gaul-Oyses. They all have fancy filter tips and low tar.

I want TAR! I want Flavour! or even Flavor! Give me a Camel, a Marlboro, a Man's smoke not these fancy lady-like things tasting like steam. How can anyone get a good smoker's hacking cough on mild ciggies. They charge more for these steam puffers than for good old-fashioned Navy Cut.

All I want for Valentine's Day is a carton of strong cigarettes and a drunken sailor with a strong stomach (and a non-functioning nose) and I'll be in bliss.

But as usual, I'll be out bumming ciggies and no one will care.

Sigh.

Fag-Ash

here, Lil:

http://www.agderavisen.com/art_images/Marlboro.jpg
 
Last Vday was a great one for me.

This one i dont know- im not sure when my love life walked out the door and decided not to come back, but im hoping it finds it's way to the straw mat in the corner of my mind before vday.

*sigh* im counting on something before i can say whether i'll enjoy it or not...
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
Last Vday was a great one for me.

This one i dont know- im not sure when my love life walked out the door and decided not to come back, but im hoping it finds it's way to the straw mat in the corner of my mind before vday.

*sigh* im counting on something before i can say whether i'll enjoy it or not...

:heart: Here's hoping all your V-Day dreams come true. :heart:
 
cloudy said:

Thanks Cloudy.

You're a great sport for a redskin. Me? My skin's sort of orangey-yellow, the colour of nicotine in a used filter-tip in the men's urinal.

Marlboro?

Ain't had those since the US Base closed down. When was that? It was soon after the Berlin Airlift. I went to Berlin with the USAAF. They threw me out after a sack of coal. It was lumpy to land on.

I had to bum a ride back with the RAF. They said that was better than causing an international incident. I kept bumming fags off the Russkies. They had proper ciggies with taste, something like tractor fuel and sawdust.

Now I can go out on the town and sell me bum just for the fun of the game.

Fag-Ash
 
damppanties said:
:heart: Adding my hope to that. :heart:

Hey with Drk and Dampy on the job, anything is possible... :D ...well almost anything...cooking classes are probably still a wild dream... ;)
 
drksideofthemoon said:
Hey with Drk and Dampy on the job, anything is possible... :D ...well almost anything...cooking classes are probably still a wild dream... ;)

Of this latter point i totally agree...and Dampy's sposed to be the brains of the outfit ;) (no hope :p)
 
Fag-Ash_Lil said:
Thanks Cloudy.

You're a great sport for a redskin. Me? My skin's sort of orangey-yellow, the colour of nicotine in a used filter-tip in the men's urinal.

Marlboro?

Ain't had those since the US Base closed down. When was that? It was soon after the Berlin Airlift. I went to Berlin with the USAAF. They threw me out after a sack of coal. It was lumpy to land on.

I had to bum a ride back with the RAF. They said that was better than causing an international incident. I kept bumming fags off the Russkies. They had proper ciggies with taste, something like tractor fuel and sawdust.

Now I can go out on the town and sell me bum just for the fun of the game.


Fag-Ash

Hey, nothin' wrong them Ruski cigs...especially the ones with the cardboard tubes you had to pinch down on...
 
Fag-Ash_Lil said:
Ain't had those since the US Base closed down. When was that? It was soon after the Berlin Airlift. ...
Hey! How old are you? I thought you were like 18 or something. Are you really you? :cool:

Imposter!! :p
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
Of this latter point i totally agree...and Dampy's sposed to be the brains of the outfit ;) (no hope :p)

Yeah, she is the brains of the operation...and ya know, I offered to send her a cookbook for her birthday...
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
Of this latter point i totally agree...and Dampy's sposed to be the brains of the outfit ;) (no hope :p)
Hmpf! :rolleyes:

And btw, Drk, you cook, don't you? :cool:
 
drksideofthemoon said:
Yeah, she is the brains of the operation...and ya know, I offered to send her a cookbook for her birthday...
You people are mean! *stomps out of thread* (And just as well, such a threadjack! :eek: )
 
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